#&&. jesus christ i'm dying

[nemesyaaa]

tysm for feeding the cunt nation of deadpool's girlies

I LOVE WADE SM, WITH MY WHOLE HEART. AND THE WAY YOU WRITE PLEASE, I KNOW I SAY IT OFEN WHEN IM READING YOU, BUT THAT JUST SO AWESOME

" you had enough baby ? i'm just getting started" 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

" I'll go all night" IXZKKDEIEIE THE WHORE IN ME IS ABOUT TO JUMP OUT

THE GLOVED HANDS TOO. OMGG JUST EVERYTHING IN THIS SHOT IS SO GOOD

MINORS DNI 18+

Pussy-smacker DEADPOOL can’t tell you why he loves it so much. Feeling the outlines of your swollen cunt hot and wet through your clothes, letting his curious fingers drift lovingly over the wet spot only to give it a harsh swat makes his cock jump. You’re keeping those pretty legs spread like a good girl while his gloved hand—who knows where it’s been—does its dirty work. It smacks your sensitive pussy, clit too, while you hiss and jerk. Perfect body twisting while your legs are suspended in air, trembling from the pain and moistening from the pleasure. He soothes you for a second, gliding that Jekyll and Hyde hand over your folds, flipping through one by one like pages until he sees fit to slap again. You cry out from the sting, worse this time, overlaying the dull burn that’s existed since he first laid a hand on your sex. “You had enough, baby? I’m just getting started.” he warns with sick glee, the heel of his palm digging into your clit so you sigh in relief, only to break that trust by letting it rip again. “Oh! I can’t help myself, it’s just too hard to resist. You want some more? Keep ‘em nice and spread for me, baby, I’ll go all night.”

[ruler-of-thorns]

Childhood

[arctixout]

charm

[ingravinoveritas]

New interview with David about GO 2 that is entirely too homosexual for my heart to handle, but this in particular:

...Staring at Michael's what, David??

(Also his slutty-ass slinky hipped Crowley walk only came back when he was staring at Michael? Umm...)

[arthurn9]

"So, are you single?"

"...I'm not sure..."

yes please kill me more laura bailey

[tiafrye]

Solas x Trevelyan supremacy (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[yardsards]

people love an "i'll take care of you" "it's rotten work" "not to me, not if it's you" character dynamic until the character who needs to be taken care of is disabled. then it's supposedly fucked up and toxic for a person to have to take care of someone else.

[warlordfelwinter]

it's always funny to go back to some like heavensward dungeon and realize how much the ensuing expansions have finely honed my expectations and reflexes for mechanics without me even realizing it. like oh. i could do this in my sleep. there's only one or two aoes at a time. everything is telegraphed for so long before it goes off. where's the 18000 aoes all stacked on top of each other leaving one single sliver of safe space in the corner furthest away from me that all go off after half a second while the boss steals my identity and ruins my credit bc i was looking in the wrong direction

[krowscrawl]

i listened to jcs again

bonus post-performance kiss

happy pride month

crops under the cut

[kismetconstellations]

Reminder, because it seems like some people need it, even though it's been six long, Godforsaken years since this series ended: Shiro is Voltron: Legendary Defender's gay male lead and representation.

Not Adam. Not Keith. Not Lance. And, most certainly not the piece of human-shaped set-dressing Shiro was married off to at the absolute last second for the sake of combatting "Bury Your Gays" accusations and trying to garner praise for the hack showrunners who killed Shiro off, in the first place.

Shiro was conceived as a gay man from the very beginning. Which is what makes him promising to keep Pidge's true identity a secret so significant. It's what makes him, specifically, encouraging her that, "Owning who you are is going to make you a better Paladin", so important and special.

If you can't see the value in the Team Leader, a conventionally masculine ace pilot forcefully turned exceptionally skilled gladiator, who survived just about every sort of Hell imaginable, from illness to imprisonment to torture, who had his arm taken from him and replaced with a weapon, who canonically suffers from debilitating PTSD, and still, in spite of all of it, manages to be warm, compassionate, gentle, and willingly dedicate his life to saving others, being a gay man, you need to confront your own biases, and stop making everything about ships and shipping.

