#& then im gonna get woken up at 8. & then i have to be up at 6 tmrrow. & then i have a shakespeare trip next weekend. & then next month is

[skrunksthatwunk]

so im fostering my friend's turtle now. yippee :)

[rubyneo]

gonna fucking kill myself lmao

[derrypubliclibrary]

emetophobia👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

[barbiiecams]

daddy’s girl

dad!drew starkey x mom!reader, kinda trash but obviously i had too cus im in love with the video of drew and his niece oh my gosh <33

it was a peaceful morning. the sun was shining, the weather was warm, and it was a perfect day for a family date.

looking at the clock, you saw it was 8 am. you were a little surprised aaliyah hadn’t woken up yet, but she just started sleeping through the night. and you definitely weren’t complaining at all.

you sat up in bed while drew was still knocked out. he was still on go all night just in case she started crying in the middle of the night, so he was reasonably tired.

letting him sleep for a little bit, you got up to check on your baby. you made sure to keep your steps quiet, just so you didn’t wake drew up or potentially wake aaliyah up either.

opening the door to her nursery, a wide awake baby looked at you as you walked in.

you smiled at the position of her on her back, holding her feet. “is that my liyah girl up?”

she flashed you her infamous gummy smile. she loved to smile at anyone and everyone, and you just always had to thank god for your happy baby.

she kicked her legs around, more than excited to see her mommy in the morning again. picking her up from her crib, you smothered her in kisses. “my pretty girl, we’re gonna have such a fun day!”

you played with her a little more in your arms before you decided it was time to get yourselves ready for the day. walking into the bathroom, you brushed your teeth while you made sure she had one of her teething rings.

the wailing wasn’t happening now, but it would definitely happen later. better safe than sorry.

she was so calm and bubbly as you did your morning routine, it was perfect. she was really the definition of a “trick baby”.

you were almost done when drew walked in, clearly just woke up from bed not even a minute ago.

“good morning sleepyhead.” you grinned at him through the mirror.

he rubbed his eyes “g’morning,”

hugging you from behind, he gave you a kiss on the cheek then your lip. he reached over to aaliyah to rub her head comfortingly.

“this big girl slept throughout the whole night huh? didn’t she?” he started cooing at her, but that eventually turned into all of his attention. if there was someone that could “steal” your man, it’d be no one except his other princess.

he tickled her a little bit which made her start giggling, then gave her her morning kisses. a sight that would never get old to you.

“best sleep of my life,” you said while styling your hair, and it made him laugh.

“and you deserve it,” he said while wrapping an arm around your waist. “carried her for so long, s’the least i can do baby.”

you smiled at his words, “well she’s sleeping finally, so that means we can both start too.”

“and the stuff we used to be able to do almost every night,” he says into your ear, mainly so that liyah won’t hear.

giggling at his words and shaking your head, you finished with your hair. “it’s too early for you. this is the reason why she’s here in the first place.”

while cleaning your space up, he carries aaliyah off the counter. “you know i want another one.”

“me too,” you respond. “when she’s 2!”

he just smiles at this. he definitely doesn’t have a problem with that, but it just made him laugh that you were so adamant about the specific age. “you wanna be pregnant and dealing with terrible twos?

“you wanna deal with a baby and terrible twos?”

he throws his head back and laughs while bouncing aaliyah. “i’ll go get her ready, take your time baby.”

before walking out the bathroom he gives you a final kiss on the cheek. it feels nice being able to just have a morning to yourself after becoming a mom, but you always still cherished the mornings with liyah.

picking out your outfit, you settled on this for the fact that it was comfy enough to take aaliyah around the city as you planned.

when you were completely done getting yourself ready, you went to check on what your husband and baby were up to since it didn’t take you very long to get ready.

walking into her nursery once again, you saw a completely dressed and ready to go aaliyah.

“woww, that was quick. i’m impressed.” you praise drew.

he throws you a wink, “super dad.”

you giggle at his words while he hands her to you so he can get himself ready. the both of you were probably thinking about doing a brunch, so you packed liyah’s bag so you guys could leave as soon as he finished.

as drew walked out, liyah wasn’t having it. she started to get fussy and start whining when he was completely out of eyesight.

because of this, you paused packing some of her things. instead, you bounced her and patted her back, “ohh i know sweat pea, daddy’s just leaving the baby huh?”

although it could be a handful, you loved to see the bond she had with drew. she could be crying all night one second, but completely fine the next if she sees him right next to her.

calming down only a little, you were able to continue packing her bag. after 20 minutes of trying to keep her occupied, drew finally was done.

he takes the bag from you, “where we headed first, mama?”

“well i know she’s gonna get hungry soon and i definitely am, so let’s stop at our spot for brunch.”

before he can make another move, liyah reaches out for him and he takes her, “it’s clear who the favorite is.”

he smirks at you and all you can do was roll your eyes. it was the truth whether you liked it or not. “whatever. let’s go.”

laughing at your sentence, he puts his hand on the small of your back as you guys walk out of the room and out of the house, him also locking the door behind you too.

it’s the way he was able to multitask and do so much, while looking soo sexy, with a baby in his arm. it did really make you wanna give him another one earlier.

you made your way to the car and so did he, putting liyah in her car seat before entering the drivers seat. you guys headed down to the cafe that you and drew considered “your spot”, and you guys both planned to have your kids practically grow up with this cafe. it’s where you and drew both met for the first time, and all the memories you’ve made so far have been beautiful. you definitely weren’t going to stop making those memories anytime soon either.

—

arriving at the cafe, he grabs the baby bag and your purse while you put aaliyah in her carrier that was connected to you. eventually you would start putting her in the high chairs that the restaurants provided, but currently she was still in the phase where she needed to touch either mommy or daddy in public.

fastening the carrier, you and drew both walked in and saw familiar faces behind the counters.

“ah look! it’s my favorite person and her parents!” the owner jokes.

this makes you giggle and drew roll his eyes, “good morning to you too.”

you both find a spot and order your usuals. days like these you always appreciated. being surrounded by the people that make you happy and surrounded by peace.

drew started chatting with the owner while you chatted with his wife who also worked there. their daughter who was around your age had just had a baby herself, so there was already enough to go and chat over.

everything was going well, until of course you guys heard the whining. it was surely feeding time.

they watched you with smiles as you positioned her off your chest, but cradling her as drew handed you a bottle. as soon as you put it to her lips, she was completely calm again.

“that is really your twin, y/n!” the woman says.

“you think so?” you really only said this to hear her say it again, knowing how much she looked like you. you didn’t just cook her up for 9 months and pop her out for her not to look like you.

“most definitely,” she smiles.

“she may look like me, but that’s her true favorite right there.” you pointed at drew.

“really?” the owner asks.

“oh for sure,” drew says as he just admires the both of you. “i always tell her, mommy’s twin but daddy’s girl.”

he makes your eyes roll for what seems like the 50th time this morning, but he just laughs and kisses your cheek.

“when you have a son, he’ll most likely be a mamas boy.” the owner affirms.

“well, i guess we’re just gonna have to test that theory out.” drew says as he wraps an arm around you.

and that was just your main goal in life, to expand your growing family even more with him.

[dearggntlereader]

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part 2?

