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the knee thing™

source: @salmonzouju on twitter

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caitlyn, coming back home: i had a terrible day. someone nearly ran me over!

vi, scared to death: what the fuck? i need to find this guy

MEANWHILE

jinx, coming back home: I NEARLY HAD HER

ekko: bad luck

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something something cowboy au...

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Mel: what took you two so long in that bunker?

Vi: so, you know that one time i told Cait that Undercity is going to eat her alive and...

Caitlyn: vi, nO-

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Feeling fantastic...

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I'm reactivating this account so here is Vi y'all:

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Caitlyn: are you a good person?

Vi: yes.

Caitlyn: okay, so i can't arrest you.

Vi: can we start over?

Caitlyn: are you a good person?

Vi: no.

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Jinx: truth or dare?

Caitlyn: dare.

Jinx: don't fuck my sister.

Caitlyn: ... truth.

Jinx: did you fuck my sister already?

Caitlyn: i don't like this game.

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[first meeting]

Caitlyn: hey, i'm caitlyn. and you are...?

Vi: suprisingly in love with you since that half of a second ago you asked and very much gay feels rn just marry me already please and thank you.

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Council: ms. kiramman, you were supposed to be on patrol last night, what were you doi-

Vi, bursting through doors, because she has been waiting her whole life for this moment: mE!

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Vi: undercity is gonna eat you out.

Caitlyn: you didn't mean "alive"?

Vi: no, i did not.

Caitlyn:

Vi:

Caitlyn:

Vi: it's me. i'm undercity.

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Vi, holding up her leg: Feel my leg, I shaved.

Jinx, gently stroking: Holy shit.

Caitlyn: Guys we’re being shot at this isn’t the time.

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Cassandra Kiramman & Vi dynamics summary:

Cassandra: you are not good enough for my daughter and i don't want you around her. end. of. story.

Vi:

Vi: so why don't you give me one more-...

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Vi: look, this is bruno, this is toby and this is little maddy-

Caitlyn: you can't just keep adopting random puppies everytime you feel sad, Vi.

Vi:

Vi: ... and this is vincent, lily-...

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Caitlyn: could you pass me the salt?

Jinx:

Jinx: [throws salt shaker through the window] what salt?

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Jinx: can you stop doing that?

Caitlyn: doing what?

Jinx, gesturing all of her: t h a t.

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7-year old Jinx: mr. silco, look, my tooth fell out! do you think the tooth fairy will visit me?

Sevika: you know, the tooth fairy doesn't actually ex-...

Silco, playing with a knife from across the room:

Sevika: ...actly know what you want from her? You have to write her a letter.