#&; so decreed ( asks )

[choccy-milky]

I dont know why I had this vision of clora riding a scooter, like a cute light blue one with italy vibes, like a vespa, and sebastian panicking behind her LMAO

I SEE THE VISION AS WELL...idk how shes on a vespa tho since they werent invented yet so lets just assume theres time-turner shenanigans going on LMAO

but also anon this request was so funny to me because the SAME day you sent me it, i also got this one on twitter:

TRULY THE DUALITY OF MAN IS AT PLAY HERE!!! LMAOO debauchery vs wholesomeness...and it made me laugh so much

(and for anyone curious yes i WILL also be honouring the other request......eventually👀)

@jstfndmthngs splitting your ask into 2 again bc its a CHONKER but I LOVED READING IT🥹🥹 "how much they love each other to the abnormal level that i envy" LMAOO THATS FANFICTION FOR YOU, BABY!!😍 also YESS interacting with my readers in the comments was my fav parts of writing a lot of the time, and im SOOO grateful to the ppl who commented bc without them the story would have turned out DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT. like, i know there are some people who write the entirety of their fanfic and then upload it in chunks, but if i had done that/written my story in a vacuum and hadnt incorporated any of my readers ideas/suggestions it would have been SOOOO much worse honestly LMAO. like, not even necessarily putting their requests or ideas in my fic, but even sometimes just reading a comment that would say something like "i cant wait to see how clora/seb reacts to..." would make me think...oh. i was never planning on even showing their reaction to that. but now that they say that, good point, i definitely need to include that LOL. so yeah even just little stuff like that was SUPER important to my writing process and my story and helped me keep in mind what people wanted to see/things i may have missed or glossed over if i'd been writing by myself, but i also just loved getting comments in general bc i loved reading them and they were so motivating🥹 BUT THANK U SO MUCH IM GLAD U LIKED MY STORY/SEB & CLORA SO MUCH, AND TY FOR SHARING ALL YOUR THOUGHTS WITH ME!!🥹💖💖 im lowkey the same way... i cant read any other fics rn bc im still too attached to seb/clora BAHAHA so i still need to give it some time before i delve into other HL fics (i even downloaded a program that will let me replace names so that i can replace the mc's name with clora's LMFAOOOO THATS HOW MENTALLY ILL I AM ABOUT THEM!!😭😭DONT COME FOR ME🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🚓)

omg...i already love unlocking kinks in people but for it to be specifically seb x clora is even more of an honour BAHAHA omg i love that....but i get it too. clora is submissive and breedable af😍LMAOO (im sorry💀that wasnt me just now that was seb blame him)

@acrenna MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS AND ALSO LATE HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! this is so sweet THANK YOU SO MUCH😭😭im happy my story was able to get you out of your reading slump!! (and hopefully will continue to, with my oneshot im slowly but surely working on😩) BUT THANK YOU AGAIN I APPRECIATE YOU SM🥹🥹💖

@misskkfritz you actually arent the first to say this and i also saw a pinterest comment on my art say this........FELLAS DO I NEED TO WATCH GILMORE GIRLS NOW🤔🤔🤔

[xxplastic-cubexx]

is my legacy really going to be about eriks boobs😭 is it possible we could get another doodle of Francesca? i love her i fear

(ps i’m pretty sure you’ve answered all of my asks so far)

francesca upon ye all wo AH

[prince4knights]