[redstonedust]

wait im confused what is this kerilson lore you mentioned im apprently missing out on? Who/what is kerilson??

ok i'm gonna recap literally everything i can remember about kerilson because i'm not sure how much context you have. SO. INCOMING INFODUMP:

if you've been following the rest of hermitcraft season 9 you'd know that the majority of the active hermits went through the rift and got trapped on empires smp for a month. one of the only hermits left behind was xb, and he handled this... interestingly (badly)

so after showing footage of the hermits going through the rift via a security camera he apparently has set up in grians base, and then trying to claim the entire shopping district as his property (off to a good start) he opens his next episode proudly declaring that he's actually NOT alone, he has a friend, and that friend knows how to open the rift again!

enter kerilson:

i should clarify that kerilson is, first and foremost, a reference to the movie castaway. like. in that movie the protagonist is stuck on an island with nobody to talk to but a volleyball he's named wilson. so theres already precedent for kerilson being just xb going kind of stir crazy without his friends (especially keralis).

so according to xb, kerilson demands a diamond throne (which also includes concrete slabs, the first sign that something weird is going on) and then they reopen the rift. except the rift sends xb to previous hermitcraft seasons instead of empires, where kerilson is distracted by wanting to look at past keralis builds instead of helping xb find his friends. eventually xb DOES end up on empires, but its season 1, and he's completely alone.

he wanders through the server, finds the ocean, spends several days at sea, gets picked up by a flying kerilson themed boat, the scenery warps back into his base, he gets back into bed, and then is woken up by beef, who seems disturbed by the fact xb is even IN bed. bc, y'know, hermitcraft, sleep should be instant.

he concludes the whole thing was a dream, tho that doesnt explain how he's able to accurately dream of empires s1, but gem's empires lore establishes sleep based world hopping so...... put a pin in that.

anyways two episodes later kerilson can be spotted watching xb in the background of his base, but isnt acknoweldged. xb continues to be Totally Normal about his missing friends by building a giant keralis statue, except every time he looks back at it its head is replaced with kerilsons head. so he blows it up.

several months pass with v few kerilson hints, until xb starts teasing a makeship plushie of him and kerilson. in this weirdest way possible. ie. while building his base he mentions he's started hearing noises, and a low joepacity kerilson flashes on screen with scrambled keralis dialog in the background. (side note: xb heard similarly scrambled keralis dialog when keralis was coming back through the rift. unclear if this is related.)

aaand bringing it to now, xb gets a book inviting him to a TCG match, which turns out to be against kerilson. who is apparently real and able to hold TCG matches. except during the animation of the match kerilson never moves and keralis is shown to be helping him behind the scenes, implying kerilson was just an armor stand all along-- except for, you know, the whole established dream demon aspect.

and now he's a marketable plushie! :D

so yeah TLDR: he's an armor stand who has been simultaniously implied to be a figment of xb's imagination, a regular armor stand xb thinks is alive, a regular armor stand controlled by keralis, some kind of fragment of keralis, and an independent, dream controlling being. and also keralis has little to no involvement in any of these episodes.

and as a fun side note, this isnt the first time we've seen some kind of logic defying facsimile of keralis appear in somebody elses episode. when tango went to space to try and stop the moon crashing in season 8, he ran into keralis, who stated he'd been there for months, even tho this is not true in keralis' episodes.

both of these are also scenarios where the enviroment is implied to not be real (a dream / a simulation) and the keralis-a-like appears to help them as they try to leave the server. coincidence? absolutely. but i love to make lore out of nothing!

[sturns4thisbitch]

“next door neighbor”

-matt sturniolo pt.2

warnings: nothing just a bit of fluff, strangers/friends to lovers, hockey!matt/sweetheart!matt smut soon!!

that night

i’ve been getting ready for an hour, sure matt knows what i look like without makeup and not dressed up, hell he showed up at my doorstep and saw me when i had just woken up. so i know there’s really no point in putting this much effort in to look good, just to eat dinner, but matt’s never seen me dressed up, since all i ever wear to school is sweats, and i wanna look good tonight.

an hour later

i’m putting on my outfit and my shoes now, i just put on my jewelry and now i’m heading out. i knock on his door and he opens it..and holy fuck his outfit?? he looks so fucking good i could actually..

“hello? y/n? are you listening?”

i snap out of my trance

“yeah yeah ofc i am”

“mhm? then what did i say”

“uhm..idk matt i was distracted”

“by what?” he asked teasingly

i looked down, his voice had me thinking some things

“nothing, forget about it” i smiled as i walked past him, he grabbed my arm softly

“no, no tell me what distracted you sweetheart.” he said looking down at me

SWEETHEART?? DOES HE WANT ME TO FAINT??

“it’s really nothing, i promise” i smiled reassuring him

“okay, whatever you say, but come, sit down” he leaded me to the dining room table, which was covered in plates of delicious looking food.

“wow your mom can really cook” i giggle

“yeah she’s amazing”

i smile and look over at him

“your smile is really pretty, yk that?”

i blushed hard.

“really?” i smiled

“yeah, of course”

“thank you!” i replied giggly

his brothers came downstairs and his parents sat down next to us

the next day

i woke up to a knock on my door, i groaned, exhausted from the amazing night before, i ended up staying there a lot longer than planned and we played games until 2am, but eventually matt walked me home and i fell asleep. but now i’m being woken up, i yawned and stretched, quickly putting on a bra and shorts as i answered the door, half asleep.

“hm?” i asked as i opened the door

there was matt, again, AND I WAS IN A BRA.

“uh..” he mumbled

i looked down and realized my state and quickly slammed the door

“SORRY!” i ran upstairs and threw on a r shirt and sweats, brushing my hair, and running back downstairs, opening the door.

“needed a moment, huh?” he chuckled

“yeah..sorry i was half asleep”

“mhm i could tell..”

“so what are you here for?”

“i was wondering if you wanted to hangout today? i mean we don’t have school and i don’t have plans, but i totally understand if you do, you probably do i’m sorry-“

“no, no i don’t have plans! uhm yeah we can hangout!”

he smiled, his smile is so cute omg.

“yeah? so what do you wanna do?”

“if you want you can come inside, i actually need help with something”

i let him inside and i shut the door behind us, walking him upstairs into my room

“so basically, i need to go through my clothes and idk what to keep”

“you want me to help?”

“yeah of course, i love your style”

he smiled and blushed a little

“yeah of course, i’d love to help”

“okay i’m gonna try on random shit and you tell me keep or sell, okay?”

“sounds easy enough”

i tried on the first outfits and everything he loved

“yk you’re gonna have to pick sell to something?”

“yeah but everything just fits you so well”

i blushed, hard.

“i- not like that” he covered his face in embarrassment

“i’m so sorry, i wasn’t trying to be weird”

“no, i know” i smiled walking towards him

authors note

CLIFF HANGERRRR IM SORRYY I JUST HAD TOOO BUT YALL LMK HOW IT IS SO FAR IN THE COMMENTS PLEASEE💋💋

[luvrrgirl444]

chapter 17: princess diana and her horse

IRL, TWITTER!

“hello everyone.” a sleepy, deep british voice said to the camera. it was eren. his hair was messy and his eyes were sleepy - it was obvious that he had just woken up.

“usually i’m behind the camera, so this is very weird for me.” eren nervously said to the device, while trying to tame his messy hair.

“it’s currently-” he checked his phone, “-8:30 in the morning, and my flight to new york is at 11.”

“i was supposed to be going to new york tomorrow, with ymir and the others, but i decided to make a few changes so that i could surprise y/n.” he sleepily smiled.

“she thinks that we’re meeting tomorrow night, after our show, but i’m going to be suprising her today, with the help of her friends. so thank you, connie, jean and sasha.”

“alright, i’m gonna go get dressed and i’ll see you when i’m at the airport.”

“i’ve seen y/n do this, so i’ll try. goodbye.” he finished, before placing his hand onto the camera and making it go black.

🫧

the next clip was of the airport. he filmed the interior, as well as himself for a few seconds.

it then jumped to him sitting in the airplane window seat, before he turned the camera to record the sky.

🫧

the new few clips were of the new york airport.

“so, i’m now in new york and it’s 1 in the afternoon.” eren told the camera, with a small smile on his face. the smile then disappeared.

“i’m currently waiting for these two bastards to pick me up. they told me that they’d be here when i arrived, but i’m here and they’re not. fucking liars.”

a few minutes passed, before a car stopped in front of him and a horn was blown. he flipped the camera as the passenger window slowly opened.

“YOOOOO ITS FUCKING PRINCESS DIANA” connie shouted with a look of fake disbelief.

both eren and jean rolled their eyes.

🫧

in the next clip, the trio were now at target.

“wassup!” connie told the camera.

“we’re in target right now, because lover boy over there-” he flipped the camera and zoomed into eren’s face. “-wants to get shit for his girl.”

“we already got her favorite snacks n shit, now he’s getting flowers.”

jean threw a bag of chips into the cart before pushing it towards the flowers, where eren was.

“there’s princess diana and her horse” connie said, while following jean. making me deviously giggle.

jean turned his head and raised his eyebrow. “the fuck are you giggling at?”

“nothing, nothing.”

“which ones should i get?” eren asked, with a bouquet of red roses in one hand and a bouquet of pink in the other.

“i know pink’s her favorite color, but red roses are more romantic.”

“bro, no matter what color you pick, she’s still gonna be all over you.” jean said.

connie nodded, “horsie’s right.”

eren chuckled and put both bouquets in the cart.

“that works too.”

🫧

“you guys might be wondering, ‘how is he gonna sneak in while y/n’s home?’. well, to answer your question, she’s not home. she’s out with sasha.”

“and they’re coming home in about 40 minutes, so we’re gonna go set everything up in her room right now.”

🫧

“everything’s all set up now, and i forgot to show the special gift that i got her.” eren held up a small velvet box.

“don’t be fooled, i’m not proposing. yet. but, i got her a necklace with my birthstone in it.” he pulled out a necklace that was hidden under his shirt, with a stone on it.

“i have a matching one with her birthstone on it.”

“im honestly very nervous. i hope she likes it.”

🫧

- SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT BUT EREN’S FINALLY IN NYC

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[justablah56]

*looking back at you with my big autism eyes* You should tell me about rwd. After your sleep. Eepy time, Aether

HIHIHIHIHIU OK YAY OK . ok . im all sleeped up and I'm going to be so insane at you ok . gonna put it under a read more though because . I'm about to be so insane .

SO ! rolling with difficulty , as you can probably tell from the title , is a dnd podcast . mechanics wise , it's on like . the complete opposite side of the spectrum from dndads lmao- they're still very story driven , but they're a lot more crunchy , very following the rules as written but like finding loopholes in them because for funsies . they do little 20 minute bonuses each time the crew levels up so you know exactly what each character is getting and all their new stuff , I actually really like those . the episodes are 3-5 hours long , but each season is only like 10 episodes . and it's not split up into each season is a campaign and it gets very confusing sometimes sbnxjsnxnd like the first campaign (the one I'm autism about) is the first 5 seasons , and they only just finished season 1 od their second campaign . anyways ! most of this stuff is why idk how many dndads listeners will be willing to listen to this but that's ok 👍

NOW !!! as for what its actually about !!! (at least campaign one I'm probably not gonna talk a lot about campaign two) it's about a crew of four silly guys on a space plane ship ! it uses the planescape dnd setting , basically like all the planes of existence in dnd canon exist on different planes that can be traveled between through portals or like the plane shift spell , or , in the cast of our beloved crew , you have a spell jammer , which is a ship that can cast plane shift and you can sail between planes and it's very cool . anyways , the crew consists of kyana - a human monk , finbar - a firbolg (giant kin fae thing) druid/ranger multi-class , VR-LA (pronounced veer-la) - a mechanite/warforged (robot) wizard , and Dani - a fire genasi artificer . the four of them basically live on their ship , the Per Aspera , which is owned by Dani's "Uncle" Otto , who sends them on little jobs and stuff and he's also kind of an asshole but I like him . they also take jobs from other people sometimes and then they forget to go back to Otto who gets pissed at them about it and it's silly . anyways . usually though , the seasons focus on an adventure relevant to one of the characters with other little jobs filling their spare time .

gonna very briefly talk about kyana and finbar just so you know those two before I go on a ridiculous rant about VR LA and Dani ok . so Finbar is just a middle aged firbolg (everyone else is like 20 except VR LA who's only been awake for a year ish) , hes a part of a chef's guild and makes it his responsibility to make sure these idiots don't get themselves killed either by y'know monsters , or just being stupid and forgetting to eat . and he's like 8 feet tall . he's a big guy . Kyana is just a little guy who ran away from her (evil) monk monastery and got found by the crew just . swimming . in the astral sea . which is the void between planes that spell jammers can sail on . insane . anyways . she has no idea what's going on because she's never been anywhere and she is precious and loves the world and loves these people who are nothing like how she was raised and isn't that wonderful ? I love her . and she's like 5'0 . shes literally a little guy <3

now I'm just gonna talk about VR LA bcs he's my little guy and I am spinning him around at record speeds inside my brain <3 his whole thing is basically that his previous crew on the per aspera got Got by a crew of space pirates , and he was the only one left . but then smthin happened and he lost all his memories and couldn't keep the ship like . flying . and eventually he shut down on that ship and was woken up by Dani , who had found the ship and made fixing it up her personal pet project bcs she's a little mechanic who saw a flying wreck and said I can fix her . and she did . and then she also saw the shut down robot on the ship and said I can fix him . and she did . this is how the ship belongs to Otto instead of VR LA , bcs he's like ohhhh Dani fixed it up and she's my employee and you don't even remember anything . anyways . Dani and VR LA are literally siblings to me . icy they're so important to me . the high int low wis siblings . that post I made a bit ago about how dndads doesn't have any characters who are like . little autistic brainiac smartasses . that's these two . both of them . and that is probably most of the reason why I'm so attached to them rn . like I need you to know that I did not recently listen to this podcast . I listened to this pretty soon after catching up on dndads two ish years ago and have just been like . passively into it this whole time . and now I'm like ok no I'm into this for real now . whoopsies . time to relisten and be autistic about this . and that's what ive been doing . anyways . back to the actual show <3

so Dani !!! she was found off the streets by Otto , who owns a little dnd fantasy mechanics shop , and he taught her how to be an artificer . shes incredibly smart , both like . street smarts . and literally anything mechanical . this comes with her being the biggest smartass known to man <3 she's very blunt but also very bad at expressing anything and is the least perceptive person ever (she has a passive perception of 9) she's a bitch and I love her so much <3 she's very snappy and abrasive and aggressive but also the ship is the single most important thing to her and it's not the ship without her crew and that is all she cares about <3 she doesn't give a shit about anything except for the ship she singlehandedly put back together and the people who live in it with her , and she would do anything for them . man . I love her icy .

