#I MUST NOT PERISH NOW
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brb guys trying to recover from my unhealthy life choices
#well well well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions#remind me to never skip meals (on accident) while only getting 1hr of proper sleep#bc i feel so weak rn 💀#i woke up after a 15hr long sleep and was WOBBLING from weakness#the only thing i ate yesterday was a chocolate caplico ice cream snack#god help me#10/10 do not recommend#(only eating the snack i mean the ice cream was muah as usual lol but i needed a meal sjngsjv)#i have things to read moots to reply to A ROOK HUNT CARD TO REACT TO#I MUST NOT PERISH NOW
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Art block is killing me man
#get baldmastered…#been talking to my friend tonight about his stupid dumb hair and I have now decided to just pull it all off!!!#really solves the problem at the root😋😋😋🫶🫶#SIIIIGGHH I have been trying so HARD to draw some ACTUALLY good pieces#and I do wanna make a specific fully rendered drawing cause I haven’t made one of those in actual ages#although I guess you could say the one unit drawing I dropped could be considered that#like my only full fledged illustration I’ve made in eight hundred years#I must learn to get freakier with how my style goes about or I fear I may perish#or at the very least just be a one trick pony forever and ever which is arguably just as bad I suppose😦#sighssss anyways PEELED HENRY GO!!!!!!!#my art#transformers#maccadam#transformers animated#tfa#headmaster#tfa headmaster#henry masterson#tfa henry masterson#procreate
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There's an angel and a demon sitting opposite of each other on my shoulders, they both frequently insist that I rewrite and fully redesign the entire Harry Potter series in comic book format
They persist in equilibrium, maintaining balance within the world. There's no question about it, I must live within JK Rowlings mould blanketed attic for a year, learning her habits, and most importantly hand writing
I shall reconstruct her will, and sign it with her signature like the vocal mimicry of an Appalachian horror used to lure victims into the woods
It will be over, someone half likable will have the rights... To Harry Potter
Balance shall be restored
The world shall regain peace and harmony
Once I have completed operation de-crowning Rowling
#harry potter#Jk Rowling must perish for peace to prevail#operation de-crowning Rowling#a necessary sacrifice#c'mon nobody would even miss her#the hard part is breathing all that mould#it's fine i grew up in the moistest corners of Missouri#i have mould immunity#writblr#writters on tumblr#wish me luck#for legal reasons this is a joke#the legal reason is that i cannot afford a plane ticket#you're safe for now#for now
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Sup whoever the fuck is still on my blog forgot about all of you lived ny best life reading self insert fanfics on a Fandom im not in for weeks maybe months I don't remember
IM HERE BC I CANT FIND A TUMNLR POST AGAIN
At most I just remember the entirety of gotham just assumes danny is the jokers son I only remember one of the reblogs that had dan in it and them refusing to go inside the clinic for help also that dannys hair had green streaks??? Idk help its giving me a headache now
Edit: btw I'm like pretty sure danny isn't even jokers son they just assume he is
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#Finding a fic again as one does#In other news I found that one I was looking for with cousin damian apparently maddie and talia are twins in it#Still haven't found best friends jason and Sam which sucks that one was great#Me when I can't find a prompt/fic bc I didn't send it to myself like usual: ah I must now perish
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is this cute or shld i fall down a flight a of stairs
#✧ chatting !#i Know i said i didnt care but unfortunately im the carer. it has to loook cute or i perish everything i do must be cutes#theres so much markup shit in rentry now kinda scary tbh
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Bubba Ho-Tep (1994), Joe R. Lanslade // Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) dir. Don Coscarelli
#bubba ho-tep#joe r landslade#don coscarelli#bruce campbell#yeah only tonight i learned that the film was based on a short story and now i must read everything by this author or perish#stuff
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Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Feliz Navidad, do you think Andrew Ryan would have painted St Nick as a villain in Rapture's narrative and have the animatronics in his theme park tell the kiddies that this figurehead Santa Claus was a filthy communist come Christmas time?
#bioshock#bioshock 2#andrew ryan#rapture#i can picture him now#pondering at his view of the ocean as the first rapturian december approaches#'rewarding children for being 'good'? this ideal must but crushed... this... 'santa claus'... must perish on the ocean floor'
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mfw the animatic im desperate to produce will not only require me to draw full bodies but will require me to animate them
#please i made the audio. please. i need this to work and i need it to work NOW#IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD#THE IDEAS ARE GREAT. I MUST START THUMBNAILING LEST I PERISH TO THE COMING WINTER#catwyk.txt
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@milkeumilkeou so far i have 5/8 and the only one that has a story to it is the foxy tantrum (more on that in the tags...)