Shiro didn't need to be in a romantic relationship for his identity as a gay man to matter. Shiro's ex dying didn't negate that identity, and suddenly render Shiro heterosexual.

Voltron: Legendary Defender's Takashi Shirogane is a gay man. That fact, in and of itself, is special, significant, and worthy of celebration. On his own, Shiro is enough.

Shiro is enough.

[iamthecomet]

Um um um i think Cumulus and Rain should have a cute little spa night together where they just dote on each other

They should take a bath together so Rain can unapologetically touch and play with her hair because he's obsessed with it, and her purr makes his heart flutter. And Cumulus can delicately pet the webbing between his fingers and his fins under the guise of helping him wash cause he gets all flustered and that lavender blush is her favorite thing.

After their bath Cumulus chirps and coos over how beautiful he is while she rubs her favorite mango scented lotion into his shoulders and over his chest, looking at him like he framed the moon and the clouds just for her. Rain of course returns the favor - he's a gentleman! Lays her down in her bed on fresh sheets, takes his time massaging the lotion into her back and down her legs while she hums and sighs fondly.

And maybe Rain ends up laying flush on her back, face buried in her hair, sliding his cock along the cleft of her ass, whining and whimpering as he humps against her. He's all soft and sweet and she's amused by his neediness, praising him for being so devoted and loving, its rare she gets to have him like this after all, might as well be sweet on him

Then they cuddle up to each other and drift off, safe and cozy under her feather duvet.

Yeah.....

-Void

VOID. VOID I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS. hnkkjlafhgksahfnsaghd8u9fweafhjfsd CHRIST. GOd the way they'd take care of each other. Laying in a luxurious bath. The one in Rain's room because it's the biggest. Legs and bodies tangled together. They probably start facing each other, both of them relaxing in the tub, eyes closed. Enjoying their spa night. But before long they're laying with each other. Touching. Cumulus petting over Rain's gills along with his webbing and fins. Him combing his fingers through her hair absently. Drying each other off. Cumulus letting Rain partake in her extravagent skincare routine. Rubbing toner and serums into his skin with gentle hands. Massaging moisterizer down his neck. Rubbing that famed mango lotion into the rest of his skin. So what if she pays a little extra attention to his nipples. It's not like either of them mind. And fuck you know Rain takes his time with her. Massaging every muscle from foot to neck. Digging lotioned fingers in to every tense spot he finds until Cumulus is loose and pliant and purring beneath him. And you know when he lays flat on his back over her and starts to rut, she just purrs more, turning her head to the side so they can kiss lazily as he humps against her. Pressing that leaking cock into the crack of her ass and whining in her ear. Begging her for anything. She doesn't know why he's begging--at this point she'll give him everything he wants. Though, maybe she tells she needs a little bit more lotion. A little more attention to her lower back, or her upper thighs. And then--once he's done with that. Maybe she'll let him cum inside.

[moongothic]

Absolute hate how all Oda has to do is make one (1) fictional man with pretty hair to give me raging gender envy

Like this was so unnecessary and cruel, towards me specifically

[ketunperse]

I need to be put in a proper enclosure or I will become sickly and wither away.

(Proper enclosure: small discord server where 25+ y/o slow and casual artists like me, who are too quiet and timid for bigger servers, share and yap about their silly little ocs and half-baked ideas and hype up each other)

[bredforloyalty]

you ever go out in public and feel like an alien

[a-gay-bloodmage]

Trying to write a fic set during Nature of the Beast and I'm in genuine agony over the fact that Zathrian's Clan doesn't have a fucking Clan name

What is with Dragon Age and not giving Dalish Clans proper names half the time? I swear, it's like these Inktober prompts exist to make me question my knowledge of this entire series...

[folkinsomnia]

secured an appointment with my doctor on monday to discuss upping my meds or changing them plus getting something different for my anxiety because I've been bursting into tears randomly and then crying for an hour to hours on end for a couple of weeks now and three family members and my therapist all suggested I look into updating my prescriptions 🤙🤙🤙