#// Every. Time.

[justaz]

king merlin after meeting lady guinevere and sir lancelot’s baby and falling in love: arthur. i want a baby.

king arthur, not looking up from his paperwork: …what?

merlin: give me a baby.

arthur, sighing: merlin, you studied to be a physician. i don’t think i have to be the one to tell you how impractical that is.

merlin, rolling his eyes: this is why i’m the brighter side of the coin

arthur, finally looking up: wha-

queen merlin using magic to transform her body: i. want. a. baby.

arthur:

arthur:

arthur: *stands up from his desk so fast his chair topples over, multiple parchments flutter to the ground, his tunic is already off*

[derangedfujoshi]

"If you suddenly found out that I was something, maybe even worse than a wraith... What would you do?"

"I would've forgiven you."

[seattledayone]

thinking about dina’s soft, heartbroken little, “no,” when she was cradling ellie’s face between her palms begging her not to leave

[teddybeartoji]

wolf!toji definitely says "biiiiiig stretch" every time he lowers bunny!reader onto his cock thanks for listening

[stlamb]

i never get any true rest or escape employment because i have a JOB in my DREAMS

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

Tonight’s fit 😎😎

[evilfloralfoolery]

If fashion bitches don't stop with the "szn 'fits," I'm gonna riot. 🤣🤣🤣

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Us, shopping for groceries: We are not gonna buy things because of our momentary hyperfixation, we are not gonna buy things because of our momentary hyperfixation, we are not-

Also us:

[thelordofgifs]

me: ok just dash off a short little ficlet to take a break from your high-effort WIPs

me five minutes later: so how would the name Patroclus translate into Quenya anyway

[scottstiles]

i have to say even tho every single other thing about the last few seasons of svu still annoys the hell out of me (all the new actors, the lighting, coloring, set design, drab and depressing stories, even the crappy new lets-run-everywhere-with-the-camera style), at least mariska continues to outperform every single other person on television.

[assortedasurathings]

IT feels weird being the Tumblr bitch without a Canon Commander. just " Does your commander- " Exist? No. I don't do that. I'm not LIKE that. I haphazardly Shoved Anakk into that role so I could Participate since " Your commander " is the only topic Why can't our Guys just be Guys? Why they gotta be the special one? Xaana's A death machine but she's not THE FOCUS of guild wars. Which is what the commander is. As a baseline. And not to knock people who do that. People can have their commanders. But why do we gotta make every Gw2 Tumblr Ask about that? Ask me about my Ex-inquest. Ask me about my Ex-Pact. My Current Pact, My current Inquest and krewemen and Average Joes and Superhumans. Hell just Ask me Anything About Anything I love to Yap. I Am Hyperfixation. Just don't ask me about my Commander. Because I can't possibly Fathom having one.

[ablatheringblatherskite]

YOU AT THE BARRICADES LISTEN TO THIS

THE PEOPLE OF PARIS SLEEP IN THEIR BEEEEDS

YOU HAVE NO CHAAAAANCE

NO CHANCE AT ALL

WHY THROOOOWWW YOUR LIVES AWAY

[somelegobird]

Today, an unnamed Wolf Clan Warrior, I started calling him just Wolf for short

The teacher dude was half an hour late, so we were left to our own vices. I still did my research though and that annoyed Wolf lol

It's getting warmer now, so he ended up taking off his hood on the way home. I tried to help him put it back on once we arrived, but I don't think I did it right

Oh and! and!!

The magazine got released a day earlier than I thought it would!! Yippee!!!

[arcadialedger]

“Sir, we’re detecting a massive object emerging from hyperspace”

Me:

[jacqcrisis]

Walking through crowds in 90% humidity downtown, compelled by the most powerful force on earth: bbq pork on a stick