#/ anyway i fucking love jhin

[odekoyma]

Uhh guess its time for me to make a detailed explanation on why i like shipping Vayne and Eve? I mean, i just find it funny. I dont really think you can make a ship between 2 characters that hate eachother cheesier than that. I mean i have many MANY crackships and i dont think im the adequate dude to explain yall why Jhin and Yuumi could actually work in a romantic relationship😅

Anyways, trying to pick some nice crackships that include ur dream team chars... Sett and Qiyana was visually pleasing, Aphelios and Nami too, (too bad shes in a threesome with 2 other fish people) tbh Soraka doesnt really have any other good ships other than Settraka, and then theres KAYN.... That champ deserves a FUCKING medal for having SO.MANY.FUCKING.CRACKSHIPS.

Tbh, i dont think i really fully like any of Kayn's ships. Sona is cute but it suffers bcs there really isnt that much of a logical way for these 2 to actually meet up irl, Sona was fleeing Demacia and is now probs in Lux's new mage city after the Mageseeker game, Kayn is soloing an army of mini Master yis. There needs to be some deus ex machina for Ionia's mini Master yi tribe and Lux's new Demacian mage city to somehow be related to eachother. Irelia doesnt have the same charm as Eve x Vayne (probs bcs Kayn and Irelia havent met EVER), Akali just wants seggs, Jinx is in the whole other side of the world, Kindred cant even feel emotions, Lux is into homeless hairy men, Zed and Shen do a better yaoi, Jhin is crazy beyond repair (Same for Rhaast).... aCTUALLY There is a Kayn ship i like but i get the feeling ill get shamed or insulted by it sooo....

Zoe's best crackshipo? Eh, Neeko is cute and does nice fanarts but thats the extent of it. Cute fanarts of cute disney themed characters. we do not talk about viktor. (WHY VIKTOR THO, is this some grand Zoe in arcane season 2 revelation?¡) Aatrox does funny comedy but Kayle gets jelly so no, we do not talk about annie. oVeRALL Zoe doesnt really have any good crackshippings in general... Right?😂

Bro, If I start talking about my crackships that will be a double of your text lol. Crackshipping is fun, I love this (mostly), not only in League but in many others fandoms I follow. Ha-ha. I feel ya here. Don't be ashamed.

[teeto-peteto]

“Allow characters to have more than one emotion?” Oh no, Riot can’t do that, otherwise players will complain about why the characters talk so much.” (All of this is sarcasm, in case it wasn’t clear.) I swear, sometimes it feels like people want voice lines to go back to minute long carousel rides.

…Anyway. Vent over.

vent is not over

This is a perfect statement. Unless you're talking about Mordekaiser.

Anyone remembers when Project: Mordekaiser dropped and everyone started loosing their shit and claimed THIS was the best legendary skin in the game? How easy everyone threw down the river Dark Cosmic Jhin.

But they give a GIRL champion ONE more range of emotion and they fucking loose their shit. Male champions get full armored rad skins and everyone claps and make fan edits with the quotes and female champions get their splashart upside down and a reddit post saying 'Ok guys do you think they made her boobs bigger or nah?'.

Literally Ashe gets pushed away for speaking and in the meantime Viego is literally speaking his whole life and everyone goes like 'Wow... this slaps for an instagram reel with his quotes and stolen fanart'.

Riot does not want to put effort. Even now they are cutting down minutes of legendary and definitive skins voice lines to 8 minutes cause well they want the money money but they dont want to pay pay actors.

Riot constantly gives the 'thicc tiddy' skins to female champions. If they do to male champions, its because in their canon model they are shirtless/wearing revealing clothes etc (for example, Rakan or Sylas). Coven constantly gives this skins to female champions and then give a cool monster/spirit to male champions. Yes, covens are always composed of women, as star guardians are based on the magical girl trope and we still have Ezreal and Ekko there. Do we actually NEED to be 'historically correct' about coven?! Motherfuckers put girls in ridiculous clothing to call them witchy and then try to be historically correct. And they give the guys the cool skins. For what?! Cant we have an Old god Bel'Veth? Cant we have any female champion actually turn into monstruous eldritch horror? If they want to be so calculative and respectful to 'feminist part of history' then do this?

3. The community sucks and its mostly formed by dick-in-hand men. They see titty on a girl they go ooga booga. If the champion speaks and doesnt say anything cool rad about darkness and killing and slavering people then they loose interest and cry. 'Shut up woman i dont care'. In the end we will turn back to the 1 minute carousel lines cause nobody gives a flying fuck about what characters say. The amount of videos/shorts/reels i have seen recently about champion quotes theres not even ONE said by a woman champion. They always quote something corny about Sett being strong whatever. They always quote Viego in a romantic way, as if provoking mass genocide with the excuse of 'love' wasnt a red flag enough. They quote Mordekaiser (literally a torturer and an slaver, yeah...). But hey, i guess they are easy to harvest so Riot will keep producing for them.

ranted more than i expected but well :^)

small note: i do not care about anyones favourite character. You like Mordekaiser? Awesome. You like Viego? Go my dear, you can fix him i believe in you. You like Ashe? Thats so cool. I do not shame anyone's character/fictional other/kin at all. Everything i say just applies to heteronormative male that presents a huge percentage of lol players and active twitter users that bombards Riot.

[independentzaun]

Hot scenario for Sevika: beating jhins ass

send me a hot scenario and I will rate it ♡ Still accepting

HATE | No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

Almost as though out of reflex her mechanical arm started to gleam in anticipation as Sevika stretched, and stood. "Now that you mention it... where is Jhin anyways? I think I have something I need to vigorously discuss with him." Talons opening, and than closing one by one the tall woman smirked. "Oh I am absolutely willing to beat that mans ass. I think I could even take it to a point were I enjoyed it more than he did, but if not... oh well. I'd still love seeing him bleeding, and bruised."

[strfd]

me :) giv me kissy

send URL for opinion. always open.

jhin ! i love you ! i will gib kehisses to you always ! mwah mwah !!! also ... i am mobile bound so this WILL be edited later ( and possibly added onto ) when i get home after my shift just letting you know 🔪

MY OPINION ON ;

character in general :��i was gonna be funny & go off talking about every single ONE of your characters LOL . but that would require me to list A LOT of characters . not to mention that there’s many characters that ... i wouldn’t have an opinion on if it weren’t for you ( or have reconsidered my thoughts on cause if you ) heheheheh the jhin effect ....

really though . there's MANY characters that you write that i have a fondness for anyway to begin with . & some of them i had considered of writing them myself . ( namely zhongli tbh , asra , & , at one point , yusei ) but really i could really go on & on about literally every character that i know you write . from noctis to sylvain to diluc to timothy & everybody in between . i think honestly you & i have very VERY similar tastes in characters anyway . you just happen to WRITE the muses that i dont tend to want to write & would just ... enjoy as characters . but thats fine . its okay . now i have the opportunity to ENJOY seeing them more cause they are written by you !

oh but dont even get me started on your OCs . sarmenti is perhaps my fav . but i am also interested in siv & your other little jester HRNGH ( forgive me i cannot , for the life of me rmmr his name - nichol ? nikola ? jesus i really cant remember i am so so sorry , its been a WHILE since we talked about him & im just BAD with names . but your bard ! the bard ! i love him !! ) honestly , you have such a refined taste in characters & i , for one , think you have IMPECCABLE taste !!! i would go off but im mobile bound so ... yea .

how they play them : seeing as i LITERALLY named the jhin effect after you , i think you already know the answer to this . LOL

but other people dont so let me just tell everybody that like ... HOLY FUCK . i dont think ive cried to others how much i ENJOY your writing but its gotten to the point where i just ... go ' yep thats canon ' . even though i KNOW its not true . but like . i just love your interpretations & portrayals okay ? I think theyre just very neat . i would hope by now that you KNOW that you are my go to for character facts . somebody says something about zhongli ? ' let me ask jhin ' . gerome ? sylvain ? you bet your ass i will be going to you for the french boyos . hell you even got me to love & adore noctis & yusei again after they had been initially ruined for me . ( liked the characters but you know what happened ) oh & dont get me started when i went and asked if you wrote chongyun cause i just NEEDED affirmation that the popsicle lad was being written by somebody i could trust . i am pretty sure that sone of these characters , you dont write on here but EVEN like your portrayals or thoughts / hcs on these characters just make me FEEL better when i know you have an opinion on them because i KNOW that your opinions are honest , true , & very realistic !

oh & you should also know that your reverse gatekeeping is doing wonders since i know for a fucking fact that i have picked up muses cause of you . i will only write muses with you FOR you . you have special rights . just because your writing & portrayal for is just absolutely wonderful & amazing . much love for you !!! Mwah mwah !!

