#$. love mail

[nvuy]

What are your thoughts about BootHill and his robotic body in terms of the question if he feels anything on it or not?👀 And,,, does he have the nether regions,,, are they detachable?

What are your professional thoughts on this?

mdni. sorry to burst your bubble, but if we are being realistic, nope. he doesn’t have anything down there, nor does he feel any sort of physical pleasure, pain, or overwhelming cold or heat. he’s made of metal. half the reason he probably wins all of his stand offs is because the opponent’s bullets just bounce off his chest like they’re made of rubber.

“what did you do today, honey?”

“oh, i got shot ‘bout twenty times.” and there’s barely a scratch on him.

i think he’d turn to a strap. since he’s basically a barbie doll, it’s quick and simple and it does the job. i think having a section between his legs where a literal metal cock would attach and detach would be unlikely. he’s a galactic cyborg space cowboy and was made for ulterior motives by others, so i don’t think he’d have a slot down there for anything. sad face

if by some miracle his creators thought it would be funny to give a cyborg a cock, then, yeah, it would detach, like all his other limbs. where he’d put it, who knows. in my opinion he’d probably throw that shit out. not worth his time. he wasn’t made for romance in his past life, nor was he brought back for something so… mundane.

and then starts kicking rocks when he meets you, because now he has a use for it. god forbid he goes back to his creators, first explains he’s thrown out the “you-know-what’s” (poor thing can’t say the actual word) and then admits he needs a new one. he’d throw himself off a cliff (and live) before he’d do anything like that.

however, it could probably be used for some insane temperature play. he’s already cold to the touch—(don’t touch him in the summer sun, though. it’s like touching a hot stove.)

but yeah, in my opinion, he’d probably just have a strap. coolest part is you can go buy whatever you want for him to wear. he’s gonna ruin you with all he’s got anyway. that’s a promise.

[foldingfittedsheets]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[potofsoup]

Oh look, it seems like there's a Republican-led movement to purge voter rolls in the lead-up to the election! It's almost as if your vote matters and they don't want you to vote! Anyway, I whipped up a quick map (based on this) that shows when the voter registration deadline is in each state. There are a few deadlines coming up in the next week or so.

If you live in a state that regularly purges voter rolls for infrequent voters (the orange ones in the first map), or if you moved recently, it's good to check if you're still registered to vote.

Vote.org makes it super easy to check your registration: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/

Just put in your address and DOB and they'll tell you whether you're registered. (And they give you a quick link to register online if it turns out that you're not! Only the 9 states in white on my map don't have online registration, and for those they provide instructions on how to do it via mail or in person.) If you want an extra verification, find your state's election website and double-check there.

So yeah, give yourself peace of mind -- do a quick check. :)

[wishing-well-art]

Pearl's Delivery Service is open for business!

Textless versions of the stamps under the cut!

[archive-rat]

Did you know, one out of four hermits can’t go a season without establishing a public service?

[arielluva]

might be my favorite g3 draculaura…. i love her design so much

[queerdraws]

projecting on luffy again. get bited.

[mizaruwu]

Legend! Do you think this could be one of our brothers?

About this AU:

Post LU (everyone goes back to their timelines)

Hyrule missed the others badly and decides raising the dead is the best way to get to see them again

Before resorting to necromancy, Hyrule looked for time travel items but all of them dont work anymore

Hyrule followed a ritual from a book he stole from ganon's followers that uses magic and his blood

Legend has spotty memories but knows that something is terribly wrong

Legend has bandages cuz his body keeps trying to decay

[errorwarblesrr]

I know it's a comedy manga, but the ww manga probably has one of my favorite manga interpretations of Link. Mainly because he feels accurate to his games. He's quiet, he can talk, but he mostly just communicates his thoughts through his actions and body language. He's also just a silly little guy.

[archxangels]

vintage stamps

[impish-baby]

Ur monster drabbles got my brain churning....Yandere caregiver werewolf who after turning you into a werewolf, treats you like one of it’s pups! Bonus points if they DO already have pups that try to play with you and treat you like their real sibling! ^w^ your content is awesome btw!!

Double bonus points if freshly turned werewolves also have instincts more similar to a pup than a fully grown wolf...

Your sibling playfully nipping at you, at first just snapping at them because you're already so distressed and they aren't helping! Realizing that playing is actually fun, having one tiny moment of respite as you wrestle with them.. until your caregiver comes back with a horribly smug look, knowing they have something new to goad you with.