now I'm gonna talk more about VR LA again bcs I'm not done with him <3 he's so abxnwjncjqnxjqmdn icy I love him . he just like me fr fr . he's also very smart , but he has . zero street smarts . ask him about anything and he probably knows something about it but ask him to talk to a person and he cannot . he does not know this . he continues trying to talk to people and like . persuade people and shit but he's so bad at it . icy he's so fucking bad at it . I love him so much . anyways , the other people on the per aspera are literally the only people he has and the only thing that could come close to them in terms of importance is his old crew , and yet he still picks Kyana and Finbar and Dani over them . man . icy this is a whole thing that I am very extremely ABJDJSNCHSBXHJA about . VR LA is a guy who has no memory of his old life but he knows it happened and he knows he used to have a crew of people he cared about but he can't even remember their names . (at the start) there aren't a lot of things that vr la actually cares about . he's very passive and like I'm staying with this ship because it's all I have even if it's not even legally mine anymore , and I'm staying with Dani because she's the only person I've ever really known . icy they're so siblings to me . ohuufhfggg . however !!! the one other thing he really *wants* is to know about his old life . he wants to know who was important to him before and he wants to know if they're okay even if he doesn't know them . it makes me ill . but he has his crew , and while those people might have been important to the old VR LA , Kyana and Finbar and Dani are important to *now* VR LA . so if it happens that along the way he can find out who he was , hed do anything to find them . but he has his people , and their safety and happiness is the single most important thing to him . if he will not lose a second crew . if hed have to hurt his current crew to find his first , then he's not going to find them . man . icy I could go on about this alone for hours . but I will not . anyways . silly little robot <3 I am so completely normal about him <3

also there's another silly robot named Maxim who you meet in s1 ep7 and I think him and VR LA should kiss . I'm not going to talk a ton about them beyond that but uhhh yeah . extremely repressed adhd sorcerer robot x extremely blunt autism wizard robot <3 Maxim hermit who is extremely emotionally intelligent but is very purposefully stomping out all the emotions because this is a purely professional relationship and we are here to professionally exchange mutually beneficial information and nothing else . VR LA adventurer who has never heard of romantic interest in his year of remembering being alive and just knows that he greatly enjoys Maxims company and he will tell him so despite having only just recently reconnected with him. and their compliments to each other are purely out of professional admiration . anyways .

and there you go ! and I didn't even really spoil anything past like the first few episodes <3 as you can see I am extremely normal about this podcast and it's characters <3 I went on for a lot longer than I thought I was going to but hey that's what happens when new hyperfixation <3

[walnutcookie]

Can you give me your Linzer lore I'm now very interested in what it is

IVE PUT THIS OFF FOR SO LONG..... Im gonna be honest my linzer lore is a LOOT to explain so i think that the best way to explain it would be to just give a shorter summary X]

(rbs ok!) SO. this all began from the way that linzer just gets like a prophetic dream in the middle of the holiday express event and it NEVER GETS EXPLAINED?? so i gave it an explanation! though it is more fun than just linzer getting simple visions of the future <3

SO. for those who dont know linzer shes a famous author who is most known for her detective novel series with a character named miss waffle :]c

while i DO think linzer still writes creative stories the miss waffle series is practically a diary where she retells her own experiences being miss waffle!!! Her consciousness is linked between two different alternate universes which i have dubbed universe A and universe B (Averse and Bverse for short) :] how it works is linzer falls asleep in Averse, then wakes up in Bverse as miss waffle, and vice versa. the timelines are in sync of course though the events dont happen at the same time as shes experiencing it - she only switches when she loses consciousness, so if shes asleep for lets say 8 hours in Averse time, she will still wake up 8 hours later, even if she was awake for 19 hours in Bverse. therefore, it could be monday when she falls asleep in one universe and then she wakes up on a friday in the other universe !!! (i hope this makes sense, im not sure how else to explain it but it makes sense in my head FHDSJFKD)

(upside down lady is my interpretation of "miss waffle" :33)

Universe A is of course my headcanon universe though universe B is actually twizzly gummy's universe :]c everything there is Majorly Fucked Up so somehow even though all of the miss waffle books are real stories people often call them dramaticized HFSKJHJDS

SO. The timelines are hardly ever in sync, and even when they are, its INCREDIBLY rare for the same events to occur, especially in places where linzer would be affected by them. when she got the "vision" of the train she had actually woken up from Bverse shenanigans and realized that the situation was nearly identical to the one she was in now ,,, so she was able to predict what would happen next hehe

i will make another post talking abt like my hcs for how this changes her personality n morals and relationships and such and of course im always open to talking abt the other Universe B characters (i do have quite a few ideas) but im going to stop typing before i burn myself out writing HFKJDSHJSKFHS asks with questions/comments are very appreciated and TYSM FOR THIS ONE ANON /GEN !!!! :3333

[skrunksthatwunk]

im finally going to replay y0...

[bedpissercastiel]

nap did not power sooooo tiredsleepy still btw

taking a glasses-on power nap before work wake me up in 40 minutes 👍

[minhosimthings]

Skz hyung line as quotes I found on Pinterest!

Warnings : FLUFFY FLUFF, mentions of abuse in Chan's

A/N : I'm kinda on Writer's block right now, so this is to make up for lost time. I am not gonna do a maknae version though so sorry about that! This is the Skz version of the Enha thing I did a few days ago.

Bang Chan - You deserve to be loved without hiding the parts of yourself which you think are unlovable.

It was one of those days again. The days where everything was wilting and the leaves were sad. The days when everything smelled off rain and everyone reeked of guilt. You didn't have these days often but for some reason your guardian angel decided to put one on you today. You had woken up in an empty bed because your husband Chan had gone to work early. The days where you needed your comfort pillow the most was the day he wasn't there. You looked in the bathroom mirror, and stared at all the bumps on your face and all the dark marks which trailed your arms. The dark marks weren't your fault of course. It had been your abusive ex's but you still blamed yourself for not being able to leave him earlier. You blamed yourself for everything today, even the horrible weather. Evening came very quickly for you and you were waiting for Chan to come back home. You looked at yourself in your phone's camera again and you looked like shit. You simply couldn't look like this for Chan to come back home to. You sprinted upstairs to the bathroom where you found your makeup and started rubbing skincare all over your face. You didn't even take note of what thing you were using and you accidentally used Chan's facewash, which you were deathly allergic to. Chan came home that day to a hot plate of food on the table and a passed out you on the bathroom floor. When you had woken up, several hours later in the emergency room, he wasted no time in getting up and peppering kisses all over your face. You realised that you probably didn't have makeup on right now and you tried to hide your face from Chan. "Baby what are you doing? Why did you use my facewash, you know you're allergic to that thing." A dam of tears welled up in your ears and you couldn't fight them back anymore when you saw Chan's soft eyes and the dam broke as you cried out "I-Im sorry Channie! I was tr-trying to just look like an actual human being and not an ugly monster when you came home and I acc- accidentally used your facewash. I'm so sorry I know I probably look like shit right now." Chan's heart broke at hearing your sweet voice so panicked and crying. He took your face in his hands gently and said "Jagi. You know you don't have to do that for me right? You are picture perfect for me. Please don't harm yourself. You deserve to be loved, without hiding the parts of yourself which you think are unlovable." He pulled you into a tight hug and you refused to let go, seeping into soft dreams filled with him and just him.

Lee Minho - Everyone else are merely words, but you? You are poetry.