The Mun : me thinks part of you sent this so i can write a 5 page essay on how wonderful & amazing you are cause you really are . & i would do such a thing for you because 1 : you deserve it & 2 : i love you so fucking much .

honestly . you are , by far , one of my closest friends . i am so lucky to have had the opportunity to meet & befriend you . & TO THIS DAY , i still remember how we met . let me tell you , i think about it from time to time . and honestly . i dont regret it . i dont regret it at all . in fact im happy i did it . i literally just send you a dm asking if you had gotten my ask cause i KNOW dumblr eats shit all the time . and your response . my word ... it was the sweetest & softest thing that i have EVER seen . honestly ? YOU are a sweet & soft thing . i tell bailey about you all the time - like i did this morning actually - and even SHE thinks you are a sweet & soft thing . i dont know if i have said this before but . youre amazing . i trust you so much , & i WILL come visit you one day . i swear 🔪

anyway for anybody who doesnt know jhin , just know that i love this man so much . i love his sing songy voice . its very sweet - like honey in tea . i love it when he goes off about the silliest of things . or even the things that he loves the most ( sometimes its about his wife - we love you kyria ! ) . he is a VERY polite man too . like really , it makes ME want to be better at asking beforehand myself .

if you were to ask me what i think about first when i see or hear the name jhin , id always give you a different answer . sometimes i think of a soft lavender purple . other times it is like this weird firehouse red colour . most of the time its like soft but kind of a bright cottoncandy blue . sometimes its just schüsse in die luft playing on repeat . jhin i stfg whenever that plays or of kraftklub plays in general ... its THE band for you . that song is your anthem or something idk . but also sometimes i think about shane koyczan when i think of you . idk . whenever i have a bad day . i think about you & remember all the stuff youve shown me & then i go look for it . hell . whenever i see anything tma or howls moving castle related i go . hehehehe jhin .....

youre such a good friend okay . youre a wonderful person . somebody i go to for advice but somebody i go to just for the sake of like ... Checking to make sure YOURE okay . youre a good person . youre a kind person . & you deserve only the best things .

i love you jhin . mwah !!

DO I ;

RP with them : uh yea LOL . just not on cloud lmfao . though . i still have one more thing to answer for noct . and then i thunk i still need to send more stuff for your other muses .

Want to RP with them : why is this a question ? like duh . but this is & will ALWAYS be a given . not matter which blog i am . ( and suddenly i have zhongzhu brainrot on the mind again WHOOPS )

WHAT IS MY ;

Overall Opinion: blows you a kehiss . for everybody else . understand this : the mun is a jhin simp . we stan jhin in this house . 

ABSOLUELY will cry about jhin on command .

10 / 10 will scream about him to you . that man is amazing . im so lucky to know him & consider him a REALLY close & a best friend . i trust him with my life .

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty

[miighted]

As soon as the front door opens, the strange mechanical cowboy is already talking. "Hey— get your sister and leave. Take the back door. Watch your step; I've already placed mines down. Go north until you hit the next town. Got it?" The shutters over his orange eyes blink. He's entirely covered in dirt and blood, and holding a noisy clockwork monstrosity of a gun in his hands. "Name's Jhin, by the way. Now go."

unprompted / always accepting 

                The door opens with a heavy clatter, the metal hinges rattling sharply as a man who seemed more man-made than anything stands tall and lithe in the door way with the blistering sunlight behind him casting an even longer shadow on the old wood floorboards. His voice quickly follows, leaving Garen stunned in shock and bewilderment at the omen he came bearing. His mind only vaguely hitches at the mention of mines ( how in all this wicked hell were they supposed to know where those were? ), shaking his head briefly while his mouth hung open while trying to find his words. 

                “Why? What’s going on?” Garen demands, standing between the mechanical figure and his sister, but she’s always been a perceptive girl. A quick wit but a good heart often meant she got herself into bad company but was fast enough to slip out of it or fend for herself, but that did not change how protective Garen always felt. 

                His uncle quickly rises from where he sat in the kitchen when the stranger came bursting through his door, his shotgun held in both hands while his weathered features seem to grow darker. A realization seems to settle tightly around Nikkolas, like a coil of hot metal bringing his shoulder in taunt while his jaw locks. Garen’s own brow creases with confusion, his lips parting to question why his uncle seems to know more about what’s going on then either of the siblings. Before Garen can question him, though, his uncle’s calm but strong voice rises above the brewing chaos. 

                “Do as the man says, Garen and Lux. Protect each other.” There is a heavy finality in the way he gives those words, and suddenly Garen feels a newfound panic rattling in his chest like the fragile, rapid beat of a hummingbird’s wing. Both Garen and Lux stammer out his name, Garen stepping towards him, but his sister is tugging his sleeve and heading towards the back door as the man, Jhin as he introduced himself, had told them to. 

                There’s a thrum beating in his chest that is not his heart, like a bright beat of light threatening to burst from his chest under the new pressure of sudden emotions. They don’t have time, there’s shouting in the distance, Garen hears the slow winding noise of Jhin’s gun winding up, his uncle loads bullets into the barrel of his gun. Everything feels so slow and so fast all at once, like the world is moving rapidly around them while his body feels as heavy as lead, the sound of those metal shells coming like distant echos to his ears. Lux is the only one to have enough clarity to grab the jug of water from the kitchen and their coats hanging by the door.  She’s leading this time, her hand extended behind her to lead Garen out the door, a hand clutched to her chest as the shouting is coming faster now, and all Garen can do is start to run with her. 

                His sister’s hands are clutched over her chest and Garen isn’t sure if he can see a golden light glowing against the palm holding their coats or if it’s a trick of his own disoriented mind.

[curtaincalling]

regarding shipping:

Jhin is between 38-40 in his classic verse. So I am only comfortable shipping him with characters who are at least above 30. In modern verse, I write him a bit younger and with a wider age range — anywhere between 32-38 — and thus a romantic partner probably above 28.

I don’t mind if you want to ship with Jhin. But please don’t approach interaction with that as a sole intention. It makes me extremely uncomfortable when people see my muse as a means to their ship content. I humbly ask that you keep an open mind when plotting with me, and if you do think our muses will be compatible in a romantic relationship, you can let me know and I’ll tell you my thoughts.

The nature of Jhin’s character means that his relationships are, ah, turbulent. He kills that which he loves; that’s his whole thing. And so while he may not succeed or even act upon killing your muse (depending on the circumstances), it’s definitely a thing that will have to be addressed.

For that reason, I am only comfortable writing ships with muns who I’m able to talk extensively with. I don’t want to come across as romanticizing or trying to redeem Jhin. I write from Jhin’s perspective, so there will be a lot of misleading things. He’s an unreliable narrator and a great actor, and I am only able to write that to its full extent when there is good communication between muns. 

so anyways: the handy guide to shipping with elli’s jhin: check your character’s age -> interact a little, see if they click -> let me know if a romantic relationship is something you think would work -> lots of ooc plotting from there -> boom! you got yourself a bastard lad.

