#// gdi Shikamaru lmao

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When Naruto ignores Hinata after she confesses to him vs Pein

(cc) Shikamaru: You look dead tired, Naruto. What, have you been partying a lot since you became the village hero?

(cc) Naruto: Heh, I wish! My bed's just infested with bed bugs lately and there might be a problem with the sewage system coz man I am smelling piss all the time at home!

(cc) Kiba: -encouraging Akamaru to do his business near Naruto's place while Shino convinces some of his bugs to take a vacation in Naruto's bed-

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(cc) Sasuke: -in a SasuIno AU, during Blank Period-

-thinks Ino can do better than him, like Shikamaru-

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(cc) Shikamaru: -in a ShikaIno AU, during Blank Period-

-thinks Ino still likes Sasuke, since he redeemed himself-

// inspired by this - with the @themindfulcosmos

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Lmao can we have the scene of Shikamaru or Shikaku wanting to cry during shogi because of Kakashi? XD like what did he do? i feel like kakashi is the type to make the most ridiculous and unpredictable moves but then at the end when he wins you find out it was all planned and he was just messing with you 😂😂

Ok but that's 100% Kakashi. Like Shikaku goes into this first game thinking 'oh I can guess his moves just like everyone else' but while Shikaku and Shikamaru are the long game planners (best for coming up with a long term plan with multipule levels) Kakashi is best at coming up with a new plan on the spot with little to no warning.

It's what make's Shikaku and Shikamaru good tactical leaders for the village, and Kakashi a better team leader/in the thick of action leader. You see it best in the war with Shikaku leading the overall plan of the war while Kakashi's in the field changing plans at the drop of a dim to win a fight.

Now mix those two things together in a game of Shogi, and you have a headache for Shikaku and Shikamaru. They win the game sometimes of course, but gdi does Kakashi make it surprisingly hard for them to do so XD

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(cc) Shikamaru: -being dared, (purposely) bumps into Ino, trying to kiss her cheek but ends up kissing near her ear instead, apologises then rushes off-

(cc) Naruto: -saw Shikamaru passionately slam Ino against a tree and say something dirty in her ear- I swear I’m not making this up, Sakura-chan! -he told her right after, lmao-

// inspired by this - with @minds-interlinked

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Kiss Dared [ShikaIno]

Anonymous asked // Aug 15

I dare Shikamaru to kiss Ino!

@minds-interlinked referencing your Ino here!

“What a drag, was this your idea Choji? Naruto?’ Shikamaru wondered as he was anonymously dared to kiss Ino, lucky it wasn’t specified where, so his plan was to ‘accidentally' bump into her, kiss her cheek to make sure someone saw him as proof, and then be on his way.

Spotting Ino heading out from the flower store, Shikamaru pretended to rush past her. A slight bump that kind of escalated, and he ended up kissing close to her ear instead.

“Sorry Ino, Choji wanted these limited edition BBQ chips before they’re sold out, I’ll see you later!” he said quickly before rushing off, face almost beetroot red from his blunder than the actual dare.

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(cc) Shikamaru: Welcome back again, had a quick errand?

(cc) Sasuke: What? We just got back though, right mii-san?

(cc) Itachi: That is correct, did you see us before?

(cc) Shikamaru: Well Naruto said he saw you two go into the Hokage’s office earlier so

- there’s a long line of Uchiha queuing there - just various people transforming into them to join the harem - the real Uchiha are (conveniently) on other missions or at home

(Ghost) Hashirama: Wow! I didn’t know Tsuna was so popular, with your clan too!

(Ghost) Madara: Look at what your granddaughter did, she turned my clan of elite warriors into a bunch of perverts! I even have an imposter!

(cc) Obito: -disguised as Madara, Kakashi soon finds out-

// inspired by this - with @ladytsunadehime

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(cc) Naruto’s clone: -disguised as ShikaIno’s server-

Server: Excuse me, are you new here? Haven’t seen you before so.

-calls security, thinking Naruto’s the one stealing food lately-

(cc) Obito: -disguised as Naruto while stealing food (scraps)-

// inspired by this - with @themindfulcosmos

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Smash or Pass [Shikamaru & Temari]

Anonymous asked: // May 24, yesterday

"Smash or pass?" Smirking at Shikamaru, Temari's curiosity showed in their expression. ((@rather-be-the-hunter​))

Oh boy, Shikamaru didn’t like how this game was going, there was a chance that Temari was going to kill him for either answer, but still the safer answer was.

“Smash,” he replied, then braced for the worst. They were at least more attractive than unattractive enough to ‘smash’, that was the logic he convinced himself of anyway.

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(cc) Shikamaru: -making out with Ino under the mistletoe-

(cc) Naruto: -innocently puts mistletoe on his head for his SO-

(cc) Sasuke: -having a (genjutsu) make out session with his SO-

// so NaruSaku+SasuHina or NaruHina+SasuSaku, coz it works lmao

// inspired by this - with @themindfulcosmos

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Every (other) InoShikaCho BBQ gathering

Ino: -staring at Shikamaru (lovingly) who’s sitting opposite her-

(cc) Shikamaru: -thinking she’s thinking about (hot) Sasuke-

(cc) Choji: -taking and eating all the meat while they’re distracted-

// with @themindfulcosmos

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Whenever Ino kisses Shikamaru first (out of nowhere)

(cc) Shikamaru: -kisses Ino back, while low key freaking out trying to remember if he forgot (their anniversary) or did something to deserve it before-

// inspired by this - with @themindfulcosmos

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(cc) Shikamaru: That’s a lot of stuff there, you going on a long mission or something Naruto?

(cc) Naruto: Kinda! I’m sleeping over at Sakura’s tonight!

-he’s carrying a travel bag at least as big as himself-

(cc) Shikamaru: I don’t think she’ll let you in with all that...

// inspired by this - with @kunoichiblossoms

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(cc) Shikamaru: I’m sorry for hurting you, Ino.

I will do whatever it takes to make it up to you.

(cc) Choji: Good, you can kiss her then -awkward silence- What?

// inspired by this - with @themindfulcosmos

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Why Sasuke does not send a heads up message whenever he’s returning home

(cc) Naruto: Hey everyone, Sasuke’s coming back in the village!

(cc) Shikamaru: -trying to take a nap- Why is he so loud...

(cc) Naruto: Hey Shikamaru! Did you know that Sasuke’s-!

(cc) Shikamaru: Yes, I heard you first time Naruto, jeez!

// inspired by this - with @sakura-rpblog

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(cc) Naruto: -invites Shikamaru over to eat with him-

(cc) Choji: -invites Ino over to eat with him-

(cc) Naruto: Choji?! How have you been?! Let’s catch up!

(cc) Shikamaru: -pretty sure they ‘caught up’ yesterday-

(cc) Choji: Alright, but you’re treating me to BBQ!

-leaves with Naruto, so ShikaIno can have their ‘date’-

// inspired by this - with @themindfulcosmos

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(cc) Shikamaru: If she doesn’t feel the same way, then I’d be ruining our friendship

Ino: If he doesn’t feel the same way, then I’d risk ruining our friendship

(cc) Choji: -after talking to them both separately-

Yep, they definitely belong together, now how do I set them up to...

// inspired by this - with @themindfulcosmos