Perhaps... sibling that was once in the position you were in? Pleading, trying to appeal to the fact you were both once human, only for them to run off and snitch on you! Sorry, but they can't lose their baby sibling. They'll make it up to you though! They'll hunt you the tastiest things and will even try to get caregiver to let you visit town so you can pick out a toy! (Caregiver threatening to put one of those kid leash and harnesses on you if you don't behave and hold their hand nicely in the store..)

Having to deal with them both trying to smother you in their scents... pups need to smell like their pack, little one! Caregiver giving you their shirts to lounge in and sibling constantly draping their favorite blankie over you. Feeling so disgusted and angry when it starts to smell like home and comfort... when you start to want your "family's" scent

(Thank you, Anon!! ^^)

[nvuy]

wait your recent talk about boothill custom ringtones for his partner makes me giggle. I imagine it was wedding march or here comes the bride lol

i’d be inclined to agree

otherwise it’s some awful cheesy 90s sounding love song. it probably embarrasses you every single time (that’s the whole point)

and DONT grab his phone and try to change it. he will discover a song somehow worse than the previous one and change it back. he wants to be ON CALL with his partner 24/7.

god forbid he also misses a call.

omg, you’ll never hear the end of it from him (he does save the voicemail tho, even if it’s a quick, “hey. just checking in. give me a call back.”) he’s absolutely disgusting like that.

[iheartmello]

70’s Mello and Matt designs let’s go

they love The Cars and Barry Blue probably

currently working on a 70’s au ☝️🤓

[potofsoup]

Guess who's excited to get their ballot in the mail tomorrow? Me! So I slapped together a quick comic, as well as a map based off of this and this. A list of when same day registration is available is at the bottom of this article.

But also: wow, early voting stuff is so confusing! For example, I get my ballot in the mail tomorrow, and I can immediately mail it back. But if I want to drop it off in person, I need to either go to a special ballot drop box by city hall, or wait for early in-person voting sites to open, which isn't until Oct 22nd for my state.

Or like, early voting in Louisiana is apparently from Oct 16 to Oct 29th? And then there's a week of no voting, and then polls open again on Nov 5th? Or like how the only day you can register and then immediately vote is Oct 26th?

Anyway, best way to figure out the info for your area is to check your state and county's election website. I've found usvotefoundation.org to have clear fact sheets for each state (including ID requirements, polling location finders, as well as direct links to state election websites): https://www.usvotefoundation.org/state-voter-information . You can also jump to each state's election websites via usa.gov, or by searching directly, though some websites are more confusing than others.

Happy voting!

Oh, and here's the voter registration deadlines map from last time, in case you haven't registered and want to register. Oct 7th is the last day for a bunch of states!

[catnoli]

the silly shark for august is a port jackson shark!

join my ko-fi here before the end of july to get a 5x7 postcard and sticker of this guy ^_^

[hoernypie]

Plz make gojo or sukuna fucking you out of jealousy

"Please, fuck, stop-" you panted out feeling how he went feral - all of that just because he saw how a coworker asked you for dinner after the mission. The intensity behind Gojo's touch grew stronger as he ignored your pleas, his fingers digging into your skin as he claimed your mouth with a possessive hunger that left you breathless. His eyes were full of a fiery jealousy that ignited a primal instinct within him.

His hands began to roam, not caring about the bruises they were likely to leave as he greedily explored every inch of your body. Each touch seemed like a territorial mark that screamed 'MINE'. As Gojo's grip tightened, and his kisses grew more demanding, you couldn't help but wonder when he'd finally released all the pent-up jealousy.

Gojo's desperation grew with each passing second, his breath hot against your neck as he trailed kisses down your collarbone. His mouth captured one of your erect nipples, teasing it with his tongue until you were squirming beneath him. His other hand found itself on your neck, gently squeezing it. He looked at you as if you were a feast laid out before him. He moved quickly, each stroke hitting that sweet spot deep within you, making your legs tremble. You could feel him getting closer, his thrusts growing more erratic and his breathing more ragged. And when he finally came, he filled you completely, leaving his cum deep inside you to claim you completely. The sensation of his warm sticky cum spilling into you only fanned the flames of his jealousy, making him kiss you harder, his tongue sliding into your mouth in a passionate kiss. His eyes searched yours, as he whispered against your lips, "You're mine, and only mine sweets, I'll fuck it into your pretty head today."