[rosymiz]

I wonder about something. Dont get me wrong pls but how can you ship sona x jhin. I mean she is a person who he wants to kill.At least we can say it in his trailer.

Okay, okay, okay, I’m so super happy I get to talk about why I love this ship, I’m so excited! But before I get to it, I would like to make a note/disclaimer about canon Jhin as of now.

Khada Jhin, as he is now in the League of Legends lore/world, would want to kill any and every champion–Sona included, obviously. As long as that mask stays on his face, a romantic/sexual relationship is impossible.He is much too interested in the “artistry” of killing people and evoking fear and terror through it, to be interested in starting a relationship of any sort with anyone. Unless it’s a client paying money. To kill people.

Now that that’s out of the way. Let me tell you why I love JhinSona under the read more! (EDIT: It got really long, I’m so sorry. There’s so much I have to explain first ;; v ;;)

First of all, I think, of all champions remotely related to Jhin, Sona could be the key to what he also desires in the back of his mind. According to these quotes: “This art is a compulsion. I cannot resist it.” and “There is nothing for me but this.”

Of course, many of his quotes are up to everyone’s interpretation. But I interpreted this as that, he is driven by a compulsion to kill and to see the beauty in death, not completely willing to do so. He can’t resist it, as in, he doesn’t have the ability to stop himself. And I think Sona can help him cure that.

Sona’s music has the power to heal, so why wouldn’t she be able to heal hearts too? To offer them comfort and to soothe. Since she performs in many places, I would think she has a gentle and assertive heart–being the elegant Maven of the Strings she is and all. She would have to stop Jhin before she can get to helping him. And that can still be done with her music. 

Before romance can bloom, they’re going to have a doctor-patient relationship because Sona is trying to help him. There’s the possibility of a Nightingale effect from either party, but if I had to shove that out of the way (because it’s not a good trope to base romance on and forces you to be creative), it brings me to this.

“There is nothing for me but this.” Killing is all Jhin has. He probably doesn’t work as a stagehand anymore, and if he loses the one thing he felt alive in, there’s nothing for him. Or so he thinks. That’s when I see their doctor-patient relationship going beyond that level, where they work with each other to get Jhin back on his feet without the gun. I believe that’s when romance can truly bloom: when he’s really interacting with other people without the compulsion to kill hindering him.

Much of my JhinSona works are based on that post-cure time period. Because if he found beauty in death and killing, why can’t he do the same in life and living as well, later on?

I love thinking about their dynamic. They really complement each other well, in my opinion. An eloquent actor and a silent songstress. Whenever I think about them dancing together or just doing a performance (no killing >:U) together… or even the slightest loving touch, I just fall in love with them all over again

For me, it’s about the overall arc of their encounter and Jhin’s personal journey to find himself again through Sona’s help. But the main act is that post-journey when they can finally settle down and explore their relationship beyond what they used to have before.

So yes, this got incredibly long. I am so sorry to my mobile users who will have to read/scroll through this ;; v ;; But I really, truly do love JhinSona for, hah, everything it’s given me. It has a special place in my heart for personal reasons only a few know.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk, I’ll see you next week–

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

curtain call, m | myg

pairing(s): yoongi x reader

summary: You know that TikTok trend where girls would drop their towels in front of their gamer boyfriends? As expected, Min Yoongi didn’t until he was informed by his six troublemaking friends. In this case, his girlfriend was the pro streamer and he was the guy in the towel... so what’s the result?

warnings: rated M (18+) for language, tiny bit of crack; sexually explicit thoughts; smut (fem reader, handjob, cowgirl); very fluffy; non-idol!AU - established relationship, music producer!Yoongi x LoL streamer!reader

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“Hahaha, oh my god, chat, did you see that? He bounced so many times from the CC, he literally went sky, holy shit!”

Min Yoongi opened the front door of his apartment to the jovial, laughing voice of his girlfriend. He shut the door, smiling to himself. Her streaming room was in the extra bedroom. The door was open, and he could see the bright RGB lights of her computer tower reflecting off the walls. He took off his black coat, placing it on the hanger in the hall closet.

“Stop cursing because it’s not ladylike?” He heard her scoff. “No, fuck you.”

Yoongi smirked. That’s my girl.

He pulled out his phone from his pocket, scrolling through social media. His friends always told him to reply to their posts, but Yoongi was a lurker. The only reason he even had any social media was because his friends set it up for him. He literally only followed six people – his six friends. Everyone else he just stalked from memory, even his own girlfriend. Mostly because he didn’t want random people following him for no reason, because they most certainly would with how popular she was.

When she had asked him what he thought of her full-time video game streaming, Yoongi told her to go for it. She had been obsessed with League of Legends for over nine years, even before she met him. At their first date, she first question was if he knew what League of Legends was.

“Uh… I got to Gold in season 2?”

Later, she told him his answer had seriously tilted her and she even considered not going on a second date.

“But you did. Because of this face.”

She had laughed and nodded.

She had been playing solo queue for a long time. When she finally started streaming her games, her channel grew slowly. She would immediately start playing after she got home from work. Hours and hours, growing a fanbase. Yoongi later learned she was startlingly good – “I was Master for a long time, got Grandmaster this season” – and when she asked him if she could quit her job, he pointed to her bank statements.

“Do you even need to ask? You might make more than me at one point and I’m Big Hit’s top music producer.”

And she did end up making more than him, at least some months, because the team that picked her up as a content creator this year was none other than T1, the most beloved (and hated) organization in Korea. Had she ever met Faker? No, but it was cool to say she was under the same umbrella as him.

Yoongi rounded the corner, knocking his knuckles on the doorframe.

“Hey.”

-

You looked up from your game, grinning. Twitch chat had just said some dumb shit, but your eyes were on Min Yoongi now. The love of your life, standing in the doorframe, looking amused at your antics and dressed sharply in a white dress shirt and black slacks with a matching black tie. Very different to your black T1 hoodie and sweats.

“Whoa, fancy, fancy,” you teased, eyes going back to the game. You pushed back one of your headset’s earcups to hear him better. You clicked rapidly, autoattacking the towers swiftly. You were about to win after a hectic Baron fight. “Why are you dressed like that, Yoongi?”

Your chat was exploding with cat emojis. They had only seen Yoongi a few times and someone had compared him to a cat once. It stuck and now every time Yoongi spoke, your chat was spammed with cats. You even had a custom white cat emote made with Yoongi’s signature black hair.

Yoongi appeared next to you on the cam, only his slacks and bottom of his shirt visible next to you. He patted your head.

“Meeting today,” he said simply in his lovely deep voice. The chat was exploding due to Yoongi’s appearance. Everyone was thirsty for him. You couldn’t blame them. You too. “Looks like T1 Curtain Call is kicking ass.”

You fired the last shot at the Nexus, earning fifty gold. Was it necessary since that was the end of the game? Absolutely not, but it gave you bragging rights. You sat back, smirking. You were in your promos to Challenger, the highest rank in the ladder. It would be really exciting if you could make it to Challenger this season.

You turned to Yoongi as you honored your support Nami. “Chat wants you to say hi.”

Yoongi stuck his large hand out in front of the camera and waved it once. “Hey everyone.”

You chuckled as Yoongi retreated his hand. You clicked on the stats for the chat to read before reentering the lobby. T1 Curtain Call. That was your in-game name, or IGN. It was named after your favorite champion, Jhin, the Virtuoso, mercenary gunman with a sniper ultimate and an obsession with the number four. Your IGN was Jhin’s ultimate ability name. You were an attack-damage carry main, also known as ADC.

You felt Yoongi ruffle your hair, messing it up under your headset.

“Going to take a shower before making dinner. Bye, chat.”

Yoongi stuck his hand in the screen again, right in front of your face.

You leaned forward to read the chat as you queued up. It was going to be a long queue, so you answered questions in the meantime.