Deciding to talk to Minho was one of the best decisions that your twenty year old self had ever decided to take. There he was, a cat cafe owner next to your art store. You guys mostly talked about your shops in the beginning, but as time moved, you progressed on to the words of death, life, philosophy and cats. You adored his cats that he had and he was basically a dad to your own Scottish fold cat. You would bring him tiny canvases from time to time and he would make you the best boba tea you had ever had in your life. Asking him out on a date wasn't hard but it wasn't easy either. Your nervous ass was basically already dead by the time you sneaked in a 'Wanna go on a date with me?' written in tiny handwriting on the newest canvas you gave him, which was decorated with the painting of the cover of his favourite book. He sneaked you a 'Cecily's Diner. Tomorrow. 8 pm. I'll pick you up.' on the bill of your daily cup of boba and you celebrated by shouting into your pillow. You still laugh at that memory now, thinking about how you went from being so shy with Minho, to basically laying on top of him every night even though he told you to get off but you know he secretly enjoyed it. Your life did take a 'Crazy rich Asians' turn though when Minho' parents invited both of you for a party. A very rich party. Turns out Minho's parents owned a very important buisness in South Korea and he was basically an heir but he chose to open a cafe. He shrugged when you asked him what to wear for such an important party and said "Whatever you want kitten. Plus I'll rip it off of you after the party anyways." You threw a pillow at him. At the party, you felt very left out in your emerald green off shoulder dress in the sea of people wearing all kinds of luxury brands. Minho's parents were very nice to you and warmly accepted you into their family but looking at all the other girls there just made you insecure. Minho noticed it from time to time and finally at the point when you were about to crack, he excused himself from the party, took your hand and went straight out to car and drove you to your favourite park. You were on the verge of having a panic attack and seeing all the people at the park sort of calmed you down. "Kitten, you're ok right?" Minho knelt down in front of you and gently brushed your hair out of your face. "Minho, why did you bring me to that party? I could legit sense all the people there judging me with their fancy ass carats." Minho softly smiled at you and gently took your hand in his. "You know one thing that makes you so beautiful? Everyone here and at the party and everyone in the world are just words. But you? You are poetry." Your heart lifted up gently as he said that. You layed your head on the top of his shoulder and squeezed his hand. "To be fair, Jisung is also poetry." "And you ruined the moment Min." His and your laughter harmonized with one another to create a beautiful melody which echoed throughout the miracles of the night.

Changbin - No human being has ever stood so close to my soul as you have.

If someone ever said, soulmates weren't real, you would probably shove the thousands of couple photos you had with Changbin in their face (and he would probably try to hold you back). The concept of soulmates was probably proved true to you when you had met Changbin at a charity event you were catering at. You were supposed to be the boss of the catering event, but you always liked to help out instead of order around, so you had picked up some drinks and gone around giving them to the people dressed in expensive suits. This was an event to raise money for the wellfare of poor children living in Israel and you hadn't expected so many people, when the host of the event asked you to cater. Nevertheless being your father's headstrong and stubborn daughter, you picked up the order pretty quickly and the people seemed to enjoy the food very much. Walking through the crowd you accidentally bumped into a stout man, dressed in Ferragamo, who was eating one of your cupcakes. You profusely apologized to him as he looked on, mesmerized by your voice and your face. Later on the man, Changbin, asked you out and you, after some thinking said yes. Now, he was your boyfriend/almost fiance who you had been living with for god knows how much time. Changbin was the definition of "I love my girlfriend more than I love myself." Boba dates, a trip to Hawaii, buying Lord of the Rings merch, whatever you wanted his rich ass got it for you. Both of you were cuddle bugs so you were basically made for each other. One day you were casually watching a movie together on the bed whilst you layed you head on his chest. You really couldn't stay up watching movies especially when you were in Changbin's warm embrace. So you fell asleep right as the climax of the movie came on. Changbin was so excited and he was about to say something to you when he looked down and noticed that you were softly snoring. He admired you for sometime, looking at how your hair perfectly shaped your face and how your eyebrows gently decorated your closed eyes. Changbin was never much of a poet but at that moment, when he thought you were fast asleep, he whispered in your ear "No human being has ever stood so close to my soul as you have bunny." And he promised himself that he was going to get you the most expensive ring in the world tomorrow.

Hyunjin - If you were to die, I would envy even the earth that wraps your body.

Hyunjin was a drama queen. Actually no. A drama empress. And he was petty. And that was one of the things you adored about him. Arguments with him were sort of funny in a way, whenever he would toss his hair behind him or hold his hands like one of those queen bee girls you'd see in movies. He wouldn't get jealous quickly either. Even if he did both of you would laugh it off like it was nothing. But today was different. You had a reunion with some of your college batch and Hyunjin was excited to be there. He wanted to meet all the girls you used to hang out with and he wanted to know what you were like in college. But one problem was there. Your ex. Your toxic ex who still wanted you. You and Hyunjin were just standing there by the bar talking with your friend Yeji as you ex smoothly slided to you guys and proceeded to keep his dirty little hands on one of your shoulders. "Y/N! It's good to see you! I see you're with a new man now eh? Gotten over me then?." You were clearly uncomfortable and Hyunjin's brain just saw red. He couldn't keep it in anymore when your ex tried to grab your waist as with all his might, he punched your ex straight in the face. People stared and people clapped but you were just there looking up at your boyfriend and wanting to marry him right then and there. On the car ride back home, you said to him "Was that punch because you were jealous or because you noticed I was uncomfortable?" Hyunjin threw his classic ferret smile at you and answered "Maybe it was both. But mainly because of the second one." "You don't really feel jealousy do you Jinnie?" Hyunjin thought for a while and said "I do but I don't show it. If you ever asked Han that question he would probably pull out a presentation on why I'm the most jealous person on this earth. But seriously though, if you were to ever to die, I would be jealous even of the earth that wraps your body." You were slightly stunned at that. "Didn't know my artist was also a secret poet." He threw you a cocky grin and asked "Are you trash? Cause I wanna take you out." "Nope I take it back."

[number1mingyustan]

Bittersweet (Chapter 4— Getting Closer) ||k.mgyu + j.ww

Genre: neighbors to lovers, strangers to lovers, angst, smut

Warnings: cursing, mentions of sex, this chapter is actually really tame and extremely cute, this is more of a filler chapter, not proofread

Summary: The past has a funny way of making it back to the present

Word Count: 2.9k

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Saturday morning rolls around and you are beyond relieved. You don’t have to worry about any more awkward encounters with girls… or guys for that matter.

Your mom works all day Saturdays, so you’re often left to fend for yourself. It’s nice, having the whole house to yourself for the day, at least sometimes. Other times it can be lonely, especially hen she works a lot during the week.

Work is actually how your mom and Mingyu’s mother met. They quickly realized they had a lot in common, single moms working at a hospital with young kids and happened to be next door neighbors.

It was too perfect.

You climb out of bed, eyeing the clock on your nightstand that reads 12:02. Your mom has already gone to work, leaving you alone all day.

The sun shines brightly into your room. The rays of light illuminate through your curtains, causing you to wake up more. You decide to peak out the window, seeing what a beautiful day it is.

Oh hello.

The view outside isn’t the only beautiful sight that catches your attention. Mingyu is standing in his room shirtless. His hair is messy, curls hanging over his face. It’s clear he’s just woken up too.

He stretches his arms up, involuntarily flexing his muscles. Damn. He twists his back, cracking his neck and bones.

His head happens to turn in your direction as he does so and he makes direct eye contact with you. He flashes you a cocky smirk.

Busted.

He slips a t-shirt over his head before grabbing his phone and texting you.

‘hey stalker’

*im not stalking you*

‘there’s no shame in admitting it kid. you’re a little peeping tom’

*your ego is too big*

‘i finger you once and now you’re stalking me 😱 i love having this effect on women’

You drop your phone onto your bed out of pure shock. There's absolutely no way he just said that to you. Mingyu watches you through the window, clearly amused. He’s laughing at you, to which you respond with a glare.

*you’re disgusting*

‘yeah yeah whatever. is your mom home?’

*no. day shift*

‘mine too. i’m coming over.’

*what?*

delivered

Not even two minutes later your doorbell is being rung. You huff out, walking downstairs to open the door. Mingyu stands there with a goofy grin plastered on his face.

“So there’s a party next Friday,” he walks inside, slipping off his shoes. “I want you to come with me.”

“A party?” you question, closing the door behind him.

He nods. “Yeah, my teammate Seungchol is hosting.”

“I don’t-“ you start.

