#// I played myself.

[naneki-maid]

just finished reading the Age of Innocence and the last line that Archer speaks to himself, sitting on the bench outside Madame Olenska’s Paris balcony after not seeing her in almost 30 years has left me unwell.

“It’s more real to me here than if I went up.”

Cancel all my calls. I will be bedridden for several days. thanks.

[zacksfairest]

whoever voices the Male Guardian in BG3 now has the misfortune of forever being how i picture Lemuel's voice sounding thanks to me making him Addie's guardian for her playthrough

[dollfaceksj]

So.. theoretically. I could commission you to write a scene in which Yoongi fights Daniel. Like I could do that just for fun?

….theoretically, i suppose you could do that.

[paladinwife]

Crush bot update:

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[the-shifting-long]

@ anybody who's started getting interested in slay the princess after watching Markiplier play it: trust me. trust me on this. stop watching his playthrough. don't even think about his playthrough. ideally wait for the pristine cut to be released (completely free expansion to the game.) but if you're impatient it's complete as-is. go play it yourself. as blind as possible. trust me. TRUST ME. the game is SO MUCH BETTER when you're the one behind the wheel, making all the choices, and you don't know what will happen when you make them.

it's a very, very, very good game, if you can't afford it the devs are perfectly fine with piracy, there are two of them, they have plenty of the money they need to support their future projects, you can always buy the game later or official slay the princess merch to support them financially, i'm telling you this for your own good, trust me, you want to play it yourself and you want to avoid Markiplier's playthroughs until you do.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[fact-dogsarehappiness]

Another reason why I’m a firm believer in letting Bruce get old is because the idea of him looking and his dark haired children without his glasses on and genuinely not being able to tell them apart is unparalleled

[war-forged-storms]

Put a joint in my mouth while I’m cockwarming you and hold my nose shut so all I can do is breath in as long of a drag as you want. When I can’t take it anymore and start coughing, you can feel me tightening on your dick with each hack. I’ll look at you with pleading watery eyes as my body tries to catch its breath and process pleasure all while I’m getting stoned <3

[kwadlayns]

talk to me in french, talk to me in spanish 🍒

[chloesimaginationthings]

New FNAF clown Jackie from secret of the Mimic!!

[dumbledorathexplora]

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[healpimp]

offense classes bonding

[moldwood]

in the urinal making all the other boys jealous that their urethras are like a cheaply crafted ancient teapot that splashes piss everywhere whereas mine is like a finely crafted ancient teapot that will cause no splatter regardless of the height of the stream.