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why the fuck was he kinda cooking with that bumpersticker
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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I feel, personally, like not enough people focus on the fact that in this iconic big tiddy moment
Falin is. Splattering someone’s brain on the pavement like a fine ragù.
Splat.
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#falin touden#not that anyone’s gonna read this (and just know I know it’s all in good fun)#I never said this was *bad*#I. too. wish to be fucking cheesegratered on the cobblestone between her big fuckoff scaly toes#the maizurusplat just caught me off guard the first time I watched it#I hadn’t seen anyone highlight the gore. mostly the gorgeous animation 🥰#peace and love y’all. hoping for everyone to get turned into their pasta sauce of choice by a big scary chimera lady
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FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#phone guy#fnaf 1#sister location#fnaf fanart#HOLY SHIT PHONE GUY MENTIONED AGAIN 🔥🔥#NOW WITH A FULL HUMAN DESIGN ☎️#listen I know I’ll never beat his object head form#BUT I wanted to take at least one stab at making him a design!#my thought process I based him off William and Bob the security guard from the movie!#those two basically gives off the general idea I thought phone guy looked like#made sure to give him red all over his design too to match the phone head deal 🙏🏾#SO YEAH in retrospect phone guy saying this TO MICHAEL is crazy#you think Michael just sat there like 😐#Michael straight up had an endo shoved into him and he was wore like a suit 💀#PHONE GUY definitely didn’t know but yeesh hit close to home there#I REALLY hope yall like PG design!!#I’ll probably tweak it a lil if I do draw it again#now phone guy phone dude and tape girl all have human designs let’s go!! 🩵🩵
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it's zoro's birthday!! happy birthday big guy, may you say many more insane things to your enemies in the coming years
#one piece#zolu#comic#a while ago I reread some of the earlier arcs in one piece and was caught off guard by zoro's dialogue in the daz bonez fight#finally got around to making a comic abt it#boys fluctuating wildly between chatting shit n making jabs at eachother n having a sweet heartfelt moment#they have the range#the weird shape next to zoro's face in the second panel used to be a question mark#umm but it didn't get erased fully apparently#and im too lazy to do anything about that now that i've noticed it so enjoy!#oh also when luffy says baaastard hes imitating zoro saying temeeeee#does quite have the same feel...“baaaa” like a sheeps bleat vs the kinda drawl-y rumble of “meeee”...oh well
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D5: He had 2 bullets and didn't hesitate to shoot twice...
#messyr#luci caught off guard fr but pretty sure in another scenario he'd flirt back asf#doodle#artists on tumblr#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin hotel alastor#lucifer morningstar#hazbin alastor#radioapple
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Damn son calm down the one with a trail of bodies is still you
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another vision of mine...
#genshin impact#genshin#gaming genshin#yip gaming#heizou#shikanoin heizou#cantobearart#started off w me noticing how many design details they share and then thinking abt their jobs (best guard + best detective !!)#+ martial arts prowess + energetic strongwilled and mischievous personalities ...#yeah!#thanks for listening#sorry i just keep drawing random things but i think i'm finally done for now
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None of our hands are clean
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin guangshan#mianmian#The secret meaning behind one of the jin members scuttling off is:#I couldn't make three people work out in the remaining panels and per my rule of '3 attempts and take a different approach' he had to go.#Sometimes there are meaningful reasons why something happens in the background. And sometimes it is like this.#Let's just say he saw what was about to happen and got out of there before mianmian started throwing hands.#Okay no more delay. The sheer boldness to call WWX a killer in a room full of people who wear their war body count as a badge...#It's about hypocrisy yes - but it is also about how the narrative shifts on the same action depending on the frame.#Because at the end of the day...the blood on our hands is still blood on our hands.#Both the deaths on the battlefield and the deaths of the Jin's abusing the Wen remnants are still deaths caused by another.#They are also deaths that - depending who holds the frame - are noble acts to protect others.#But it isn't supposed to be about who was right and who was wrong.#It is about the need to be seen as the victim to avoid culpability.#Because if you aren't responsible you don't have to be held accountable. You don't have to grow or change.#If someone takes all the blame then there is no need to reflect on your own faults.#We have to protect our fragile ego from the mirror lest it shatter and we have to remake it anew.#Horrifically enough...even if WWX spared the Jin guards or even never ran into Wen Qing#He wouldn't have been able to escape being the scapegoat. He downfall was set into motion a long time ago.#My goodness...What a deliciously tragic story Wei Wuxian's first life was.
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He got his PS5 taken away, what a loser
#HOW did they make his mask look so freaking SMUG#yes i still draw gg he's such a little ball of faux-confidence and brattiness look at this boy#i want to put him in a box and shake him around until the masks fall off#the owl house#hunter toh#toh fanart#digital art#fanart#toh hunter#golden guard#the golden guard#my art#doodle#flapjack
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no, but it's really CUTE tho......!!!!!!❣️❣️💘 😫 [x]
#A UGH!!!!! CAUGHT me OFF guard!! ; the way they both laughed at it is so cute; he was as surprised as me 😳#sebek zigvolt#twst yuu#twst#twisted wonderland#fanart#twst mc
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LukeSkywalker is no longer available.
#what’s this? a ‘jetii’ caught off his guard?#luke: *wheeze*#I thought of doing the darksaber instead but alas I’ve committed to the spear#also i love when luke beats din in a fight and dins just like 😍 but i think luke would be just as 😍 when din beats him#star wars#dinluke#dinluke fanart#luke skywalker#din djarin#the mandalorian#sw art#star wars fanart
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#aph england#hws england#aph france#hws france#fruk#aph fruk#hetalia#hetalia fanart#jaynuu-art#has this been done yet lol#Arthur is wearing the British King's Guard uniform while Francis is donning different versions of the French Republican Guard uniform#took some creative liberties in the designs tho 🔥🔥 combining elements of their canon HWS outfits and the real ones they're based off of
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LOVE SEA | EP2
#love sea#love sea the series#rakmut#loveseaedit#fortpeat#my edits#fort thitipong#peat wasuthorn#THE WAY I SCREAMED BC I DIDN'T EXPECT THEM TO GO AT IT IN EP2#I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER#AND I DO REALIZE I'M QUITE VANILLA BECAUSE I LOVE ME MY GMMTV SHOWS#SO IG I WAS JUST CAUGHT OFF GUARD BECAUSE I'M NOT USED TO HIGH HEAT SHOWS ^^"
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I will never forgive them for doing this to me
#you didn't have to break me like this it caught me off guard#spider man across the spider verse#spider man 2002#peter Parker#mary jane watson#gwen stacy#miles morales#gwiles#peter and mj#across the spiderverse
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