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James: Can you pass the salt?

Albus: Can YOU pass away?

Scorpius:

Lily: This is a normal dinner, don’t worry.

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Them.

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EEEEE thank you!! This comment made me smile so much!! I actually laughed out loud because yes 'look of utter disdain' is accurate for this salty kid. LMAO.

And yes the more innocent and cute the boy looks the better. 💖

Thanks so much for this praise!! I really did want them to have the essence of Albus and Scorpius but still being distinctive enough not to be recognized! 💚💚

“I look ridiculous,” Albus grumbled at his reflection. 

“You look like James,” Scorpius said.

“Like I said, ridiculous.”

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Drew this just to get a better picture in my head of what they look like! 💚🐍

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“I look ridiculous,” Albus grumbled at his reflection. 

“You look like James,” Scorpius said.

“Like I said, ridiculous.”

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Drew this just to get a better picture in my head of what they look like! 💚🐍

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I haven’t drawn anything for myself in so long so I’m so glad the boys inspired me today!

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it's always those 2 dumb bitches going "exactly" to one another

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Hello !! I just wanted to say I recently started " something worth taking the time " AND I COULDN'T STOP READING. WHOA. I LOVE IT. Thank u SO MUCH for writing this masterpiece!!!!! (Also might be horrible timing because I have my exams going on and I blame u if I fail :") )

Oh my goodness! This is so kind!! Thank you so much! 💖💕💖💕 I'm so happy you're enjoying the story! Seriously it means so much! (Also I'm sorry I'm messing up your exams!! D: Project your inner Scorpius! Studying is fun! :') Good luck!!)💖💕💖💕

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CC Expectations vs Reality

I don��t think we as a society talk about just how much The Cursed Child did to pull the rug from underneath us fans. And I’m not talking about the plot. But the characters because…

Before the play was even in the works, right after Deathly Hallows got released… we as fandom collectively agreed that...

ALBUS snarky little shit daddy issues SEVERUS POTTER was this Neville-esque little angel type character that often played third wheel to Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy’s constant bickering and romantic tension.

And SCORPIUS sweeter than sugar, cotton candy with a dash of rainbow and awkward mess of a human HYPERION MALFOY was this suave, collected, sarcastic prince charming type character, like Draco in fancy leather pants, but that shit got turned up by a 1000 %.

And we got...

It’s not a phase, dad. >:(

And BREAD! :D

So yeah, thank you for your service, CC. You played us well.

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Student counseling at Hogwarts

Professor Longbottom: People perceive you as somewhat... Albus Potter: Tempestuous? Professor Longbottom: "Heinous b*tch" is the term used most often.

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I like you, please don't get shat on by a pigeon.

THANK. I like u too.

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Ahahahhaa You STOP IT. RIGHT NOW. I cannot handle it.

The song I have for them is... Only Us from Dear Evan Hansen.

I can't be the only one who thinks of drastoria every time I hear Married Life from UP 😭😭😭... like please tell me you see the vision 😭😭

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Holy shit you are here. You are on tumblr. Hello. Hi. I adore Something Worth Taking the Time so so much. I've recommended it at every opportunity on my account. It's my number one CC fic ever quite frankly and I have spent hours obsessing over it and thinking about it on loop in my mind like it's canon.

Thank you for the delicious, delicious food op. I appreciate you an ungodly amount.

Oh my gosh THANK YOU SO MUCH!! This means everything to me really!! I didn't know people here read this fic, so it's been a bit of a nice surprise! I really appreciate your words so so much thank you!! 💖💕💖💕 I'm glad you like the story! I appreciate you right back!! Now I'm gonna go over there and cry of happiness. Thank.

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my two brain cells rn.

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Yoo thank you so much!!! This is the highest compliment. It was exactly what I was going for! <3333

Delphini succeeds during the third task & goes back to the present with Scorpius. Things get worse then somehow get better.

Against my better judgement I wrote another fic. This time it is twisted and just a little bit too ansgty. And I lost sleep over it.

End me now. I think I like the bitch. And she makes the boys suffer so much.

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Delphini succeeds during the third task & goes back to the present with Scorpius. Things get worse then somehow get better.

Against my better judgement I wrote another fic. This time it is twisted and just a little bit too ansgty. And I lost sleep over it.

End me now. I think I like the bitch. And she makes the boys suffer so much.

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This stupid fic has taken over my daily life and I hate it.

help me. im an ancient millenial and this is my humor. good bye.