馃崏Any/all I dare so easily and stopping me will be a you problem.
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#yes#nature is lazy#evolution is lazy#creation is lazy#why would humans not be naturally prone to needing plenty of lazing around just like the very building blocks that create us?
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I'm not even like deaf or hoh but if you're adding subtitles to something I think you should always transcribe foreign languages too. None of that [Speaks Spanish] shit. You don't need to translate it to english. But you need to at least give the option for a deaf person to read it and understand it themselves. I don't care if it's not important to the plot. I don't care if it's just them saying like Okay or Damn or whatever the fuck. Write it down
#I feel this so fucking hard#also why do people who understand English and Chinese get to enjoy more of the movie than me?#let me freaking know what they鈥檙e saying#that鈥檚 the whole point of subtitles
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cosmic horror (god loves you too much and keeps resurrecting you)
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Magnus I love you... more than anyone in the world.
Alec Lightwood and Magnus Bane in Shadowhunters (2016-2019)
#magnus bane#alec lightwood#alec x magnus#malec#shadowhunters#the g in lgbtqia+#technically also#the b in lgbtqia+
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Zeus: I heard you were talking bad about me.
Hera: Do you want to hear it again or did you get everything?
#if there are 0 Zeus haters left in the world#Hera is dead#incorrect greek gods#zeus#hera#greek mythology
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Stiles, at Starbucks:聽Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. Jackson, in line behind him:聽Jesus Christ, Stilinski, just do cocaine.
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Chris: The McCall pack has a plan. Derek: Without Stiles and Lydia, McCall's pack has the collective intelligence of a pineapple.
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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Danny, about Derek: does he make your heart beat really fast? Stiles: I have anxiety, Danny, everything makes my heart beat really fast
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Possible version of my au, where both Derek and Stiles get de-aged:
Scott: How old were you guys when you found out Santa wasn't real? De-aged Derek, whispering to de-aged Stiles: How old am I? Stiles: 16, babe Derek, sadly: I was 16.
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*stiles and derek are with baby eli*
eli looks at stiles: mama
stiles who is in absolute shock:oh.. no..eli.i鈥檓 not..
derek interupts him: well done eli!yes mama stiles
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Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!
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Mizu, in every single episode, without fail:
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饾槷饾槩 饾槷饾槮饾槳饾槶饾槶饾槮饾樁饾槼饾槮 饾槮饾槸饾槸饾槮饾槷饾槳饾槮 馃
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