A devoted, honorable, dutiful knight, prompt and thorough in following every order and command except the ones to leave you. The minute pause, tightly-controlled agreement of "Your highness" – there's a reluctant stiffness in the bow he sketches when he turns away that isn't present when you ask the knight for favors, for menial tasks that would be beneath a Royal Knight's stature if asked by anyone but his prince. (You wonder what else gets stiff, when he arrives at your call to the royal bedchamber to see you "accidentally" in a state of undress. Just your topmost underlayers, all pale fluttery linens, bare of deep royal dyes or finery; soft and small without your armor – next to the full suit stopped short at your door; an artful look of vulnerable o-mouthed surprise on your face you definitely spent no time at all practicing in your gilded mirror. Is it enough?, you wonder. Or do you need to escalate to naked skin – a shoulder, the flash of a gloveless inner wrist, the curve of a hip?) You're not sure what's under the helmet then, and, gods, it's destroying you. Every time he pauses in one of those moments of calculation: do his eyes flutter shut? (How long, thick, dark are the lashes?) Do his lips purse, does his jaw tighten? (What shape are they, what cut? ...These questions keep you company in the dark, alone with silk sheets and an achingly empty royal chamber. Finding your thickest glove to clamp over your mouth, one-handed and pretending it's his hand keeping your jaw shut. ...Would it tighten to the point of painfulness and wrench you down? Would his thumb stroke gentle down the side of your chin? Would he ever wear a fine, buttery leather glove like this? ...If you ordered him? A hunting trip, maybe. You'd be powerful and skilled and one with your horse after all those royal riding lessons – not the kind of riding you want – gauntleted hands on your hip, boosting you astride – and he'd have cause to look at you all day, appreciating your form, your danger. Maybe he'd even have to yank you close, protect you from a to-early loosed shot or an attacking boar. Maybe he'd stare as you stepped down at hunt's end, bow-legged and sweaty and wobbly from having something so powerful between your legs for so long. ...Maybe you could tempt him into the privacy of trees, with so many fewer eyes and tongues than the castle. Only yours. Only his. And where they'd go.)

He's sharp, your knight. Blade and wit and brains. (Offering polite suggestion when you strained, out of your wits and terrified of the speech you had to make, the diplomatic meeting coming up, the war table. Coming up firm behind to clasp your shoulders and ground you as you paced, solid and steady at your back – his thumb stroked your arm. Just once, no more, but it stole your breath; you're not sure if it's the humanity in that gentle touch that sets you alight or the iron control it must have taken to stop.) He knows what you're up to, you're sure. If he didn't want it, he could petition for a removal. Put himself somewhere else. (Unforgivable. Unforgivable.) But here he is, arriving at your every beckon just to linger by the doorway. "I don't think that's a good idea, your highness." "It wouldn't be proper, your highness." "That would go against my duty, your highness." Like you haven't heard him tip his head back against the wall outside and breathe, after, shuddering with the effort of leaving. Caught and trembling between two poles and dutifully suffering the bear trap in the center, silent and devoted to it all. (Fuck your duty, you wanted to snarl. I'm your duty. Stop doing this to yourself and pay that devotion to me!)

What would it take, to make him break and admit it? Take the armor off? Be human, first, and then a knight?

It's always been about the restraint and devotion and the pushing against boundaries until someone snaps.

I think the night it finally happens, my knight has just returned from battle. He's caked in dirt and blood- only some of it is his own. I just have to get my hands on him, prove that he's real, alive, warm under my finger tips.

It's a stupid idea, driven by adrenaline and impulse when I lift up his helmet. But it's him under there, even more handsome than I could've imagined.

[qoldenskies]

U said u liked headcanons for ur aus...thoughts on transmasc ccDonnie?

i fw it but also he's already been through so much .... could i bare to give him the horrors of period cramps .... (yes i could it would be funny)

[interrogatormentors]

vriska looks tasty. can I pretty please with a cherry on top…maybe uh… take a bite. just a nibble. yum yum.

SUBMIT QUOTA REACHED.

OBEY POSTED SIGNAGE.

CONSUME OTHER FLESH.

[forgedcold]

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[khaotunq]

Not so much an ask as a statement. I appreciate the language note posts you’ve made.

It added layers to my understanding of the translations/dialogue in both of the posts I’ve seen.

So, thank you!

I hope you don't mind me publishing this but I'm grinning like an idiot about it ♥

I can bring absolutely nothing to the table but a love for Thai and a canny knack for languages; including Thai in my stuff is always nerve-wracking because I'm so ready to be corrected at the drop of a hat, but I'm relatively confident in the little pieces I include so I'm glad you like it!

I do think that between my Ray na/naa set and these recent Eclipse nicknames sets, and all the Eclipse gifsets I've done over the past couple of years where I went off about Thai in the alt texts, I'm just slowly trying to lure people into my Languages R Fun I Swear!! corner.

If folks want more Thai in gifs, or more explanations, I'm happy to attempt it! And I'm happy to be gently corrected if I'm ever wildly off-base.