He cuts you off. “It’s at Seungchol’s house at 8. I'm gonna have an uber pick me up at 8, you're coming with. We can leave whatever time you want as long as it's not before 10. Oh yeah, and wear something hot, Wonwoo’s gonna be there and I’m gonna make you talk to him.”

“I don’t even know if I can go,” you say.

“You can,” he says as he starts to head upstairs.

“It’s like a whole week away,” you respond, trailing behind him. “Besides I don’t know what I would wear.”

“You know you don’t have anything better to do on a Friday night,” he smirks. “And that’s why I’m here, I’ll find you an outfit.”

“You?” you question.

“No offense, but when it comes to social stuff like this I don’t really have much faith in you,” He walks into your room. “Besides I’m a guy, I’m extremely useful in this department.”

He begins rummaging through your closet like it’s his own. There's a pile forming on your bedroom floor, skirts, jackets, and all kinds of clothing articles are being flung all over the place. He’s truly having a hard time finding something for you to wear. All your clothes are so boring.

“Y/n this is pathetic,” he sighs.

“What?” you question. “I like how I dress.”

“I mean yeah it’s not bad for like a regular school day, but you can’t wear any of this shit to the party, You’re gonna get bullied… more.”

You push him playfully. “Mingyu that was so mean.”

He snorts. “I’m sorry, I saw an opportunity and I had to take it.”

You push him again. "Rude," you mumble before sitting down on your bed.

“It’s really a shame,” he plops down on your bed next to you. “You’ve got a nice body too.”

“Thank you?”

“You’re welcome,” he smiles. “I think we should go shopping.”

“Like now?” you question.

“Yeah,” he sits up. “I’ll buy you an outfit to wear.”

“You’re really gonna do that for me?” you perk up.

“Yeah,” he smirks. “As long as I get to pick what you’re wearing.”

You hug him out of our excitement. His body is still, as he wasn’t expecting such a reaction out of you. He realizes he likes it, and melts right into your touch. His heart warms a little You’re excitedly chanting ‘thank yous’ to him, squeezing his body tightly.

“You’re welcome kid,” he chuckles.

"You know you have to clean this up though right?" you remind him.

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You should’ve never agreed to this. In hanging out with Mingyu lately, it seems to have slipped your mind just how much of a horny dude he is.

Every top he’s picked out for you to wear had like… no fabric. You were never really big on crop tops, but the clothes Mingyu suggested couldn't even be classified as crop tops. They weren't anything ugly, it simply wasn’t you.

“That one’s so hot though!” Mingyu groans.

“Yeah because my boobs are like spilling out of it! I’m not wearing this Mingyu,” you head back toward the curtain.

“You’re so difficult,” he pouts. “You have to trust me! You don’t own a single shirt that goes above your bellybutton, you shouldn’t be making any fashion decisions right now.”

You flip him off silently as you disappear behind the curtain. “You’re so sassy.”

“I heard that!” he calls.

You giggle to yourself. There’s one more shirt in the dressing room, a black corset top. You hold it up to your body, scoping out how it would look on. You put it on, continuing to admire yourself in the mirror.

Okay maybe Mingyu isn’t always wrong.

It’s not too revealing, it fits nice, you look good. It’s not something you would really wear, but it works. It suits you better than you thought you would.

You walk out of the dressing room and Mingyu’s gaze quickly falls onto you. “How about this one?” you ask.

A smile tugs at his lips, “Cute, I like it.”

Mingyu thinks you look pretty. He can tell you like the top too, you’re radiating more confidence than usual. It makes him happy, seeing you so comfortable and confident in yourself. Not to mention, he has great taste.

You’re acting more like your old self,when you two were younger. After you and Mingyu drifted, your self esteem went down and you isolated yourself. He wasn’t there to watch it happen, but he can see the changes over the years from when you two were close.

He likes being able to see this side of you.

“I like it too,” you admit.

He flashes you a smile. “I know, you just need some jeans to wear it with. Find something low waisted.”

“Low waisted? Mingyu you’re such a girl,” you giggle.

He scoffs. “Shut up.”

“What kind of guy knows that?” you continue giggling to yourself.

“I’ve just been with enough girls to know how you all talk,” he frowns. “Don’t tease me, I’m still paying for all of this.”

You send him a sweet smile and mouth the words ‘thank you’ to him before going back into the changing room. He mouths a ‘you’re welcome’ back.

You successfully find a pair of jeans not long after and Mingyu graciously purchases everything for you. After he pays for everything, you two head to the food court. You eat in silence, but it’s not awkward. It’s more of a comfortable quiet.

“Oh shit,” Mingyu mumbles with his mouth full of food.

“What?” you cock an eyebrow.

“Wonwoo just texted me about you,” Mingyu chews.

He what?

“You’re lying,” you reach for his phone across the table.

He jerks back, holding his phone close to his chest. “No I’m not! I’m being so serious.”

“Let me see,” you lean over the table.

He smacks your arms lightly, continuing to hold his phone close to his chest. “Let me finish reading it first!”

You huff out, sitting back down in your seat. Your heart is beating so fast. What did he say? Did you completely embarrass yourself with him yesterday? What if he thinks you’re annoying?

•your neighbor, the one from yesterday, is she a junior?•

‘yeah, why?’

•she’s cute•

“He thinks your cute,” Mingyu smirks.

Your eyes widen and brighten. There’s no way. You reach for his phone again, to which this time Mingyu hands to you. You snatch it out of his hands, reading through the messages.

He really wasn’t lying.

Mingyu hasn’t seen you this excited in a very long time. The last time he’s seen you this excited, it has to have been over something like going to the fair or playing a silly game with him.

Your eyes are so bright. You’re reading the messages on his phone and he swears he sees your eyes actually sparkle. You can’t sit still and you’re squealing like a little girl. Wonwoo’s right, you’re cute.

He reaches his hand out, taking back his phone. You push your food aside, leaning back over the table. “What are you gonna say to him?”

“Not telling you,” Mingyu smirks as he typed on his phone.

‘you want her number ??’

•nah i’d rather do it myself. besdies, i was just wondering•

‘ight’

•she doesn’t have a bf tho right? the hickies lowk threw me off •

‘nah those were from me, she’s not my girl tho. it was a one time thing, we decided we’re better as friends fr’

•was she any good ?•

‘😇🤐’

•you fucker•

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Mingyu places his phone done on the table with a sly smirk. You’re looking at him, eyes pleading for answers.

“What did he say?” you ask.

He chuckles. “I’ve never seen you act like this before. I got it covered, you don’t have to worry about anything.”

You trust Mingyu, however it’s going to eat you from the inside out if you don’t find out what Wonwoo is saying about you. ‘I got it covered’ isn’t nearly enough reassurance for you.

“But-“

“Nope,” he pats your head. “Just trust me on this one kid.”

You pout, leaning back into the chair.

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It’s almost 4 and you’re back at Mingyu’s house. You’re both lying on your backs, looking up at the ceiling as you rest on his bed.

You’re reminiscing about the past, relieving old memories that you two share. You’re both smiling and laughing as the memories come back to you.

Everything with him feels so… natural. Like you’ve picked up exactly where you left off. You don’t have any resentment toward him and your drift. You’ve always been understanding. People grow and people change, and that’s simply how is happened with you and Mingyu.

Besdies, he’s here now. He agreed to your proposition rather quickly, and to your surprise. With spring approaching and Mingyu already being a senior, you know there’s not much time before he’s off to University.

“I think my mom has some CDs of us somewhere downstairs,” he says.

“Really?” you perk up. “Can we watch them?”

