#lowk hate fred

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

i just saw a wolfstar fan art and dead ass thought "wow ive never seen fred and sirius be shipped together before, thats so cool :3" whats this flavour of brainrot called

[allamericanb-tch]

goblet of fire thoughts !!!

(my first watch as a marauders fan. spoilers obviously.)

writing my thoughts down bc i’m a Talker during movies and my family is not watching with me

barty <3 i’m trying not to lose it rn

this is the skin of a killer bella (i’ve never seen twilight)

lucius’ hair is so luscious

morsmordre is the coolest word ever idec

oooohhh cho chang (i hate her name so much fuck jkr)

isn’t it funny that ron has a crush on fleur and then she married ron’s brother

fred and george my pookies

eeeee moody (barty)

this is an age line 🤓

krumione is so funny to me

lowk do not like ron in this movie

HARRYDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE

rita! if only this movie had quillkiller

knowing exactly what size a broom cupboard is is important for future writings

“my eyes aren’t glistening with the ghosts of my past”

sirius!!!!!

neville <3

i’m not an owl 🦉🤓😠

ron is so sirius 

i’m a draco girl im so sorry i can’t help myself he’s so fine

moody (barty) is so real i love him 

i never realized how far away the quidditch pitch is from hogwarts

trying to figure out how im gonna write this in the context of the marauders

krum is so

when dumbledore calls barty crouch sr ‘barty’ it messes with me so much

these mini dragons are so cutie

the way harry just destroyed part of the castle

brb memorizing the gryffindor common room layout

harry smiling at cho and then the pumpkin juice falls out of his mouth 😭😭😭

RON’S DRESS ROBES

love ginny

mcgonagall teaching dance lessons

fred and george are so sirius and james

i love neville so much i would happily go to the yule ball with him

ew snape boooo 🍅

harry 😭

RON 😭😭😭 “you know how i like it when they walk”

padma and pavarti’s outfits EAT

guys i know hermione’s dress in the book is blue but in the movie it HAS to be pink ok

MRS NORRIS HAS RED EYES?!

i used to have a crush on moaning myrtle

love neville

harry turning into a little half mermaid

my dad just walked in and said “that’s the dream” (turning into a half mermaid when you swim)

harry is so james for trying to save everyone

fred and george calling harry “moral fiber”

barty crouch sr and moody (barty) 😧

THE TRIAL SCENE AHHHH

“evan rosier is dead” 💔

rip frank and alice

“give me a wretched name! BARTY CROUCH…… junior”

barty is so fine ahhhhhh

the way he just flicks his tongue 😭

barty and sirius would’ve been best friends in azkaban

cassandra but it’s harry about his dreams

oh no this is the part where cedric dies

this movie reminds me of the cursed child because of That One Part

“periculum” red sparks remember that

“kill the spare” 💔

rip robert pattinson you will be missed

voldemort’s fetus body getting thrown in the cauldron 😭

why did they have to make wormtail so ugly like

tom riddle was a hottie why’d he have to turn into a snake man

brooo put your dogs away

voldy’s manicure eats lowkey

i forget how small the dark mark is on their arm

death eater outfits are so funky

lucius 😧

lily mention 💔

“i can touch you know” voldy he’s 14

ooooo duel

james ☹️ 

lily ☹️

his eyes really are glistening with the ghosts of his past

“i don’t think i said anything about a graveyard professor”

the trunk is cool

moody (barty) turning to barty We Are So Back

he’s so babygirl

the way barty just escaped azkaban and no one noticed 😭

you can tell dumbledore isn’t straight because he stands like [see picture below]

and it’s over 

[omg-imatotalmess]

oli & fred are two of the most competitive people i know, and they both love quidditch obviously, so they bet on some match . tHEY BET ON THE NAME OF THEIR KIDS PLZ I HATE THEM !! if oliver won fred would’ve had to name his first kid after oliver or his least favorite quidditch player & fred said oli had to name his kid after something to do with wood because then his kiD CAN BULLY MINE AND OLIS ):<

i went to be like wtf fred ?? and v important note is that fred is lowk intimidated by me ?? when i went up to him he literally looked like a deer in headlights and he was a stuttering mess like “i- oliver ! you- you said you wouldn’t tell, godric please don’t hex me” anyway fred came up with the compromise that he would name his first girl after some so ?? i didn’t even want that but i mean ?? so yeah our first kid is lyra and the next two are gunna be willow & marri, a fucking type of tree and a wood - why do i love this himbo- bug

Yeah, that sounds pretty on-brand for those two idiots. Especially Fred looking for ways for his kids to bully his friends' kids. That’s just some kind of Fred Weasley clown foolery. Imagine one of his kids falling in love with one of your kids that got named after wood, though. Talk about a plan backfiring. Honestly, he’d probably be thrilled about it. 

Also, I love that Fred is intimidated by you. Like, I really just love the thought of him calling for Oliver to come get his girlfriend because she’s scary. He’s probably lucky that the baby names were at least pretty cute; otherwise, he might have been in real trouble. So is Oliver, for that matter. I feel like you could really put the hurt on both of them if the names had been awful. And, what was his plan if you had just gone “no, I don’t think I will be naming my kids after wood.” I mean, clearly, you weren’t supposed to catch onto the whole bet thing, but what if you just said no?? Would you have had two (2) idiots whining about baby names at you? Probably. 

Sidenote, this conversation just popped into my head while thinking about this, and I think it’s funny: 

“C’mon, lass, Willow, and Marri are lovely names.” 

“Yeah, but not for my kids.” 

“You’re being pretty hasty, (Y/N). Picture it. You have two little bundles of joy swaddled in pink blankets, good old Oliver’s crying over your shoulder and getting tears on the newborns, and you look into their little screaming faces and say the names Willow and Marri. Gorgeous picture, don’t you think?” 

“I don’t like that you’re so invested in this, Fred. I don’t.” 

“As their godfather, I should be invested.” 

“Who said you would be the godfather of my children?” 

*Genuinely offended gasp*