#& michelle jones

[spideymichelle]

shit peter parker would tweet unprovoked on a tuesday afternoon (norman beat his ass and mj broke up with him for the 20th time)

[not-so-rosyyy]

pretty girls who stalk / defend / refuse to abandon their boyfriends >>>

ANNABETH CHASE from Percy Jackson & The Olympians (2023) MICHELLE JONES-WATSON from MCU's Spider-man (2017-2021)

[ironspidersblog]

Like father like son

[itscrazycasey]

Peter, watching Disney:

Someday my prince will come…

MJ: She’s like… fourteen and the prince is twenty.

Peter, bewildered: what?

MJ: yeah.

Tony, Steve, and Bruce, looking at MJ: Really?

MJ: What?

Tony: I don’t know, LET YOUR FRIEND BE A KID?

Steve: it’s a DISNEY movie!

Bruce: I can’t argue. It’s right, but Tony’s right! Let Peter be Peter!

Peter, crying: HE’S SO OLD!

[dailymarvelstudios]

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021), dir. Jon Watts

[shmeemin]

i miss them so much

[ladyyystark]

Just a little reminder

That this little boy is going to suffer the most horrifying traumas of his life before hitting 18. Living without parents since childhood. His uncle was shot and died in front of him. His mentor saved the world and died in front of him. His aunt was murdered and died in his arms. And his best friend and girlfriend alongside the rest of the world will forget him, leaving him all alone with no one to love or care for him.

Have a good night.

[queen-daya]

PETER PARKER & MJ WATSON | DELETED SCENE | SPIDERMAN: FAR FROM HOME

@giftober | Day Thirty: “Relaxing”

[thewrittenpodcast]

Harley: I HATE YOU

Peter: then next time don't steal my monopoly!

Ned: Harley, give Peter his 200 dollars, you landed on his property

Harley: no

Harley: he's in JAIL

Harley: I'm not giving money to a CRIMINAL

Peter: THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY

Shuri, tired of this: Harley, why are you screaming

MJ: shut the fuck up Shuri, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad

Harley: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Peter: ME TOO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

[marvels-universe]

@giftober 2024 + @mcuchallenge prompt Day 24: Summer Time.

Spider-Man: Far From Home

[incorectquoteswlw]

Kate:

Pete:

Kate:

Peter:

Kate: So our girlfriends

Peter: OH MY GOD OUR GIRLFRIENDS

Kate: HOW DID WE GET SO LUCKY??

Peter: I DON'T KNOW??

[incorrectquotesmcu]

MJ: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don’t know.

Peter: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

MJ: Stop.

[not-so-rosyyy]

the smart, pretty girl x loser boy with a heart of gold dynamic always hits

[hurtspideyparker]

Peter and MJ sharing sleepy smiles and cuddles on the plane ride home from London <3

From this deleted scene

[dailymarvelstudios]

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019), dir. Jon Watts

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: I am going to introduce your friend to a world of hurt. Peter: Oh, Natasha you don’t want to get into it with MJ. Peter: I don't think it would go well. Natasha: Do you think she'll hurt me? Peter: No, worse. Peter: I think you'll become friends.