Mingyu nods before climbing off the bed and heading downstairs. It takes a few minutes, but he returns with a CD pack. You sit up on his bed excitedly, sliding down so you're on the floor facing his tv with the bed against your back.

He inserts the CD, plopping down on the floor next to you. He grabs the remote hitting the 'play' button. The camera screen starts off black, eventually turning into pixels with faded colors. You recognize the setting almost immediately, it's your house. The date is in the corner of the screen 7.12.02. You can hear a voice from behind the camera, you know it’s Mingyu’s mom.

“Is it on?” she asks. She bangs the camera on her hand a few times before you hear your mother. The camera shakes more as your mom snatches it out of her hands.

“Yes it’s on!” Your mom shouts. “You’re gonna break it if you keep doing that.”

You can’t help the smile that’s tugging at your lips. You glance at Mingyu, seeing the genuine smile he has plastered on his face.

The camera is still at an angle, facing the ground. There's flower petals scattered across the ground. There's more movement before the camera pans up and finds focus. A five year old Mingyu is leaning against the wall eagerly. He's all dressed up in his little black suit. He purses his lips, eyes beaming with excitment.

"Are you excited?" Your mother asks from behind the camera. Mingyu shakes his head immediately. She lets out a small laugh from behind the camera.

Your mother suddenly gasps dramatically, swiftly turning the camera around. Mingyu's mom starts humming 'here comes to bride' and it hits the two of you at the same time.

"Oh my god," you and Mingyu sigh in unison.

There you are, walking along the trail of flowers with the absolute biggest frown on your face. You look less than happy to be here, holding another bouquet of fake flowers. You walk over to Mingyu, leaning next to him against the wall.

He's got the cutest little lovesick grin on his face as he stares at you. One you don't reciprocate.

"Hold her hand Mingyu," his mother tells him.

He reaches out to you nervously, and you bite him. He jerks his hand back and yelps. "Ouch!"

"Yah!" your mom scolds. "Hold his hand Y/n! Don't do that!"

You let out a 'hmph' and stomp your foot before holding his hand. "See, wasn't so hard now was it?"

You glare at the camera. "No momma! I don't wanna marry Migyu."

"Why not? He wants to marry you, right Gyu?" The camera shifts to him. He nods again with a goofy grin. She pans the camera back to you.

"Because I don't wanna!" you pout.

Poor Mingyu is on the verge of tears as you throw a mini tantrum over the idea of marrying him.

"But you love Mingyu right?" your mom asks.

You glance over at the teary-eyed boy and nod. "He's my best friend."

"If you love him, why can't you marry him?" she questions.

You don't say anything, simply staring the boy down. His lip is trembling as he holds back tears. You silently walk over to him, wrapping your arms around his larger frame.

"I'm sorry," you say to him.

Both of your moms 'aw' in unison from behind the camera. There's a sudden crinkling as Mingyu's mom holds out two ring pops.

"Give her the ring Mingyu," Ms.Kim says.

He grabs them excitedly, unwrapping them quickly. Like a true gentleman, he slides one onto your finger first before putting one onto his own.

"I now pronounce you husband and wife," your mother giggles.

You hug him again, squealing happily as you squeeze his body. You place a big kiss on his cheek, which causes Mingyu to turn a bright red. There's laughter from the adults before the video ends.

Mingyu looks over at you with a smirk. "Don't remember you being such a bitch,"

You fake a dramatic gasp. "Don't remember you being such a crybaby either."

He frowns at you, "I think anyone would cry if they're about to be left at the altar."

"Touché," you smile. "Just means you're totally in love with me

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

You've completely lost track of time. It's not until Ms.Kim comes home that you realize you've spent the entire day with Mingyu.

You're both laying on his bed again, snacking and talking. He's in the middle of telling you a funny story about one of his teammates when she walks in. She does a double take, realizing that it is actually you on Mingyu's bed and not some random girl.

"Y/n!" she embraces you in a tight hug.

You chuckle, hugging her back. "Hi momma Kim,"

"This is such a pleasant surprise! What are you doing here?" she asks enthusiastically.

You give a quick glance back at Mingyu. "Just keeping your son company since you and my mom were on day shift."

You stifle back a laugh as he side-eyes you. "I'm the one keeping her company."

"No!" you object. "You're the one who invited me over."

"You were the one stalking me all morning," He argues.

Ms.Kim watches you with a cheeky grin. "You guys never change.

You both shoot your heads in her direction skeptically. "It's been years since I've seen the two of you like this, neither of you have changed the slightest bit. I'm gonna invite your mother over and we'll order takeout!"

Neither of you have time to object before she's already out of the room and dialing your mom's number.

Less than an hour later, all four of you are seated in the living room, facing the tv and eating straight out of the takeout boxes. The adults sit on the couch and you and Mingyu are seated on the floor in front of them. It's a truly nostalgic scene.

However, you and Mingyu are too caught up in your own conversation, you remain oblivious to the nudges and giggles your parents share as they watch you. _______________________________________________

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[sketchy-rosewitch]

Helloo I have a request for reader x Vincent<3 can you do where y/n sleeps with a teddy at night (for comfort) but is insecure about it? Vincent wouldn't know yet, they sleep together but y/n only takes it out when he thinks Vin won't find out, until one night Vincent finally notices? (amab, he/him reader)

Comfort Teddy: Vincent x amab!reader

Warnings: Reader is embarrassed

A/N: I’m so sorry this took so long. I was really excited to write it though!

Masterlist

Your leg shakes uncontrollably in bed. The last few nights you’d tried so hard not to sleep with your stuffed bear. Especially since Vincent wanted to sleep upstairs with you this week. It was hard, though the bear was just under your bed, you needed it in your arms. It would help you sleep a little. But the thought of Vincent finding out seemed embarrassing. He wouldn’t make fun of you per se but you could feel him being judge mental.

Curse actions for speaking louder than words.

You peak under the bed and grab the bear. Your Teddy had been with you since you were a newborn, you were surprised it wasn’t completely destroyed, you’d pulled apart and broken half of your other toys as a kid. But Teddy was different, you made sure he was taken care of, clean and loved.

You face away from Vincent and hold onto the bear. Cuddling into his softness. Teddy helped your anxiety subdue and you fell asleep calmly.

-

Vincent got up at the crack of Dawn as he usually did. He’d decided he’d be on a schedule from now on so he could spend more time with you.

He stretched and got out of bed walking around it he noticed something on the ground. Upon closer inspection he found out it was a stuffed bear.

Vincent had never seen it before, but from your arm hanging off the bed close to it he could tell it was yours. Wasn’t anything wrong with a comfort item.

Vincent picked the teddy bear up and rolled you over. You groaned a bit, fluttering your eyes open and closed. He put the bear in your arms and made sure you weren’t going to drop them again.

He changed his clothes and gave you a kiss on the forehead before leaving to work.

-

You’d woken up hours later, around 10 am. You wipe your eyes and furrow your brows feeling your teddy bear in your arms. Usually you dropped him at night. You also didn’t roll around as much. Then for a brief second your boyfriend’s face flashed in your memory.

Ah shit.

Anxiety courses through you all day. You didn’t want to see Vincent. You didn’t want him looking at you, it was embarrassing. You’re a grown man who can’t sleep without a stuffed animal. He’d tell Bo and they’d both make fun of you. What were you gonna do?

Dinner was at 6, you ate by yourself and when you called Vincent up you ran up stairs to hide in your bedroom. Vincent didn’t think anything of it, thought you might’ve been busy. He’d be done around 8 and he could see you then.

8 o’clock came. You hadn’t been down from your shared bedroom. So Vincent made his way upstairs. He gave a small knock but came in without an answer from you.

You sat on your bed hiding your teddy bear behind you. You’d been contemplating getting rid of him or not.

