#& watch every five seconds.

[intertexts]

woe........ emo be upon ye.....

[sydhina]

and another thing im convinced straight! charles truthers have just never had a friend before. because i love my friends loads, but if i ever looked at one of them like that i would need someone to dump a bucket of cold water on me immediately

[racetrackmybeloved]

background barely noticeable livesies moment i love:

when spot is talking, bronx kenny is on the ladder and bart is on the ground holding the brooklyn sign. but like 20 seconds later they've swapped places and hotshot has the sign

so now i'm just imagining bart being like hey its my turn :(( and giving hotshot his lil sign so he can climb up the ladder and feel cool

and then bronx kenny is just. stuck chilling by the brooklyn and woodside boys because he can't get back up to the rest of the bronx kids

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

The compelling thing about Jason as a character is that I never doubted that he cared about the world just because there weren’t panels of him being overly zealous about “restorative community care”

I’m not coming after anyone who wants to see that kind of stuff, but I do think seeking | that | as confirmation that Jason cares about the world is pretty narrow

[balkanbitch]

Do you know how in like old paintings they would just draw Jesus as a tiny man instead of a baby?

Yeah that's kind how I imagine chilchuck looks like

[oh-meow-swirls]

i think this was funnier in my head.

[qroier]

any time there's roier cubito lore

[catgirl-catboy]

Unpopular Opinion: John and Jake should absolutely not watch movies together, since they enjoy bad movies in vastly different ways.

Jake is a "man, this bad movie could be could be a pinnacle of cinema if every single aspect was changed! I'd like to write an entire paper on how obsessed I am with this movie. If the movie was actually good I'd have so much less to think about."

Meanwhile John would be all "that was one great movie :D"

They'd drive each other nuts.

[drabbles-of-writing]

You ever think about what it was like for Luz to explain to her friends and family that ‘oh yeah I died saving the Collector when he tried to friendship Belos into being good, until King’s dad, who’s also bigender, pulled me out from sinking into death, told me to tell King he loved him with a bread pun-also he had a dad bod and a mini Hootie just sticking out of one of his eye sockets- and then asked me if I wanted to be the chosen one and when I agreed I came back from death! And like, Eda and King already dealt with the ‘holy shit Luz actually died’ thing but like, Camilia, Amity, Gus, Hunter, and Willow knew absolutely NOTHING

at that point I think Luz just has to sit down with Eda and King and they all have to think about the pros and cons of just. not. saying anything. and keeping it on the down-low that Luz died briefly. Eda and King are both absolutely fucking terrified of anyone else hearing, especially Eda since Luz died, y'know, while under her watch, so.

Of course, as Luz is explaining this, she says something along the lines of "I mean, we haven't even really processed Hunter's death, so it could either work with us or--"

to which Eda immediately stands up, bids fare thee well, and busts out the strongest bottle of wine she has. she has not processed her own kids death, she's not about to think about that other kid briefly dying, thank you very much

[winterisol]

okay, to preface, I grew up with motogp (and f1) but I don't have subscription myself to watch it, so the only way I got to watch it with my uncle. HOWEVER, there was some family drama and I have not been able to see my uncle in like seven years so like I kinda lost interest. THEN the pandemic hit and with nothing better to do than watch cars and bikes to go vroom, I got back into f1 (learned of indycar and hasn't looked back) and in the past year and a half i've slowly been picking motogp up.

Anyway my question is, why is Fabio (Quatararo) always shirtless? Is it just a social media thing? because I swear every weekend I have to see this man's nipples and abs because he refuses to zip up his leathers. Like is there something I'm missing?

(btw I also have not been able to watch any full races of motogp because I don't have the money to pay for a subscription [IM A BROKE STUDENT AND IN MY COUNTRY YOU CAN ONLY PAY])

[motherforthefamicom]

me and my sister looked through old videos wed record on our 2ds when we were little and god i genuinely started crying from how fucking funny they are

[ravioliet]

marvel au doodle for today! i didn't want to do the background. also have i mentioned that Otis is Black Widow in this au yet? because he's in the Black Widow role here. they are spider buddies :)

[greensaplinggrace]

watching 'good vs evil' shows is a test of incredible will for me. every time a character calls someone evil it's like ouaghhhh... you're wrong. evil doesn't exist. our environment is defined by our actions. believing in innate goodness is harmful. go to therapy. grow up. read a book. and then i have to stop myself and remind myself that this may be true within the fiction of the universe. and also characters can be wrong sometimes.

[scullysflannel]

just got to the first lost episode that I vividly remember watching the last five minutes of while I waited for alias. another intimate tv experience ruined by big streaming

[kabutone]

d/n/c like “four years ago this would have been a super spreader, but here we are, no masks! how does that make you feel as a healthcare professional” n this bitch answers that like ‘oh it’s great! glad we’re all vaccinated now!’

IT WILL BE IT STILL WILL BE A SUPERSPREADER AND EVERYONES VACCINE IS OUT OF DATE BC IT WANES AFTER 6 MONTHS !!!!!!!! UR JUST GONNA IGNORE IT AND PRETEND ITS NOT REAL

[jynjackets]

what kind of fucking job is expert movie critic helper 😂