#// 10/10 do not recommend

[slimybeth69]

got cheated on by the man i was living with for several months and didn't write a fic about getting cheated on.

where do I get my big girl certificate???

[brain-rot-hour]

Every time I draw smut from scratch I'm reminded that I 500% do not know what a peen actually looks like

[thelunarbar]

In case anyone’s ever wondered what the seventh circle of hell is truly like I think I now know

Im on my period, I’ve got a stomach bug and im passing kidney stones. All at the same time. Im ready to shoot myself.

My sister loves me tho and brought me body armor and some easy on the stomach snacks and pain meds

[purplepixel]

How ya doing, Pixel? I know you had a fever recently... are you feeling better?

I'm actually doing loads better this morning! No fever, aches, or headache! I am very confused on what this was since I've never gotten sick like this before. Like 2 day fever??? With no other common cold symptoms???? Really odd. Still feel tired and weak but I'm grateful I'm on my way to being back to normal :]

[tetzoro]

patron saint of cats cinnamon and everything nice there is in this life

sniffles. sobs even. this is so sweet T^T !!! i do love my little kitties + cinnamon is always so lovely <33 but not as lovely as you !!! thank you for indulging me nonnie hehe ^_^ !

[queenie-official]

Fun Fact #1: i used to do cheerleading in elementary and middle school

Fun fact #2: i decided it would be a good idea to do some cheers (including jumps) in my room without stretching or warming up after not cheering since the 6th grade!

Fun fact #3: Pain…

[crazychaoticizzy]

can I talk about that time I went to L.A. to visit family with my parents and stopped early morning to get breakfast from Denny’s, wearing pajamas from the previous day because we drove the whole time, and I ordered tea expecting it to be normal tea and.

It was unsweet.

THE TEA WAS NOT FUCKING SWEET AMD ISTG THAT THREW MY WHOLE DAY OFF BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK.

I PHYSICALLY GAGGED AND RECOILED AND ADDED SO MANY GODDAMN SUGAR PACKETS AND NONE OF IT WORKED AND IT WAS TERRIBLE AND I WAS IN SUCH A MOOD THE REST OF THE DAY BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING TEA.

LIKE PEOPLE ARE OUT HERE DRINKING THIS SHIT???? YOURE DRINKING STRAWBERRY FLAVORED WATER. YOURE DRINKING FLOWER FLAVORED WATER WTF DO YOU MEAN. YOU ARE DRINKING HOT WATER THAT TASTES LIKE LEAVES.

Anyways sorry for that outburst I was just reminded of that and was appalled and I never wish to relive that experience and I felt the need to share

[pandoa]

brb guys trying to recover from my unhealthy life choices

[breathe-colors]

🤒

[hellomidnightbreeze]

NSB2 Gen 1 - Onyx

A whirlwind romance gets real for the two - Stephanie joins us in our lil tent and dreams of a wedding

[singedbutter]

This week my therapist said “what would it be like to feel like you actually deserve to have your needs be met”

[yunogf]

im running on 1 hr of sleep

[shegottosayit]

My therapist would want me to note my mood right now in the form of assigning specific emotions to it but I’m not sure what that would be. I just feel… I don’t know. I’m awful at self reporting. I’m just feeling heavy at a slanted angle? Like I can physically and mentally be up and going but on a slant down. I’ve been eating healthy because the thought of eating something heavy makes me want to sink down in a ball pit.

[sandushengshou]

'Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire' | Variety Studio presented by Google TV

[phantom-arsonist-racoon]

So I was eating berries and had gotten raspberry juice on my fingers, and I looked at it, and was like, 'Hey, this kinda looks like bloodstains (only, yk a few shades off and better-smelling), I should go SCARE MY MOTHER'

so I walked to the kitchen where she was making brownies and said, "MOTHER I HAVE KILLED A MAN."

She looked up, horrified, and then I realized she was on zoom call and I had just announced that to a mental health group.

So now her co-members probably think she's related to a murderer.

[not-y0ur-bb]

Caved and bought jeans since the weather is cooling down. My thighs are suffocating.