“Heyyyy.”

Vincent scowls and looks you up and down. He shuts the door softly. “What’s up wit’ you?”

“NothING!”

Vincent walks over and quickly looks behind you, your grip is hard on your stuffed bear. He smiles teasingly.

“Teddy Bear’s cute.” He points, you look down and bring it forward, setting it on your lap.

“I was thinking about getting rid of him.” You say, your heart squeezes and tears well up.

“Why’s that?” Vincent and you loo Kat each other.

“It’s embarrassing that I still have it. I’m grown, I’ve been grown. Im sorry you had to see me with it.”

Vincent snorts. You look at him puzzled. “What?”

“It ain’t embarassin’. ‘specially if it brings you comfort. Don’t think like that.” Vincent cups your face. He kisses your forehead and leaves the room. You sit there confused and listen to the rustling and bangs of boxes being moved. Minutes after the boxes stop moving he comes back. Vincent holds a black bear in his large hands. It’s like a small puppy compared to him.

You let Vincent take your stuffy out of your hands and he sets the two next to each other on the bed. “Can both sleep with our comfort animals tonight.” He explains. You smile and hold out your arms. He hugs you gently.

“Thank you Vincent. It means a lot.”

[splatoon-edits]

What are your thoughts on the new trailer for the Side Order DLC?

oh cod i have so many thoughts.... like so many thoughts oh my goodness my brain is overflowing with thoughts. So uh this will be under the cut so i can ramble as much as i like.

AAAAAAAAAAA SIDE ORDER NEWS WAS THE BEST POSSIBLE THING I COULD HAVE WOKEN UP TO

the music kinda reminds me of the soundtrack for ENA in some parts, and as a massive Joel G fan myself i approve. (not that the splatoon music team ever doesn't deliver perfection)

FISH. PARROT FISH. MY WHOLE LIFE OF WATCHING DOCUMENTARIES ON THE OCEAN IS HELPING ME FOR ONCE. THOSE THINGS EAT CORAL BITS. They don't eat only coral, and more often they eat the algae OFF of coral, but still. At least, that's what i think they are.

HER

OH MY GOD

DEDF1SH

THIS MEANS THERE ARE GONNA BE SO MANY MORE ANGLES OF HER WITH DIFFERENT POSES AND EXPRESSIONS AND I CAN MAKE EDITS AND ICONS AND ANYTHING I WANT EVER AND DON'T HAVE TO ONLY USE THAT SINGULAR PIECE OF ART FOR HER WHICH IS GREAT CUZ DEDF1SH IS SUCH A COOL CHARACTER AND JUST AAAAAAQWDCGVIJCHEGSASUYDCGI

She was wearing a dress this whole time??????? I thought it was just an oversized t shirt??????

Also when she introduced herself as Acht and i was lil confused as to whether she was going by a new name or that was the localization of Mizuta. But from what i've seen it seems to just be her localized name.

WHY IS SHE HERE(im not complaining but WHY) She was sanitized, she should have lost her personality. Why is she here? Why is she fine? HOW DOES SHE KNOW MARINA?? Like yeah Marina was a well known octarian soldier like i think even 8 knew of her but she didn't know of 8. So like it makes sense that Dedf!sh would know Marina, but why does Marina know Dedf1sh?? Like yeah music is an important part of both inkling and octoling society so like maybe she was also important? Or do they just know each other as friends???

THIS THING

Its so cute!!!!!!!!!! The beloved!!!!!! I adore how expressive they managed to make the face despite it being so simple!!!!!!!

Her lil crown is so adorable!!!!!!!! And the lil tentacle flappy things!!!!!!!

And 8 can ride on it!!!!

AND ITS 8???? imma be honest i was lowkey in the camp that it was gonna be a clone of 8 or smth cuz of how unwilling they were to tell us if it was 8 or not. So it was interesting to get confirmation that it was in fact her!!!! Which like !!!!! EIGHT MY BELOVED!!!!!!!

Anyway, this thing seems like its gonna be like lil buddy in that it can help out. The trailer has a small split second where it has text about powering up the splat bombs from the lil pearl bot or smth. So like yeah seems like it can help. Plus that weird tether?? Laser??? Thing...??? we saw coming out of it.

ALSO INFINITE REPLAYABILITY AND THE PALETTE THING HAVING AN INFINITY LOGO ON IT PLUS IF YOU TURN THE NUMBER 8 SIDEWAYS YOU GET INFINITY AND THE NUMBER 8 WAS THE THEME OF OCTO EXPANSION AND NOW INFINITY MIGHT BE THE THEME OF SIDE ORDEr

i'm pretty sure it had already been confirmed in a dev interview or smth but this is 100% a alternate reality for if chaos had lost and order had won. i'm not sure how i feel about that??? but y'know what its happening so i can't do much about it. plus it does mean they can kinda do whatever they what without affecting canon too much which should lead to something interesting

ok wait back to the pearl bot real quick. the japanese website for side order (after google translated so take this w a grain of salt) says that "it appears to be Hime(pearls jp name) herself inside, but for some reason she appears to be in the form of a drone" SO LIKE??? WHAT???? WHY IS SHE IN THERE. I ASSUMED SHE WAS JUST TRANSMITTING THRU IT WHILE SHE WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE. which like to be fair i was wondering why she was not there in person. but its not like she was there in person for most of octo expansion either so like????

Also if this is taking place in 8s mind (seems unliekly after this) then maybe the drone is her way of communicating to 8 thru all this??? like maybe its smth marina made???

Speaking of Marina. It seems like these two are looking for her. Which would explain the glitched out art of her in the first trailer

ALSO SPEAKING OF THE FIRST TRAILER. 8s hair was brown there but now its seems like its a washed out color. Like it can still change colors(especially near the tip) but its a rlly pale/pastel ink color usually.

OK RANDOM IDEA TIME. a lot of stuff looks digital. (the drone, the animation of 8 spawning into a level, the matrix code looking stuff etc) so like maybe this is a simulation of some kind that marina made to view into an alternate reality? like in that one interview:

She talks about finding a world of order at the end of the world. So maybe she made a device to peer into that world of order? And then her, pearl, and 8 made their way into it.

That might also explain dedfishs use of the phrase "innocent bystander who got SUCKED INTO all of this" so maybe she was nearby at the time of the device activating. But why would she have been there? and if she was there why would marina not have introduced her to pearl and 8??? maybe the device wasnt meant to be activated at that point yet. maybe it wasnt ready

so wheres marina??? she may have gotten separated from the other 2 and so now they are looking for her??? idk i am literally just rambling here. i have no clue whats going on and so many ideas.

but anyway, this all started because i was wondering how you would get to the dlc area. cuz its not like this is happening somewhere else in the world like in octo expansion. THIS IS AN ALTERNATE REALITY.

ALSO OFF TOPIC(do i even have a topic) BUT 8S TIPS OF FINGERS AND HAIR SEEM TO BE AFFECTED BY THE PAINT CHIP THINGS AND LIKE WILL WE GET THAT AS CUSTOMIZATION OPTIONS AFTER

ALSO THE WHOLE IN "INKLING OR OCTOLING FORM THING??" CAN YOU ACTUALLY PLAY AS AN INKLING??? THAT WOULD BE WEIRD. 8 IS A OCTOLING. THIS IS CANON. WHY COULD U BE AN INKLING. IS THIS JUST WEIRD WORDING???? OR CAN YOU PLAY AS ANOTHER AGENT/CHARACTER AS WELL????

ok gonna have to end it here since i had to take my cat to the vet today (dw she is okay) and i am very tired and cannot think any more thoughts at all ok bye!!!!!!!