#rusted nation#i am missing numbers 2/3/6#will extra hilarity or sadness find me in those stories :):):):):)))) we shall see#when i read the shipwreck note i just imagined#was kuya worse at controlling his form back in the day#like he was too tired by nightfall so he just reverted to his foxy self for honkshoo bedtime#but this sailor saw him and kuya threw a fit like those mythical creatures who pride themselves on their rarity#so kuya's all How Dare plebian eyes grace my vessel u must all perish for this transgression#or. wait. did kuya have fox self esteem issues back then#so was it more like someone walking into a teen's room uninvited#while the teen is trying to cover up their pimples in the mirror#so now they're embarrassed and hormonal and the only option is to lash out?#like GOD mom [drunk sailor] GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!! *sets ship on fire*#i mean I'm glad that they survived (assuming)#but what was huey thinking... like sure kuya sink the ship doesn't matter to me either way#wait no THIRD hypothesis#kuya hates boats bc he gets seasick. not a water fox i guess#so he whines at huey and huey's like idgaf teleportation is not a thing right now and i want to tinker with these strange artifacts#while eavesdropping on the stories of all these stowaways#so kuya harrumphs and just sulks in the cabin until the sailor finds him and#ok well no that's the same story as the second hypothesis. it's just kuya getting embarrassed#and reacting with 12x more violence than he should to being discovered.#is he really so reactive? so baby? is this my vision of him? oh well
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𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙘 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨! 🌼: to give your muse a piggyback — by @darkenforcer
garry's entire face is flushed. though she tried her very best, she wasn't in any position to refuse properly once yuri offered to carry her on his back— entirely unused to walking in any heels higher than the minimum, she fell on her face five minutes into this hangout.
' this is so embarrassing. ' she's still blabbering, of course, part nervousness, mostly wanting to fill the silence. in one of her hands, arms wrapped around yuri's shoulders, her heels dangle in the air as he's carrying her to the nearest bus station. she took them off when her ankle twisted weirdly and the cobblestone was in her face the next second. ' how are you supposed to get used to these things? it's a miracle i even made it here ... and now you're carrying me. '
it really didn't seem like yuri struggled at all, picking her up, and that's somehow worse because it's attractive, and evading shyness isn't exactly something she's famous for. dropping her forehead on yuri's shoulder, she whistles an exasperated groan into his jacket.
' ... you have to let me know if i'm too heavy, okay? and forget this ever happened, actually. abandon me at the bus station. '
#darkenforcer#& — ic .#& — ask .#in today's episode of: cringefail garry and her saviour#she's like. i must perish now. thanks
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It’s important to always be learning new things about yourself. In my case, today it was:
I can excuse cannibalism, but I draw the line at secondhand embarrassment.
#santa clarita diet#99% of this show is hilarious. every once in a greeeeat while there’s a single scene I must turn away from or perish#rip me with Abby’s failed flirting#but seriously the fact that we get comedies now that don’t rely on secondhand embarrassment is wonderful#the 90s were a rough time to grow up for someone with that kind of kryptonite
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Listen I don't care for the announcement. HOWEVER, as the most predictable but definitely the funniest person on the planet I will now focus on one thing only
BECHER
BECHEROVKA FOREVER 💞❤️💕✌️😔
#the magnus protocol#tmagp#You have one job now mention Becherovka or perish I don't make the rules#I need to make the joke first you must understand
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#ᴮᴿᴮ ᴱˣᴾᴸᴼᴿᴵᴺᴳ ᴼᵀᴴᴱᴿ ᵂᴼᴿᴸᴰˢ / ooc#i cannot carry on#my will is far too weak#i must retreat to mobile and lie down#my mobile is connected to my other blog#so hit me up over there via dms otherwise i won't be able to respond#farewell all i knew you well#i must perish now#lmao
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Kyon: I would rather shoot myself than ever have to kiss Haruhi again and also I want brain bleach so I can scrub those memories from my head.
Junko: Hey, Mukuro. You got a gun handy?
#musings#bandit liveblogs#bandit liveblogs haruhi#junko: guess all of the haruhi kissing falls to me now#junko: -feigns feinting- oh i must surely perish!#kyon: what. are you doing#junko: i gave you your gun idiot boy go die somewhere or something
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I need to follow more mcyt blogs that aren't just into hermitcraft/empires/life series
#dont get me wrong i love yall but my dash feels more and more empty of other smps... i need variety or ill perish#ill get to searching soon... for now i must rest
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ah
I understand the reason for all this false flagging now. Its not that Falin must die, and that their quest is about accepting death. Its that Falin is so selfless and people pleasing, that she thinks they should just give up on her, if it gets too difficult. She's afraid of asking too much, even if it means she must perish.
If you either eat or get eaten, Falin choose to get eaten, for their sake.
Their quest was about showing the strenght of love, that they wouldn't just give up someone, or something they love, even if the path is hard.
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