[cyberdragoninfinity]

notlawrence yuri & yugo are on a family road trip with their folks. and dennis. and rin. they stop at a quik trip to load up on drinks & snacks. it's all going on mike's credit card, and mike has merrily announced that they're free to grab whatever they want, no price limit. what does everybody get?

OH YOUVE PAINTED SUCH A WORD PICTURE FOR ME CLARK finally able to answer this with my truest visions now that im not on a fuckin airplane. let's take a quick trip to quiktrip

YUGO: TWO (2) ROLLER GRILL HOT DOGS!!!!!!!!! one with ketchup and one with mustard. big ol family sized bag of skittles that he is going to eat 90% of himself. 1 liter bottle of mountain dew code red cuz "oh dope they never have the red one at the grocery store!!!" one of those little plastic cups full of donut holes.

YURI: a black coffee and a single bag of chex mix that he will then slowly pick at like a bird for the next 6 hours. he doesnt like the rye chips so he gives them to dennis.

RIN: roller grill eggroll. spicy beef jerky. fritos. bigass slushie icee freezey drink (coke flavored). also sorry hang on what the hell is this

yeah one of these too. she gets this one. *rin voice* "i have two ice cold beverages advising me at all times"

DENNIS: diet doctor pepper with a splash of cherry flavor. sour cream and onion lay's potato chips. also a turkey and swiss wrap from the grab-n-go fridge section that he picked up to share with yuri cuz he was worried that he was gonna be hungry later since all he grabbed was that chex mix..... :( the wrap makes both of them violently ill four hours later.

Mike (Yuri's dad) gets a bottle of SmartWater and a sizable bag of Bugles, and Gail (Yugo's mom) gets a diet coke and some gummy bears that melt in the heat later and she and yugo have a good laugh about it.

[dipperscavern]

your friendly reminder that if you ask stupid questions you will get stupid answers

[pippin-pippout]

HE GOT HER THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE HER FUTURE! The empress was moved by his plea even though the emperor wasn't! Even though the empress didn't like him that one time he kinda did a bit of a coup. She still was like "you know what? good for this kid. I'll give his girlfriend the right to choose her own future!"

[bow-to-your-king]

NIGHTMARRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KILLERS EATING GLITTER GLUE AGAIN!

KILLER. DO NOT.

[lionbearfox]

speaking of redesigns, i was working on minor alterations for kokomi… give my daughter fucked up gills and stuff or death.

(i wrote a companion fic that i took down 2 days later but like whatever)

YESSSSS KOKO GILLS AND SCALES. I AM SUCH A KOKO GILLS AND SCALES FAN. MAKE THAT WOMAN A FISH FR COWARDS. SO INTO THIS. RLY LIKE THE CLOTHING U GAVE HER TOO

if you posted the fic again i would like to see it 👁️ i don't post about her much but i think about kokomi all the time simply bc her whole Thing as a character is so fucking interesting and it was never followed through on 😭😭 i do not say this lightly but to me she is genshin's #1 case of wasted potential lmao

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

Oh hive mind, grant me your wisdom on queer baby books.

I have a NIECE(!!!!) who we will meet in September. Our family is, to put it mildly, very excited.

My mother, who had gamely accepted she would never be a grandma, is vibrating at levels normally reserved for subatomic particles. She's currently starting a library for the upcoming kiddo, and is hoping for some help:

Does anyone know of any board books* featuring two mommies?

*books made of wood, heavy cardboard, fabric or other chew-friendly materials

Please and thank you!

[prince4knights]

hark if ye please, your highness, but i, an errant, wandereing knight seeking one whom i may swear my loyalty to, offer mine ownself as perhaps a suitable gift for thine coming day. i am but a dog to thee, a beast of burden in metal and mail, but i am deeply loyal and i am deeply strong. will this do, your highness?

-@for-your-favor

aw, a stray :( if you think you have what it takes, you're certainly welcome

[front-facing-pokemon]

[forgedcold]

« ...Is this. »

He sighs witheringly. For God's sake had Rodimus taken his ridiculous 'bit' this far?

« Did Rodimus tell you to file this again because he thinks I should be... » Megatron doesn't want to say it. Not out loud and not to Prowl. He'd rather endure several blows to the head. « He thinks I should be executed for having a — and I regrettably quote, 'criminally kissable face.' »