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Instructions unclear might have suffocated the orphan.

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Why doesn't Bad have titties is the real question.

invadedlands skeppy and badboyhalo the demon witch

( based on these classic comics )

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Go follow @the-dumbass-that-quotes

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Ravenclaw: How are you today?

Slytherin: Please don't make me think about my life

(Source: @pmaurauders )

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Me: The Twins *sigh*

Fred: We can never let anyone know that we got beat up by Ginny.

George: Agreed.

Fred: Take it to the grave?

George: To the grave.

Fred: This conversation never happened.

George: I don't even know who you are.

Fred: ...That's hurtful, you took it too far.

George: That's a weird thing for a stranger to say.

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Me:*Wheezes dieing*

Harry: I’m going out

Sirius: where?

Harry: Either to get ice cream with Ron and Hermione or commit a felony. We'll decide in the car.

Sirius: ok, be home by 9

Harry: thanks :)

Remus:

Remus: why do you encourage this

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Sometimes I'm a Hufflepuff But I was sorted into Slytherin....

In the groupchat

Slytherin: y'all may hate this quarantine, but at least YOU aren't stuck in the same house as Gryffindor

Ravenclaw: yesterday I texted Huff and mentioned I was sad. She didn't respond anymore

Gryffindor: @Slytherin HEY, YOU STOLE THE LAST BISCUITS SO

Gryffindor: wait, that doesn't sound like Huff at all

Ravenclaw: 10 minutes later I got a text from her saying 'look out of the window'

Slytherin: no

Ravenclaw: she f*cking sprinted to my house

Ravenclaw: she was still wearing her pajamas

Hufflepuff: YOU WERE SAD

Ravenclaw: YOU WERE BARE FOOT

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Me: Where you ever friends with people like Draco?

Mom: you mean a Stereotypical Slytherin?

Me: No, I believe Draco is a special breed of Slytherin.

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Reblog if you respect fanfiction writers and believe a fandom would be nothing without them.

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From one of the stories I'm reading rn

"I wonder if squirrels live in neighborhoods. If a squirrel lives a couple trees away from another, does that make them neighbors? Or what if a squirrel builds a nest in a tree that already has one? Do they fight or do they coexist?"

"Adrienne? Opinion?"

"They probably get along. They probably go over to each other's nests and ask to borrow sugar. No, not sugar. Acorn dust... like squirrel cocaine."

A hard smack to my leg makes me jump.

"OW! What the hell?!" I rub my burning thigh and give Aimee a death glare. "What did I do to displease Her Highness now?"

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Watch "Using Ethan’s ADHD episode to raise awareness" on YouTube

I relate to this because I have ADHD.

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Adopt if you can x Art by me

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DO NOT BUY FROM BLUE POTION CO.!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI6sXwYjtYo

She’s abusing Youtube’s copyright claim system to cover up her rampant thievery of other people’s work, and selling it for profit.

Also, if Blue Potion Co. is somehow reading this, Sweetie, you’re a cunt. Please fuck off out of the art community and never come back. :)

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

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shelter (x)

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Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly anything that comes to your ask box right now.

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