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Bridgerton fandom, I turned Eloise into a lesbian. The story is called you’ve got more pieces of me (than the desert has sand) and the first chapter is officially up! I hope you enjoy it!

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I just finished watching Agatha All Along and I did not sign up for the tears that were spilled and the anger that was felt.

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When the romance is so good that even hours after you’ve finished watching the show you are still crying over the love that was shared and it has officially ruined all the other romantic storylines because nothing will ever live up to what those two had.

“But the lady in the lake was different now. The lady in the lake was also Dani. And Dani wouldn’t. Dani would never.”

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Someone read my fic and commented “I will be telling my therapist about this” and I just think that there is no higher compliment

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what if you were GAY and your girlfriend was the personification of DEATH and then your SON died and she had to reap his SOUL or whatever because it was her JOB and then you never forgave her but she still LOVED you and then you projected your GRIEF onto a random teenager while battling through DEATH trials with PATTI LUPONE

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If we can’t have Jemily in CME18 at least please let Emily be canonically queer…for the love of all let pookie kiss a beautiful woman

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What do you mean I find the perfect fic to read during the witching hour and ao3 decides to have a mental breakdown and take a break? I am distressed

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Rossi: *sees JJ and Emily together*

Rossi: They are cute. I would put them on a boat.

Tara:

Tara: You-you mean you ship them?

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Is this a problem?

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The way Hotch says in the first episode of cm that every baby name reminds him of a serial killer and he can’t name his son Jeffrey or Henry because of Dahmer and Lee Lucas but then goes and names his child Jack… as in Jack the Ripper? That was actually so funny of the writers

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JJ: I owe you one.

Emily: That’s okay. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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My mother downloaded duolingo to learn English. This is how I will die.

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Penelope: I made y’all playlists!

Penelope: Emily, yours has only heavy metal and is dark like your soul.

Penelope: Reid, yours has only sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Penelope: And Derek has the ABBA Gold Album!

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I am writing an Emily x fem!oc fic and in order for me to introduce her to the world it has to involve a murder because this is cm after all and I can tell you there is one of three ways the fbi agent in charge of me could be reacting right now:

1) “This is the easiest murder ever I don’t know how they haven’t caught him yet”

2) They probably think I am insane given my Google search history and consider opening an investigation on me

3) They are eating popcorn and are as invested as I am in the drama, the love and the more drama

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Have you ever read a fic soo good that it ruined every other fic from that same fandom? Like, no other fic could compare to how good of a piece that one fic was?!

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Penelope: How can spring not be everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK!

Emily: Allergies are kind of a problem.

Penelope: But PINK!

JJ: It’s also kinda hot.

Penelope: PINK!!

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We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren't from the land of capitalism.