“Ask Yoongi to play with you?” You chuckled. “Trust me guys, I’ve tried, even if it was just normals. He’s confused as shit.”

-

Yoongi worked the shampoo in his hair, feeling the hot water hit his back. Before getting into the shower, Yoongi had gotten multiple texts from the group chat. Normally he would ignore them, because he always ignored the group chat. This time, however, he saw his girlfriend’s name pop up in the texts, along with his name with multiple exclamation points. He frowned at it, opening the chat. He did not like his friends typing her name heedlessly.

It was some dumb TikTok trend.

“Hyung, you gotta do this to noona,” Jeon Jungkook had typed with multiple ‘kekekeke’ behind it. The youngest was an idiot for even suggesting this.

“Please do it,” Kim Taehyung typed with multiple laughing emojis.

“I want to know her reaction,” Park Jimin typed with a bunch of winking faces.

“The fuck is this?” Kim Seokjin had typed. “Oh my god, you have to do it, Yoongi.”

“But don’t film it,” Kim Namjoon warned. “Don’t want to make her look bad or anything.”

Jung Hoseok had just typed multiple laughing symbols. Yoongi could hear him laughing through the phone even if he wasn’t here.

It was a stupid trend where girls wrapped themselves in towels after a shower and then dropped said towels in front of their gamer boyfriends while they were playing, with varying reactions. Yoongi had sighed, putting his phone down. He shouldn’t have clicked on the chat. Those guys were loons. Besides, his role was reversed in his situation. A guy’s flaccid dick was a thousand times less interesting than his girlfriend’s perky tits and round ass. And her squeezable thighs. And her glistening pussy.

Yoongi rinsed his hair off, muttering to himself.

Why would he even consider distracting her like that anyway? He rubbed soap on his arms and legs. She took her games seriously and Yoongi wanted her to win them. It would just be dumb to be the reason that she dies in game. It was her job, after all. It was true they had less sex, but that was also partially his fault. He had been working on an album and it ran long hours. He had to finish before the deadline after all. Yes, sometimes Yoongi woke up late at night with a massive hard-on and her warm body next to him, only in her underwear. Sometimes he took her hand and wrapped it around him, considering on waking her up to do it.

But her peaceful, sleepy face was too cute to wake up, so he never did.

Yoongi puffed his cheeks as he rinsed off, thinning his mouth and eyes into lines. They used to mess around, right here in the shower, where he would jerk off on her face and chest, just to watch it drip down her body. He could see her pretty face in his mind, cum sprayed across her cheeks and chin, mischievous smile on her lips. They had different schedules now, so she always showered before her stream, while he was at work.

Yoongi clicked his tongue and turned the water off, body still hot. He grabbed the white towel from the rack and dried his hair, making it stick up in every direction. He rubbed himself down, wicking the water away. It made him remember how her hair used to stick to her body after their shared showers and how he would lift it away to play with her nipples.

He huffed, seeing his phone on the bathroom sink. His friends needed help. How could they even suggest such nonsen–

Yoongi tried to wrap his towel around his waist. He could feel a draft. He looked down, raising his eyebrows.

His dick was pitching a music-festival, VIP-member-only sized tent.

Well.

He pursed his lips. He shouldn’t be that surprised. He had literally been thinking about his girlfriend’s naked body the entire time. His eyes glanced to his phone once again before he opened the bathroom door. He heard her sigh loudly.

“Noooo, that’s the third dodge! Am I ever going to play a game, chat?” she whined.

Yoongi padded out into the hallway. Technically he was already halfway there. Might as well. Was this the stupidest shit he was ever going to do? Maybe. But she wasn’t going to expect it, that’s for sure. The thought made Yoongi smirk.

“When is Jungkook going to duo with me again? I don’t know guys; he said he has finals soon so he has to focus on school.” He heard her click her tongue. “Get him on cam again? Oh, I see, that’s what you all wanted... At least let him get through university.”

Yoongi stopped at the doorframe. Her hands were on her chin and she was sighing, looking depressed at her long queue time.

“Ah, so unlucky. It must be everyone’s dinnertime.”

He called her name in the same tone he usually used.

Her head lifted and her eyes floated in his direction.

Yoongi dropped the towel.

In less than a second, her eyes grew three sizes, jaw dropping. His wet hair stuck to his forehead, shading his eyes a bit. He cocked an eyebrow, slow smirk on his lips.

“Anything you want for dinner?”

-

What.

The.

FUCK?

You heard your queue pop, but you were frozen in place, gawking open-mouthed at your boyfriend standing in the doorframe of your streaming room, butt-ass naked, cock hard as a rock, towel on the ground. Did he just..? What the…? This was Min Yoongi. Your mild-mannered, somewhat-lazy, preferred-to-be-asleep boyfriend. Not suddenly-trying-to-send-you-to-horny-jail-in-front-of-three-thousand viewers boyfriend! You blinked at him, stuttering.

“Y-Yoongi…?”

Oh shit. Shit, shit, shit. Your voice was a little too breathless, a little too shocked. And slightly too needy for Twitch chat. Your face was heating up fast. You whipped your head back to the screen, realizing you missed the queue. At this point, you didn’t give a single shit.

“You know what, guys,” you said shakily, laughing awkwardly. “I better help Yoongi with dinner and be a good girlfriend.” You rose, feeling the wetness between your legs. “See you tomorrow!”

And you immediately turned off the stream, fuck, you turned off your whole damn computer, mashing the power button, and throwing one of your spare hoodies over the webcam. You exploded from your T1 gaming chair, literally shooting it back three feet into the League plushes behind you, ripping your headset off, tossing it onto the keyboard. Yoongi looked surprised, as if he expected you to be demurer about it.

Yeah, that’s not kind of woman you were.

“Min Yoon-gi,” you hissed, stressing every syllable of his name. “How the fuck do you think you can just show up naked and not expect me to want to immediately fuck you?”

Yoongi chuckled. “I wanted to see your reaction.”

You narrowed your eyes, pressing him against the door with your body. “You don’t watch TikTok. Who put you up to this? Jimin? Taehyung? Jungkook?”

His voice was low and husky. “You know the mankae line are trouble.”

Your hand snaked up into his damp hair and you pulled him down for a sensual kiss. His soft, pink lips parted and you nipped at his lower lip, grinding deliciously into his hard cock. Your sweatpants and underwear were in the way, but you moaned into his mouth, tongue grazing against his lips.

Mentally, you thanked the three mankaes for giving Yoongi this wonderful idea.

He breathed against your lips, smirking.

“How many pieces of clothing are you wearing?” he purred.

You grinned into his kiss, tongue between your teeth. “Four.”

“On brand for you.”

And then you two stumbled into the hallway, Yoongi’s hands on the hem of your hoodie, pushing it up as you kissed him over and over, whispering his name, telling him how handsome he was, how perfectly sexy he was with his wet hair and soft skin. His lips curved upwards under yours, basking in your compliments, drinking them up.

“Count for me,” he drawled, pulling the black T1 hoodie up.

You slipped out of it, sliding down, hands splaying over Yoongi’s chest.

“One.”

He tossed it aside as your hand wrapped around his cock. A sharp gasp left his lips feeling you stroke him slowly, your hand snaking around his neck and bringing his face close to yours, lips on lips. His hands curled around your waist, moving up, grasping the hook-and-eye of your black bra. All the while slowly making your way to the bedroom, nipping at his lips, sucking on his tongue.

Yoongi pinched, releasing your bra. You released his cock, letting it slide off your shoulders.

“Two,” you moaned, feeling his hands on your breasts, rolling your nipples in between his fingers.

“Hah, your body is so fucking hot,” Yoongi murmured. “Missed fucking you.”

You snickered, licking his lips. “Why don’t you actually try to wake me up for once instead of using my hand to jack yourself off at two in the morning?”

His dark brown eyes went wide, shock creeping into his voice. “W-what? How did you…?”

You pushed him through the doorframe of the bedroom. “You think I don’t notice your dick in my hands?” You reached down now, gripping it again, sighing softly at his hardness. “I’m a light sleeper.”

He sputtered at you, fingers curling under the waistband of your sweatpants. “No, you’re not.”

You grinned. “Yeah, you’re right, but this your cock we’re talking about, and I love your cock, Yoongi, fuck,” you continued, pumping him slowly as you felt his length twitch in your hands, his hands pushing down your pants, sliding down your legs.

“Three,” he breathed softly.

You took his larger hand and wrapped it around yours, stepping out of your pants.

“Go on, Yoongi. Show me what you do when you think I’m asleep,” you said softly, nudging him to the bed and laying him down, down, crawling over him, staring into his beautiful dark eyes, falling more and more in love with him every second. Yoongi bit his lip, looking back at you, shifting your hand up and down his cock, whimpering as he jacked himself off, but with your hand and your eyes on him.

“Fuck, you look so pretty,” he mumbled. “Such perfectly shaped eyes.”

You leaned down, squeezing him a little harder, a tiny gasp brushing against your lips. “That’s you, my love.”

He smirked, his free hand hooking on the side of your panties.

“Hit me with the fourth shot,” Yoongi teased, grinning.

You kissed him lightly, smiling. “That’s going to be a critical hit.”

“Better be a critical hit all over my dick.”

You laughed, reaching over to the nightstand and pulling out the drawer, taking out a condom. The two of you pulled down your black panties, Yoongi completing the final number.

“Four,” he exhaled, nearly moaning at the sight of your juices snapping against your thigh.

“Me on top?” you asked, ripping the condom open.

Yoongi’s naughty smirk grew. “You do love me.”

You slid the condom down his length, both of you gasping as his cock throbbed in your hands. You slid up, holding him with two fingers as you sank down on him, tipping your head back at the feeling of Yoongi’s cock buried deep inside.

“I’ve determined we don’t fuck enough,” you muttered, rolling your hips at the delicious sensation of being stretched out by your lover.

“I should wake up earlier,” Yoongi hissed, hands twisting in the sheets. “So we can shower together again.”

“You miss that?” You began to move, riding him deliberately slow but rough, slapping your hips together. You were leaking all over his crotch and balls, adding to the sound. “Miss me on my knees for you, wet from head to toe?”

“Hah… I was thinking about it in the shower,” he panted, feeling you lean down to change the angle, rolling the entire lower half of your body to fuck him hard, fast, intensely squeezing his cock at every descent. “You look so good covered in my cum, my love.”

You smirked, arching an eyebrow. “Yeah? Take some pictures. Show your friends.”

Yoongi laughed, that attractive raspy laugh that showed his pink gums and his pretty white teeth as you rode him, chasing your orgasm and determined to get him to his. “They fucking wish they could see this body,” he growled, a touch of possessiveness in his voice that made your spine shiver deliciously. “Bet they wish they could see you riding my dick right now, your perfect tits and ass bouncing on top of me.”

You clenched him harder and he moaned, head pressed into the pillows, eyes closing, drowning in the feeling of you.

“Ask them,” you snickered. “I already know Jimin’s answer.”

Yoongi gave you an open-mouthed smirk. “That fucking pervert.”

You slammed your hips together tightening your jaw and your core, sucking in his entire length, every contour imprinted into you, every vein pulsing into your walls, Yoongi so fucked out and gone under you, the best image in the entire fucking world. You leaned your head back, gasping triumphantly as the pleasure finally dropped, showering over you, your hips shaking, pussy throbbing all around him, splattering onto his crotch. Yoongi groaned, smacking his fists against the sheets as he shot up into you, cock swelling against your walls, choking out your name due to the strength of your orgasm. You felt your pussy milking him for every drop, draining him. Yoongi’s hips jerked involuntarily up towards you, squelching loudly and lewdly.

Fuck, you loved him.

You bent down, hand between your bodies, holding the condom down as you kissed his open mouth, tongue sliding in to stroke his, murmuring to him how much you loved him. Yoongi panted into your lips, hot erotic breaths that made you moan as you slowly removed yourself from his softening cock. He opened his eyes, half-lidded, drunk with pleasure. His voice was breathless, content.

“I love you.”

You smirked.

“Drop your towel some more, but maybe when I’m not live streaming.”

Yoongi laughed and you laughed too, because in the end it was still hilarious.

-

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[leagueimagine]

Sheida Kayn or Khada Jhin with Shibari, knifeplay, and petplay? :'>

Kayn:

Petplay and Shibari

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

Kayn will enjoy it, the idea of his s/o as his little pet, but he'll not be really open to the other way around, anyways, I think he's the kind of having a kitty role s/o, he likes the bratty attitude and he'll love to correct that making his tied up kitty suck his cock slow and nicely.

Prey/Predator - Consider Shadow!Kayn

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

Kayn is a natural hunter and assassin,e takes pride and joy in it and why not also take pleasure preying after his s/o? He'll do mental games, hide on shadows, touches in the dark, small chuckles, dirty whispers, he likes to see the needy expression on his s/o face, his little prey needs him, and he's looking forward to getting his trophy tonight.

Jhin:

Petplay

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

I don't believe Jhin will be the one to see how pet play can be exciting at the first moment, probably a little roleplay here and there will start to get him in the mood, he sees his s/o like his muse, and play them as just a mere pet? Well... Not his cup of tea at the first moment but he can grow to find it interesting.

Knife Play and Shibari

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

About Shibari, Jhin fucking loves it, seeing his s/o body perfectly warped on red bright ropes just sends heat straight to his cock, licking his lips he'll appreciate this art piece for a moment, stroking himself until he decided he had enough and it's time to spice things up. Jhin is skillful with his hands, to make art, to kill, to finger you, and so on, but he looks like and genius tracing your skin with a knife, you can't really move, but you can watch, Jhin never cuts without a purpose, he wants to make it beautiful, but he doesn't want to ruin your beauty.

[witch-psychedelia]

Cage

Yandere Jhin x fem!Reader content warnings: kidnapping, confinement, implied physical abuse

Essentially a plot bunny involving a pit fighter darling and Jhin. Enjoy!

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With a groan, you open your eyes to a tiled floor.

The dull pain in the your head tempts you to close your eyes again, but as your vision slowly refocuses, you notice the iron bars in front of you, rising up from the floor. Immediately you wonder, did you get in trouble with the law while drinking last night? Or perhaps someone ratted you out for being a pit fighter, or...

There’s a burning in your shoulders. Your arms are tied behind your back with crisscrossing ropes. Something isn’t right.

You widen your eyes a bit more. Taking in a deep breath, you haul your upper body to sitting position. The iron bars form a circle around you, like they would surround a bird in a cage. There isn’t any furniture in this cell, or in the room beyond the iron bars. Just the monochrome blue patterned tiles on the floor, and the walls painted in the colours of a sunset sky.

A gloved hand brushes past your neck, and presses its fingers under your chin. Your breath catches, and before you can react, your face is turned around to look towards a man in an ornately carved white mask, kneeling to meet your gaze, his one visible eye wielding a piercing gaze.

“You,” you growl, jerking your head away from his grasp, turning it to the side instead.

He responds with a low chuckle. “You didn’t miss me, darling? That’s a shame,” the Golden Demon replies, his tone casual and light, as if he hadn’t kidnapped you. Twice now.

You’ve had a sinking suspicion for the past few days that you were being stalked. A gut feeling, as you walked home after a night at the arena or at the bar, often. Sometimes you swore you heard footsteps behind you. You looked over your shoulder – more often than you normally did, after the first time. Checked and re-checked every lock in your house uncountable times. Clearly, you still weren’t careful enough. Khada Jhin caught you anyway.

Pressing your lips into a line and furrowing your brow, you stay silent, looking away from your captor. He stands, and walks around the cage, to where you’re facing.

