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my last remaining brain cells after winter break

Yeah.

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can we all take a minute to wrap around the fact that scott lang is really THAT bitch?

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Signs as Marvel Characters

Aries: Starlord, Peter Quill!

you are often sarcastic, & may hurt others in your attempt at doing something you believe in. you have a carefree nature, & you’re a very bright individual regardless of how hard you try to keep it hidden! you claim people don’t care, but that is no incentive for you to ignore your problems. next time, don’t wake thanos or you’ll have to be yeeted, sorry.

Taurus: Ironman, Tony Stark!

just like aries, you seem to use sarcasm in spite of not showing how you really feel, people enjoy telling you about their problems & letting you help them find a resolution; although most of the advice you give isn’t as great as you think, & you’d never take it yourself. whoever brings you food has your heart forever. you’re aquarius’ best friend, even if you bother them with nonsense on a daily basis; they love you. you’re scared of taking risks when it matters most, learn to pace yourself. it’s alright to fail, but it’s never alright to stop trying. also, stop breathing as much as possible because you’re using too much oxygen, we don’t want you out in space dying, right?

Gemini: Spiderman, Peter Parker!

your friends call you the meme king, so congratulations on that title; because it seems you send too many memes to your friends on instagram, & most of them blocked you. you enjoy reading & mostly playing video games instead of dealing with your problems, you’re very smart when you want to be — one time you quoted a vine on your essay, you got an F+ but when the time comes you’re ready to take on anything life throws in your face; like a purple gra- wait, nvm.

Cancer: Captain America, Steve Rogers!

you’re too serious. stop it, get some help, or get yeeted..again, but this time just out of the group chat.

Leo: Hawkeye, Clint Barton!

you hold many titles, like gemini you try to slip in as many vine references as you can to defuse a situation. you’re the friend to not pick sides & just love to make others laugh. you want someone to talk to, but everyone rarely takes you seriously, ease up on the humor & let your feelings out more & express yourself. remember; gen z humor isn’t always a great coping mechanism.

Virgo: The God Of Thunder, Thor!

you get along with mostly everyone, you have a bleeding heart, almost always complimenting your friends. you’re not the one to give advice but to receive it, you want to make the best decision as it effects the others positively, even if it doesn’t mean the same for you. you put everyone’s happiness before your own, which is selfless but also dangerous. you always try to understand someone’s perspective & see where they’re coming from. you spam uwu in the group chat & everyone always leaves you on read. take some time and discover more within yourself, your happiness can’t always be the peak of someone else’s.

Libra: Hulk, Bruce Banner!

you are always strong enough (although not always physically, but you always are mentally) you are so brave & yet; you are so powerful. don't let others tell you that you don't have the strength or the courage to do something. the world is forever in your grasp, don’t be provoked into thinking otherwise. you can do anything. continue to try on everything that makes you content.

Scorpio: The Mad Titan, Thanos!

you believe in balance, & you’d do anything to make someone see your view on things, you can adapt quite easily; just as easily as distinguishing those who aren’t for you. you are deceitful but your perception is never wrong. you’re self absorbed on most days, & you frequently imagine what the world would be like if you could erase a few billion people.

Sagittarius: The God Of Mischief, Loki Laufeyson!

you’re ambitious, yet so devoted, anything you claim you want to do gets achieved no matter the circumstances. you are very short tempered & competitive, first isn’t always good enough for you. people may think you’re self interested because your egocentric tendencies, which isn’t all that true — you have goals, & if necessary you will use others as stepping stones to get where you need to be; that includes manipulating anyone who seems to be a factor in your objective.

Capricorn: Falcon, Sam Wilson!

people only know you as, well, the comical mom friend of the group. you constantly find yourself worrying over your friends, or bullying them with love; one could say it is your adoring personality. you’re not afraid to try new things. you believe everything is achievable if you try hard enough, ‘what’s the point if you don’t try’ is your common catchphrase as you proceed to cover all the answers on your test. sharing is caring so please let your friends get a decent grade, some of us don’t have time to study & would rather be on social media. btw, you never get added to the group chat, blame gemini.

Aquarius: Antman, Scott Lang!

you love making jokes & insulting your friends out of love, but you’re quick to apologize because hurting a friend would never be intentional on your behalf. ease up; god is watching. when you’re not laughing uncontrollably you’re wearing your heart on your sleeve in hopes of spreading love and appreciation to where it’s needed. you’re a mix of witted & softhearted, you can easily switch between the two whenever it is needed or should i say in a SNAP of a finger? you’re the therapist friend, always there when anyone lacks guidance, but usually no one is there for you, at least that’s what you think. however, taurus loves you — let them help you as much as you helped them. focus on yourself more & open up.

Pisces: Venom(/)Eddie Brock!

you sometimes are the punching bag in certain situations; you may feel like it would trouble some if you’d share how uncomfortable the current issue is weighing on you, but you can’t always continue to be berated for something you have no control nor power over. you are constantly, constantly, moving forward even when you don't feel like it. your mind is growing, learning & evolving. don't be upset with yourself when you feel as if you're stuck.

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Peter, snickering: Mr stark, Sir? Can you hand me that?

Tony: uhm, sure, hand you what?

Peter & Shuri: DEEZ NUTS

Tony:

Tony:

Tony: how did you-you know what, get out of my house.

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I JUST WANT A SCENE IN A4 WHERE SCOTT ASKS WHO HE CALLS CAPTAIN NOW. THAT’S ALL I WANT, OKAY

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Tom Holland Icons

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I’m posting a lot, rip.

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Part two; and they’re all really bad.

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Heyoo, I made these and I figured I’d post them on here, so enjoy I hope?? or something

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Clint: *walks in* GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY WE HAVIN A GOOD DAY TODAY??

Peter: YES WE ARE!! WOOP WOOP! BIG GOOD DAY!!! KARAOKE CONTEST??

Clint: KARAOKE CONTEST!!

Tony:

Natasha:

Tony: I need coffee.

Natasha: I need vodka.

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Peter & Shuri, wearing Santa hats, aggressively shaking maracas and slowly stalking towards their prey:

you better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

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Tony, falling off his bed: whAT THE FUCK—

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Hawkeye deserves more love, pass it on!

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Please enjoy your stay.

Eddie: what’s wrong with me? Is there some sort of disease that makes you climb really tall trees super fast? I keep hearing these weird voices and I’m constantly sweaty.

Dr. Dan Lewis:

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THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET