#& fred f.

[postazkabansiriussupremacy]

Sleepy (Post Azkaban!Sirius x Reader)

Thinking about Sirius crawling into bed with you in the middle of the night

CW: NSFW. Sleepy, lazy sex. Rawdogging. Just porn w no plot.

The rustling of bed sheets and added weight to your mattress slowly pulls you from your sleep. There isn’t much room on the twin-sized bed, so you’re quickly engulfed in the heat and weight of someone else’s body.

“Sirius?” You mumble drowsily, slowly lifting your head to confirm the sight of him.

“Mhm.” He hums, tickling your neck with the stubble on his chin.

You relax and lay your head back down on the pillow. Sirius’s hand slides around your waist and pulls you closer until your back is flushed against his chest. He continuously plants slow, wet kisses along your neck and shoulder.

His hand wanders from your waist and down to your hip, then giving it a good squeeze before sliding down to your thighs. He gently sucks a few love bites onto your shoulders whilst groping and massaging your inner thighs.

The two of you have been sleeping in separate beds since Harry and the Weasley’s came back for Winter break. After Arthur was attacked and what with all the things Harry’s been going through, keeping your new-found relationship under wraps seems to be the best option for the time-being.

And Sirius—an incredibly touch-starved man that’s known nothing but isolation and loneliness for the last decade—is going absolutely mad.

Subconsciously spreading your legs for him, Sirius uses his fingers to push the fabric of your panties aside. He slowly swipes a digit between your already-wet folds and chuckles quietly, whispering in your ear. “Missed me?”

You moan and nod lazily, bringing a hand up to cup his bearded cheek.

“Shhh.” He scolds, using his wet finger to draw circles on your clit. “Don’t want anyone to hear you, do we?”

Listening to your sweet, soft breathing and occasional mewls, Sirius uses his other hand to pull his cock out. He gives it a few strokes before aligning it up to your cunt. You arch your back, trying lazily to get him to stick it in already.

He grins and nips your neck, whispering condescendingly into your ear, “Such an impatient little thing.”

Nevertheless, Sirius can’t say no to that. With one gentle thrust he buries himself deep into your twat.

“Sirius!” You gasp quietly, tightly gripping the pillow underneath your head. He hums in response, tucking his nose into your hair and starting to move his hips in a slow, steady rhythm.

It’s been too long since he’s been inside you. Sirius doesn’t move his fingers away from your cunt. He focuses on spelling his own name over and over again onto your clit, because if he thinks too much about how good your pussy feels then he’ll cum too quickly.

But thankfully for him, you’re right on the edge as well. You try your best to muffle your moans and heavy breathing by turning your head and shoving your face into the pillow. Sirius pushes you forward by talking deeply into your ear, “C’mon, love, don’t hold back on me. I need to feel you cum on my cock.”

And that’s all you needed. Despite all of your best efforts to remain quiet, a long high-pitched moan escapes your lips as you reach the peak of your orgasm.

Feeling the walls of your cunt gripping his shaft, Sirius is sent over the edge as well. He cums with a quiet groan, shoving his face into the back of your neck and spilling his seed as deep into your pussy as he can get.

You both take a few moments to come down, smiling softly and saying nothing. Just enjoying each other’s presence. Sirius doesn’t move from his big spoon position, his cock still buried in your cunt.

You joke quietly, also making no effort to move. “Gonna fuck me and leave?”

“Of course not.” He kisses the shell of your ear. “Although I do wish the bed in this room was bigger; my arse is practically hanging off the side.”

[capn-twitchery]

happy feast of the rose (don't look at the calendar, it's totally still february, i swear)

grace learns that accepting twitch's invite to the ball was a mistake, maybe

(begging you to fullview, veil-less version under the cut bc i like it just as much >:3)

get dipped idiot

[grimmicks]

"I could smell that honeysuckle again."

Double Indemnity (1944) dir. Billy Wilder

[f-o-and-selfship-club]

Did this favourite character bingo but it's with my beloved crushes –w–

Your free to try it out if you want!

Characters in order (left to right)

First row

Zavok (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Stocking Anarchy (Panty and Stocking)

Ragdoll (2004 Batman Series)

Vulture (Spectacular Spider Man)

Question (DC)

Second row

Paimon (Helluva Boss)

Doc Ock (Spectacular Spider Man)

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Freaky Fred (Courage The Cowardly Dog)

Mario.EXE (Mario's Madness)

Third row

Sub Zero (Mortal Kombat)

Dr Strangeglove (Moshi Monsters)

Meta Knight (Kirby)

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Fourth row

Neo Cortex (Crash Bandicoot)

Katz (Courage The Cowardly Dog)

Jafar (Aladdin)

Zurg (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

MX (Mario 85)

Fifth row

NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

Scarecrow (Injustice 2)

Bob Velseb (Spooky Month)

Mad Hatter (BTAS)

HIM (Powerpuff Girls)

[sillysnaildraws]

*Crawls out from the void.*

Hi, can I interest you some MCSM drawings I did?

Here.

Genderbend Romeo, my beloved...

Also, have a little sneak peak a my current WIP.

Bye bye.

*Dissapears back into the void.*

[rhythmic-idealist]

the thing is, Fred does have a catchphrase, it's just not one he says when he's surprised. (considering Fred's steady, confident energy, tbh this makes sense.)

Daphne says jeepers, Scooby says yikes and ruh-roh, Shaggy says zoinks, Velma says jinkies,

Fred says GANG

[frenchcurious]

Maison Graf (duplex) à Bozeman, Montana. Conçu par Fred F. Willson en 1941. - source Casey Dunham via Art Deco.

[elisedonut]

ao3 writers stop tagging every member of the Weasley family when only some of them contribute to the story challenge (impossible)

[bliplitz]

Courage the cowardly dog self insert!?!?🕸🪻

I tricked my brain into having a crush on freaky fred oops—in my mind, ctcd takes place in the 70s hehe

Her name is Elle, and she has a cute ( but kinda weird and disturbing) relationship w/ freaky Fred

I imagine they meet at the hospital they both live at— and nobody cares enough to separate them even though it's most likely 100% against the rules.

*I have my own version of (a more domesticated) fred that I MIGHT draw hehe

Bonus doodle of Elle and my friends ctcd oc Tango— @rothobone

[weirdlookindog]

Jeff Morrow in The Giant Claw (1957).

[atomic-chronoscaph]

The Giant Claw (1957)

[volcanicmertle]

closed starter: @fredelicious24 !! location: the bar they first had their date at bc i cannot for the life of me remember which one it was teehee !!

❛ what the fuck is that bitch's problem ?? ❜ mertle seethed, steam practically pouring from her ears, fisting her drink so tightly her knuckles had gone paper white. scooting her stool closer to fred so their thighs were touching, the red head flared her nostrils as she looked away from the girl literally staring fred down, turning to the blonde with fury hot in her features. ❛ seriously, fred, if she doesn't stop staring at us i'm going to lose it. ❜

[f-o-and-selfship-club]

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

✨Fred's wig collection✨

[shapituha]

Do you make comics?

Yes!

At the moment, the comic is in the process. To be more precise, his first episode is drawn on 7/25 pages. The draft version contains 1/7 chapters. The first chapter includes 8 episodes! The work turns out to be very large-scale, I really hope not to let go of my hands before reaching the end of chapter 1 :_)

THE COLORED FRAGMENT:

DEMO VERSION OF PAGES:

It will initially be released in russian, since most people in my region use this language. However, I'm thinking about finding a translator....

[gatutor]

Rita Moreno-Scott Brady "El Alamein" 1953, de Fred F. Sears.