He breathes the word “beautiful,” as he looks down at your form. The way the ropes cut into your skin, the way the light hits your eyes as you glare up at him.

You plant one foot on the ground and support yourself on your other leg’s knee. Pushing off the ground, you haul yourself up so you’re standing.

“I escaped once,” you say, looking Jhin in the eye, trying to ignore how your own voice wavers. 

He scoffs. “I learn from my mistakes. I cannot, in good faith, say the same of you.”

You open your mouth, but Jhin cuts you off. “Really, it was far too easy to catch you off guard after a night of drinking. You ought to moderate yourself more.”

The bastard just loved to hear himself talk, didn’t he? “Shut the fuck up.”

“Ah, watch your tongue,” he lightly scolds, raising a finger. “I’d hate to cut it off. You remember what I’ve told you about your voice, hm? You know it’s so very pleasing to listen to when you’re not wasting breath like this.” He sighs, and continues. “Such as when you said you loved me. It was like mu-”

“I only said that because I thought you’d kill me!” you exclaim. “I’d be crazy to actually-!”

Jhin suddenly raises his voice. “Do NOT interrupt me!”

Instinctively, you flinch. Things like this usually preceded punishment of some kind. Or worse, a performance as he called it.

There’s a gleeful, malicious glint in his eye, seeing you react like this. “I see you remember something from your training,” he notes, his voice back to normal. Clasping his hands together, he took a few more steps around the room to see you from another angle. “Other than your attitude, really... you’ve only become more beautiful since we were last together.”

You feel Jhin’s eyes scan your body, its curves and edges, your toned arms and legs, how your hair frames your face, the scars barely visible on the nape of your neck and back...

“Truly fit to become a masterpiece,” he declares, looking back to your face.

Turning your head slightly towards him, you begin to think. You’ve never gotten into a fight with Jhin – he never gave you the chance.

Perhaps wisely.

In terms of simple physical strength, you figure you’re roughly equal. He was somewhat taller than you, maybe that gave him the upper hand. But you’ve fought many people who were taller than you, and you’ve won against almost all of them. You’ve fought people who certainly had more raw strength than you, and won. Both of you are well aware strength is not what wins fights.

But in your eyes, Jhin took the coward’s response to that knowledge. Hiding behind his traps and his manipulations, as though he was afraid of being dragged into the light for an actual fight, that had the potential to prove him unworthy.

Hiding behind ropes and cages to avoid you.

“You’re a coward,” you tell him. “If I got into an actual fight with you there’s a non-zero chance I’d win. And that scares you, doesn’t it? Your precious masterpiece being superior to you in that way.”

There’s silence between you for a moment. Jhin tilts his head, before bursting into laughter. You draw in a sharp breath. It reminded you of his performances.

“Don’t flatter yourself, puppet,” he responds, with a dismissive wave of the hand. “Can you even hear yourself? Do you think your lines through before you say them at all? You never could keep quiet when it would do you a service to, but I digress.”

He reaches through the bars and grabs your jaw, his nails pressing into your skin as he pulls your face forward. Leaning in towards you, his voice drops to a low, quiet drawl.

“There’s much I admire about pit fighters like you – the theatricality, the visceral physicality, the visual flair – but at the end of the day, there’s no artistic heart to any of it. Merely mindless violence for the masses. I am above such things. You know this very, very well, darling. But by all means-.”

You hiss, as his thumb suddenly digs into your cheek.

“Keep deluding yourself, for as long as you want, into thinking there is any other ending to your tale. You will become my masterpiece.”

[hobgayblin]

Oh well I meant mostly fo related because of the blogs theme but you can join in with anything else. For example I cannot stand most Jhin pairs specially the straight ones

YEAH. YEAH MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. every ship thats jhin/a woman is a bad ship actually. while I’m not smart enough to say if he’s explicitly coded or not he reads as SO SO gay from him mannerisms and how he talks in my professional homosexual opinion. Even if I wasnt in love w/ him I still think he reads as gay tbqh

Plus the basis for every jhin/woman ship I’ve seen is SO boring. like w/ s*na its bc of that one throwaway line she has abt the autographs which is supposed to be HaHa Funny Joke About Jhin and 4, and also bc he has lines abt her and stuff but he also VERY explicitly wants to kill her so I’m... :/ w/ j*nx its bc theyre both batshit insane (in different and very conflicting ways). also jhin is a lot older than her which isnt like a problem, bc shes an adult, but I’m still like.... :/ this man is almost 40 and very mature hes NOT gonna be interested in an annoying 21 year old. and w/ n*mi its because..............???????? idk i think shes a good support for him but otherwise i have NO idea where that one came from but its SO popular.

I honestly don’t like any of the m/m ships with jhin either. I don’t rly mind any of them except jhin/k*yn which I don’t like. jhin/z*d im fine with seeing but also their backstories are both about them actively trying to kill each other so its not like. great. but they also have the most basis for a ship so i understand why ppl ship them. I’ve also seen some jhin/thresh which I THINK comes from their rivalry w/ the dark cosmic skins and thats the only one I’m like. ok cool nice thats neat. two awful men I love together. I don’t hate it but i still dont particularly ship it

god I rly spent 3 paragraphs on jhin huh. anyway heres a sparknotes of my thoughts w/ my other boys:

Every Sylas ship I’ve seen sucks except Sylas/S*tt which is like. out of nowhere and while I hate shipping men just bc theyre both conventionally attractive.... I just think theyre neat :) Sylas/L*x is the bane of my existence tho and I could go on forever abt why I hate it but this post is already gonna be long as hell sdghfkds

I haven’t seen a lot of Thresh ships aside from thresh/l*cian(and/or s*nna) and thresh/k*lista both of which I hate. I HAVE seen thresh/k*rthus and thresh/h*carim (or all 3 of them together) and I ADORE that shit whether its ship or not its so good honestly. death husbands ! w8 also I forgot abt thresh/ahr* which I also fucking hate fuck you spirit blossom for making that a thing

Pyke ships are almost NONEXISTANT from what I’ve seen which is both good for me and >:/ why arent yall shipping him w/ people hes sexy. except from maybe pyke/ill*oi which I love them being friends but I dont like the ship simply bc that giant woman belongs to the lesbians. TBF theres not a lot of people To ship him with tho except like. g*ngplank and MF but they’re absolutely on his Hit List and also MF isnt an option actually bc he only likes dude ass :/ MAYBE could throw him into the Graves/TF mix but Idk how well that would work out.... WOULD be sexy tho. 3 husbands in one :) WAIT HOLD ON I LIED I FORGOT ABT PYKE/N*UTILUS I LOVE THAT SHIP SO MUCH. scary revenants in love :)

Luckily for me 90% of the TF/Graves ship stuff is between them which obviously I love..... I love seein my two boys in love they rly should just be a canon couple already riot come on. Other ships I’ve seen include: TF/Y*suo for some reason but honestly its cute ! I like it :) sometimes graves is also thrown in there which is good too. Also TF/Ev*lynn which I DESPISE bc it just came out of their tango skins. smh its not romantic tango its gay/lesbian solidarity. Graves I never see shipped w/ anyone but TF unless its like. porn gsfghhkkskd

Also he’s not a real f/o but I’ve seen so much draven/darius it makes me wanna vomit <3 anyone that ships that needs help yall are fucking nasty and I hate you personally

TL;DR: I hate most canon/canon ships with my f/os aside from like. a couple sgdfghhksdf

[lol-lockscreens]

When the official splashes are out, could you do blurry lockscreens for the new Jhin and Karma skins?

Hell yes I will make them soon I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. 

I love all three of them, but Karma and Jhin are by far my fav. 

I didn’t expect Jhin’s legendary skin to be from the Dark Star(/Cosmic too I guess?) because of Reddit’s (semitrue) leaks but OH BOI I’M HAPPY ANYWAYS. I love the quotes, I love the aestethic, I love his animations. Just the dance is alittle bit meh in my opinion, but for the rest is pretty fucking M A J E S T I C. 

