#/ they are the best dogtors

[thebibliosphere]

Boxed in by the potato.

[intradognition]

*paws you gently*

DNI ☆ minors. beyond that, i block liberally if i dont like your content/vibes

! I WILL BLOCK IF UR AGE ISNT LISTED !

THE DOG ☆ puppy (it/its), 20. not a person, a dog! weird white goth autigender/whatever + trans freak! queer + into everyone in the t4t way (cishets there is just about nothing for you here.) im very autistic so please be patient with puppy ^^ it writes in both first and third person :3

☆ uncollared virgin ; i subpost frequently but in reality im mostly a dom. tmblr is not my main form of media and i am very forgetful so i might abandon this blog accidentally </3

— blog functionings (msgs, asks, tags)

DMs ☆ open, but it's likely i'll only respond to mutuals

ASKS ☆ [#dogtorasks] open and anon allowed. come say hi to puppy!!!!

TAGS ☆ #dogtor barks for general dogblogging, #pawndering for writing/pupposting/etc, #mommy knows best for mommyposting, #puppy brain or #mommy brain for some rbs, #intradognothing for shitposts. i dont tw/tag any of the content i repost, but will mark my personal posting ab ocd as #ocd

☆ more about puppy & nsft under the cut ☆

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☆ it has a lot of interests but this blog is almost exclusively for dogposting! it may engage if they come up/be mentioned regardless

☆ i prefer neutral terms for myself but am also fine with masc ones! feel free to bark filthy names at me in my asks because i can and will start wagging

puppy terms:

chest, tits ; cunt, hole

trans people are welcome to call me mommy.

no fem terms/words, i much prefer being called a stupid fag/dumb puppy/etc. rather than gendered terms though :3

puppy likes, in no specific order:

pupplay (gestures vaguely at the blog) and petplay in general, i just prefer dogs

breeding (NOT pregnancy)

mommy/sub dynamics of all sort (as the mommy + i favor mommy/pet) but also mommy as a submissive role

praise, degradation/humiliation, begging

pain, bondage + marking (receiving)

dumbification, corruption [#dollposting]

monsterfucking. i LOVE monsters [#monsterfucking + #vampirefucking]

hierophilia (priests, religious shame, angels/demons, etc)

do not bring these things near puppy:

scat/emeto

sibling incest

feederism/weight kink

raceplay/beastiality

transphobia/detrans/misgendering

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

Love that raw feeding and ~ alternative diets ~ are so popular now that 25% of my nutrition class is dedicated specifically to address just them 🤡

[seekspath-arc]

listen, even if you are not injured or sick, if you're just feeling down and need some comfort, tullk and oblo are up to the task fmdsgdlsmfklds

[housepilled]

i'm convinced my dog is literally house reincarnated because he pushes other dogs away, dislikes or otherwise barely tolerates all other dogs except for his one best friend who he kisses on the forehead every time he sees him, has a pain problem, and gets antsy when we don't give him his pain medication on time. he's dogtor house (sorry)

[artofzue]

For the best dogtor

[softskyburial]

I hate all this medical stuff I need to do to maintain minimum function. I drove 40 minutes to a treatment appointment but didn’t get in because I was too late and there were no rooms left. Rescheduled at a closer office for Monday which is fine but I spent the morning not getting my scheduled medical care.

Went to another different treatment in the afternoon and fainted in the doctors office. Again. This is the fourth time that has happened and they’re just like oh anxiety it’s common. Until I start showing up at the ER the doctors aren’t going to take my fainting seriously. And I have been trying my very best to avoid the ER. In fact I’m training dogtor to alert to fainting and pre-syncope so I can take better care of myself.

This is not how I imagined my future.

[paalindrome]

best dogtor papa and daughter? dogter duo

[imagibunny]

i still find it funny that i found out bandit has a doctorate immediately after i made my own ocs have doctorates as well

dogtorate is the best dad joke from this show and i can't believe it's one you need to research for

literally rex and cookie are only doctors because i wanted to make an oc with parents in a medical field because that's what i know kjnKNDF

[doomspaniels]

Yvaine hasn't been feeling well so she's gone to see Dogtor Tristopher. She gets her Embarrassing Hospital Gown and is shown to the exam room.

Dogtor Tristopher pulls out his Gladstone bag and his medical mirror to take a good look. Hmmm, he'd better get out his stethoscope and have a good listen.

Dogtor Tristopher diagnoses Eternal Optimism and Terminal Resting Spaniel Face, which are in conflict. He recommends eating carrots twelve times a day.

(Yv had a mild pancreatitis flareup, she has prescription meds on hand and instructions from the vet. She's feeling better now.)

[bagga-coal]

Looks legit. Can either or both make house calls? 👩‍⚕️

[thebibliosphere]

Ugh, migraine. I suspect it’s from that weird little mast cell meltdown that happened on Tuesday night. Still no idea what caused that. Best bet is hormones.

I’m realizing now too that Holly tried to alert me to it last night too and I ignored her. I should really see if I can get her some sort of formal service dog training. She’s a good little Dogtor.

[intradognition]

I want u to be my mommy so bad I wanna suck your tits and grind on your thigh while you pet my head and call me a good doggy :(

oh, baby, aren't you the cutest little thing? how about this: one of mommy's hands on your lower back and the other one in your hair, petting you just how you like as you whimper and try to get yourself a little stimulation. if you've been so needy, then its arms are open, and ready to hold you close for some special time with mommy's chest. mommy hears some puppies do their best work while their mouths are occupied.

the only thing you need to remember is that if you get mommy's clothes all sticky, you'll have to lick up that mess yourself. if you want its pants off... put those little paws of yours to use, okay, darling?

[itslini95]

🤓 Paging Dogtor Memez 🤓

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🏥 Momoa, you are needed in the operation room! 💉 👨‍⚕️

🙃-stares-🙃

🔬What, do u mean ur not that kind of Dogtor?.. 🤔

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🦖 You're a paleontologist?! 🦕 🍖

🐺~Woos~🐺

[itchyandglitchy]

Shout out to dugan for being the best dang doctor i could ask for

[magikus-miccentyu]

Best Covid dogtor in town