🍉Any/all I dare so easily and stopping me will be a you problem.
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Every day is a reason to celebrate 🥂🥳
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One of the most dangerous things in the world is not being able to say no to people because you don't want to upset them or dissapoint them. This will completely ruin your life in every way possible, at work, in your private life, your sex life and your friendships. It's a way of removing your own consent in your own decisions and go against your wishes, it is always a crime against yourself. Let yourself have a say. Upsetting people is better than traumatizing yourself.
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look i think a lot of booktok smut is silly and there's stuff to criticize for sure but oh my god i am so tired of reviewers who are Shocked and Traumatized by the fact that a smut book involves a kink they don't have or lines that sound weird. yeah its fucking porn. omgggg this erotic book for adult women features breeding kink? the love interest gets called daddy? should we get you a fainting couch? should we call the pope
#I second this#and third it#and forth it#so freaking tired of people engaging with a medium only to complain about it
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Donna Noble originally being a one off character is so funny because like. She got the typical one off character send off and they had a lovely little exchange of "will I ever see you again?" 'if I'm lucky" which normally. Would be the end of it. But they had to match each other's freak to an absurd enough degree that it's like well okay in two years we're gonna have a soul shattering separation and then 15 years after THAT we're gonna have a house in France together. Does that sound good orrrr?
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I'm so glad Sam Reich is pioneering the return of improv shows. A guy who saw Who's Line Is It Anyways and said we can take it even further. let's drop a body from the rafters
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despite everything....
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D’Pharaoh Woon-A-Tai, the first indigenous actor nominated in any lead category, attends the 2024 Emmys with a red handprint over his mouth, the symbol for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women (MMIW). September 15, 2024.
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Finally made a sheng reference! Now I won't make tiny continuity mistakes!
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Foreman: you missed a trash can at (location)
Me: I was not aware of the one at (location)
Foreman: it's on your map, behind the suburb.
Me: what map? Yall got a map?
Foreman: the map of the city, with all the trash cans marked on it.
Me: I didn't get a map.
Foreman: ... how have you been getting all the other trash cans this summer without a map?
Me: I've been doing the ones that got showed to me and I just remembered where they are.
Foreman: you've been doing the whole city by memory!?
Me: well I mean obviously the whole city minus that one.
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also "ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic" in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck
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#I’m still fucked up by the fact that someone conceived 3 months after someone else but born 3 months prematurely will be counted as older#and that two people born at the same time but in different time zones can have different birthdays
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i’ve been a 23 year old girl and i can tell you it does not
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You should call him. Really? Heck yeah!
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Still very funny to me that Tommy showed up fully intending to be like “look I’m not trying to take your man” and Buck just blurts out “sorry that I wanna fuck you so bad it makes me look stupid.” And Tommy was just like. “Um. Me? I mean I’m down but are you sure this was about ME?” But still kissed Buck anyway.
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finally, it's completely canon
gifs by @alexisrosemullens
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