The death animation tho...resembling this gorgeous scene...

Yep,as the Jhin lover I am...I’m gonna fckn instashop it. 

Thanks, Rito. 

_Silrwen

[teeto-peteto]

Anyway. Fun question for you, besides the Ruined King squad, are there any champions that you just cannot get sick of? Like, they could show up and you’d be “hell yeah, this just got even better!”

Sorry if that’s a strange question. By the way, one of my upcoming judgment chapters has a character that I think you’ll like.

OOH do not ask that we could be here for hours...

Im as fond with Bandle City as i am with Bilgewater. I just hate the way Riot wrote yordle lore and logic that i just flipped the table and gave up rambling about it.

My first ever league interaction was knowing about Teemo and he's my baby and i dont care what ugly personality people say about him... he's my cute little fella. My second ever league interaction was reading about his lore and seeing that there was kind of a fling between him and Tristana. I started shipping them i made fanart i made fanfic when i was a 12 y/o. And i still love them with all my heart! Rumble being there just spices things up and as a 12 y/o fanfic writer i made it very dramatic to the point of involuntary comedy.

I adore Lulu and Pix, she's the champion i have more points with. She's iconic! I'd be dissapointed if they ever changed her visual appereance. I know most people think her model looks outdated and icky... BUT she gives this manic pixie dream girl look and i adore her, i love her chubby face with a lot of eye separation and those BIG ol eyes... I love Pix looking like a stick figure with butterfly/fairy wings. I will admit she looked lovely in the LOR expansion cinematic. I love her in all shape and form.

I also like Veigar... Like, can relate to the thing of being tortured psycologically and physically by a bigger dude and then once you're out of it be like 'well, today i feel like setting the world on fire <3'. Overall i adore most of yordle champions, i just dont like how Riot updated their lore a couple of years ago it made me loose interest in what they had to say inside game.

Gwen! I dont know if that counts as a Ruined King champion... her little doll appears on a random corner but i like her! I was one of those poeple begging Riot to make her more doll-likely. But being completely honest, i love her human switching to tiny funny doll power. She's cheerful she's adorable she's iconic and she is the moment.

KLED i know i said i love most of the yordles but KLED he's my baby i love Kled and Skaarl they are so iconic. In game is a delight to play it made me keep my emotions on line when i was on a very rough moment. The thrill of mounting on Skaarl at 10HP and saving your ass or getting a kill.... Its great. I also love his (OLD) lore (they fucked up again making an update a couple years ago) and his short story is SO funny and emotive. I came to realize that i really like him because he reminds me of my grandpa... and my parents always say i look a lot like him cause im always grumpy and mad at something...

OK there's a lot of champions i actually like a lot im going to resume it in one line rants. Janna, sadly sexualized and outdated but she's like a Soraka but more sassy, loved her LOR look makes her look exactly like that. Karma, she's iconic, she's very pretty, not much people pay attention to her and i never actually sat down to read about her BUT im interested. Twitch, he's a rat. Jhin, he's iconic. Lillia, teheehee silly fawn girl peeposhy. Ivern, he's like my mom when she's on a good mood. MILIO he's a BABY and HE IS MY BABY i love him very much. Blitzcrank. He's silly. Kog Maw cause he's also silly. Nautilus, my husbando best friend. Renata, iconic and sapphic.

[avicebro]

Hello Pollux! Can you explain your OTP tags?

This is something people want? Lol okay:

This includes League of Legends and Fate.

Fate:

otp: be my queen | richard/ayaka

reference to the fact that richard is continuously trying to get ayaka to be his master. since they are master/servant and i like them romantically it turns from “be my master” to “be my queen”. a good otp 10/10 narita when will you ever.

otp: avenger and ruler | edmond dantes/amakusa shirou 

i hope this is obvious. it’s an avenger and a ruler. demonstrates the fact that they’re polar opposites but still good as a ship.

otp: dragon slayers | siegfried/saint george

reference to how they work really well together in defeating wyverns in fate/grand order. may include kojiro if i find some siegfried/kojiro art i like.

otp: thief and executioner | robin hood/charles henri sanson

i like these two, especially in the salem chapter. the ship name is reference to their roles: one is a thief, one is an executioner. i was also thinking of giving them a title like “the new fruk” cause that’s basically what they are lol.

otp: im a self insert | guda/fgo character

any art of a guda and a fate grand order character. mainly avicebron and dantes because that’s who i ship myself with. more characters may join eventually but im very gay.

otp: casters of opposing factions | avicebron/william shakespeare

in apocrypha they’re the casters for the opposing factions. in fate grand order they seem to keep this dislike for each other.

otp: a new isolde | tristan/melt

ok i haven’t seen the full ccc event yet but basically tristan compares melt to isolde so yeah she’s a new isolde for him. i don’t like how fate writes her name (isseult?) so we’re going with this spelling.

otp: i’ll make you tsar | kadoc/anastasia

this is kadoc’s plan in lostbelt, to make her tsar of the lostbelt. that doesn’t really happen though but they’re in love okay?????

otp: hate at first sight | kirei/kiritsugu

i was tempted to call them “beautiful ties” as a pun on their names but decided against it. hate at first sight because that’s what happened. get along you two.

otp: president and princess | rin/issei

their roles at school. proud captain of the rissei ship. i will love this ship by myself if i have to.

otp: like cats and dogs | gilgamesh/cu chulainn

this is because of ip. go through her gilcu tag. i swear you’ll come out a different person. gilcu is a good ship. they’re a cat and a dog.

otp: i hate everything you stand for | hansa/jester

hansa and jester both hate each other because of who they are. jester despises those from the church, hansa hates dead apostles. they’re fun.

otp: l’auteur malfaisant | edmond dantes/dumas

this is just what dantes calls him, “the wicked author” but in french. love these two so fucking much. if you want me to be happy just mention eddumas.

otp: beast like me | caren/angra mainyu

in hollow ataraxia, it’s stated that they are both beasts: caren for being born “out of wedlock” and angra mainyu because he’s all the evils of the world. they are both beasts by birth, and must deal with the sins from being called a beast. also a big otp.

otp: sad a lot | tristan/lancelot

i was originally calling this ship “tristalot” which sounds like “triste a lot” which is french for “sad a lot”.

otp: up until this moment my wish was being granted | medea/souichirou

OTP TO RULE ALL OTPS. god i love these two. it’s a reference to what medea says in UBW when she dies. man i love these two so much.

otp: the jewel resting near my heart | rin/shirou

reference to the pendent rin gives shirou. may include rin/archer i’m not sure yet.

otp: let’s destroy the world! | kirei/gilgamesh

wow this is late on the list lol. the ship name is what they wanna do. kirei route when nasu.

otp: on the defense | hector/alter cu chulainn

both of them are known for being defensive characters, both in playstyle and in personality. they’re old, tired men let them nap.

otp: i may not always be by your side | issei/shirou

this is a line issei tells shirou in prillya. love these guys a lot. especially with rin.

otp: sword and sheath | saber/shirou

that’s what they are. saber is the sword and shirou is the sheath. no sexual jokes please. like them romantically and as friends.

otp: my wish is for her to live | medusa/sakura

purple girlfriends. love them. love heaven’s feel. reference to a line medusa tells shirou.

otp: my superman | sakura/shirou

OTP TO RULE ALL OTPS. the best ship in stay night with kuzucaster. i love heaven’s feel so much. they were what got me into drawing. i love them so much. reference to the superman scene in HF.

otp: two too pretty boys | diarmuid/gilgamesh

this is 100% because they are attractive guys. that is it. the ship name shows this.

otp: you cursed me | emiya alter/kiara

don’t @ me i like these two. emiya alter an alter because of kiara, hence the ship name.

otp: you were literally made for me | gilgamesh/enkidu

I DON’T HATE THIS SHIP WHY WOULD I TAG AND REBLOG IT SO MUCH IF I HATED THIS SHIP? I simply stated that I am tired of seeing it so much in the f/sf tags. I do like these two shhh. name is a reference to the fact that kidu was made for gil.

otp: lance to the heart and you’re to blame | kirei/cu chulainn

hello i love kotoyari. reference to the UBW ending. feb 14 isn’t valentines day it’s kotoyari day.

otp: your dream is mine | kiritsugu/irisviel

i can’t talk about this ship without crying just know i love them. iri wishes for his dream to come true.

otp: i wanted a saber anyways | rin/saber

just gals being pals you know . and originally rin wanted a saber.

otp: the woman was a saint | kirei/claudia

im not crying you’re crying. a line in the VN.

otp: you remind me of someone | paracelsus/phantom

no this isn’t just because they’re pretty boys lol. like the idea of them being good friends who help each other when the other goes berserk. 

otp: dancing with the devil | mephistopheles/paracelsus

there’s a lot of cool/interesting ship art between these two that’s really cool and i love. love the idea of them adopting jack. 

otp: fist of the north star to the heart | saint martha/sasaki kojiro

just wait until the summer event. love how koji has joined the dragon slayer’s group. hope he enjoys his new friends. you have to fight her at one point for koji’s development. it’s a joke about how her np is a fist of the north star joke.

otp: calm desert nights | nitocris/scheherazade 

reference to lalalack’s ‘desert beauty’ piece. they spend those nights in the desert exchanging stories, calming each other down. 

otp: how about we put it to the test? | li shuwen/beowulf

what beowulf says to li shuwen before they start their fight. they like to beat each other up and it’s great. 

otp: beat up a pretty face | beowulf/fionn mac cumhaill

who has the pretty face is up to you. reference to how fionn looks ephemeral in the beofionn art.

otp: a king and his knight | diarmuid/fionn

it’s their roles. yeah i know fionn “killed” him it’s fun. 

my chivalrous knight | diarmuid/saber

who is the knight and who is chivalrous? up to you!

otp: blue knights | cu chulainn/saber

only two people ship this there’s only two posts i wanna die

a queen and her knight | saber/irisviel

based on when saber acts as her knight (aka all of fate/zero) in f/z. doesn’t have otp cause i’m lazy. 

ot3: church trio | gilgamesh/kirei/cu chulainn

they live in the church lol.

ot3: we could have had it alllllll | sieg/jeanne d’arc/astolfo

based on the fact that apocrypha could have easily juggled the three of these into an ot3 but nope.

ot3: my two friends | gilgamesh/enkidu/kirei

there is only 1 piece of fanart in this tag but it’s a very good piece of fanart

ot3: this could have worked really well tbqh | kirei/gilgamesh/tokiomi

team archer could have been good if kirei didn’t get his dick sucked by gilgamesh.

ot3: princess president and prince | rin/issei/shirou

their roles - i think shirou should be a prince. i just really love rissei and shissei so why not combine them into an ot3 y/y?

group tag: aesthetic of death | gilles de rais, uryuu ryuunosuke, jeanne alter, prelati

i love these guys a lot okay? a lot of gilles/ryu because canon otp. was supposed to be art of death because of ryuunosuke's CE but it was mistranslated and i'm too lazy to change it!

group tag: equipe francaise | d’eon, marie, mozart, sanson 

they are cute but this tag is pushed by my thirst for mozart. the tag means “french team” which is basically what they are right?

brotp: my retainer | waver velvet/alexander the great

im sorry i can’t ship this romantically but they are cute together!

brotp: troy's defense | penthesilea, hektor

these two are good bros who break pots together and will rip achilles' open

League of Legends:

otp: spin to win | katarina/garen

this is about gameplay. garen is known for his e, which is a spin. the joke “spin to win” comes from that ability. since katarina also has a spin, spin to win works for these two.

otp: drasona | draven/sona

it’s just their ship name lol.

otp: takes two to tango | evelynn/twisted fate

reference to the twisted fate and evelynn shared tango skins. such a good ship. i love them and twisted fate/graves. league of legends please do something with these two i stg.

otp: partners in crime | twisted fate/graves

man this is the best lol ship man i wish lol would do anything with this ship that would be great i love my gay men. and they’re working together again! nice!

otp: the sun shines for you | leona/pantheon

i don’t know what lol is doing with these two if if they’re actually gonna be together and i love diana/leona too but i’ve always had a soft spot for these two. also? a great bot lane if you can stomp early. 

otp: it’s called art | jinx/jhin

to be honest i just think these two would be hilarious. let them just do whatever they want in piltover. 

otp: collecting souls | thresh/kalista

aesthetic and also a great botlane. i just love kalista tbh. ghost wife. 

otp: trying to keep the balance | shen/zed

wow the first otp for league of legends. good shit guys hope you guys get more content soon. 

If a ship you know I like is not on this list it’s probably just tagged as the ship name! I’m probably going to go through and create tags for each ship like these as I think of them. If you have suggestions for ship names let me know! 

[teatimemols]

League's Exps

In a way, KT Ucal (in 2018) was the one person that made me want to get out of my comfort zone and play something new, play it more than once or twice - play it as my main role, even. So back in the day, I started playing mid lane. Mages always were very fun champions to play as, so I'd always loved to play them (and burst people lol) and, most times than not, I just needed an "excuse" to play as them (I would play as the most powerful ap champions as sup and they did work, because I knew how to play them well enough).

When I got the motivation to go mid as my main role, I actually got to Silver I - and I don't even remember much but I did once got into a best of 5 promotion to Gold, but I think I was already playing top then, 'cause Top lane can win or loss the entire game depending on whose top laner's fed more the other, since if you lose top is not as easy to go bot and catch some kills like I would do as Syndra or LeBlanc.

Anyway, it was a fun, crazy time, but playing mid is just a little less stressful than jg, I would say.

Playing mid, especially if your bot is losing or under their turrent, is a ticking bomb. The other midlaner will want to go down there and pick some kills - if they're behind or if they just want to snowball harder - and you'll (as a mid) have to follow them there, most likely without vision, and if you don't: your botlane is going to die and rage on you, even if you pinged, even if you were trying to farm under your own damn turret.

I'm too anxious for that.

Yet, this year Jhin made me go back to that mentality. And not the one too stressful to endure, but the one that you need to actively keep on finding places to pressure the enemy out of lane, by killing or by damage only, or you will be an useless Jhin.

You cannot play extremely passive Jhin and not get super behind. And he was the most powerful adc for the last patches (now it's Kay'sa, I know.)

Anyway, it feels good to be competitive as fuck, again.

I just miss good sups, sometimes. Many sups you find in low tier cannot be patience for a lane who is by definition a later game powerhouse. Adcs need to farm to get items to be strong, especially if your champion isn't a super early game champion like Kalista or Cait.

[curtaincalling]

when jhin is costumed and performing:

he has no depth perception because he removes vision from one eye

a heavy mechanical monstrosity in his shoulder, which probably imbalances him

difficulty breathing because he is wearing a fucking gimp suit eel skin suit and an ivory mask on top of that (guys please just imagine an EEL SKIN stuck to your FACE)

grenades, lotus traps, AND bullets just rattling inside his shoulder mechanism

restricting armor on his arm and legs 

no wonder he goes batshit during his performances. his body is probably physically hyperventilating 

and he STILL has to have enough mental focus to assemble + disassemble his gun, aim, kill, dodge, sing, dance, etc 

and afterwards:

he absolutely has bruises on his body from his costume. permanent callouses from where his armor rubs against his joints. and his poor skin... he might even have a slightly imbalanced walk from all the time spent with the extra weight on his shoulder. 

probably has a week-long recovery period ngl 

he can hold his breath for a very long time 

do you think he had to practice wearing it for a couple months?? because otherwise he’d just pass out???