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I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom

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Challenge - @jegulus-microfic - word count 466- rated - m

“This is so pointless,” exclaimed Regulus, rolling his eyes. “No, Reggie, it’s his dare, and he has to do it,” said Sirius. Regulus knew this was a bad idea, a failed attempt at a truce between the Slytherins and Gryffindor, especially when alcohol was involved. Drunk teenagers were strewn across various surfaces of the common room. Through the game, various couples had come to light, to everybody’s shock, and now most of them lay in each other’s arms. As the game continued, the bottle landed on James, who chose dare, and that was when Regulus had been betrayed by one of his own kind, Pandora, who had dared James to make Regulus say his first name out loud. “Yes! Regulus, I should at least get a fair chance,” said James, staring into Regulus’s eyes and reminding him of the night before. The gleam in his eyes suggested something that made Regulus feel shy to even think of. James slowly crossed the distance between them, coming to a stop only when he was mere inches from Regulus’s face. He then bent forward toward his ear. Regulus sat stoically still, holding his breath, as no one in the room knew about their relationship, and he feared that they would figure it out. He hoped James wouldn’t do something they might regret. “Baby, I promise I will ruin you so well tonight. I will fuck you so damn hard that you won’t just be saying my name but will be screaming it. I will drag you through it teasingly slow, making sure that you remember that you are mine every time you sit down for the next week….” whispered James in Regulus’s ear in a soft, husky voice. gasp “James…” Regulus couldn’t stop himself. He could already feel wetness between his legs at the mere words uttered by James, but when the reality of his promise hit him, he wanted to get up and get to it immediately. This was enough of an excuse for him to not focus on the game from there on.

A Few Hours Later

With everyone safely passed out on the couch or in their rooms, God knows doing what, Regulus was finally left alone with James, who was evidently on the same page as him. They left the common room in a hurry and silently crept into James’s dorm, which they then ensured to seal with locking and silencing charms. “I am not one to back down from a challenge, Reggie, remember that,” said James while getting off Regulus and bringing him close to his chest. Regulus couldn’t reply as his throat was sore from all the screaming and other extracurricular activities they had engaged in. Hence, it was safe to say Regulus Black, for the first time in his life, had been rendered speechless.

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The Cocky problem

Rated - E

Chapters - 2/2

James has a pining problem on his best Friend's younger brother. Who is trying his unconscious best to make him break his resolve and fuck him. But James is a gentleman unfortunately for him and hence is stuck looking at his love dance away with other guys in a party meant for him to take care of the Blacks.

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My father sending me to a All ladies gym thinking

" here my child will not be attracted to anyone and hence would stay away from dating"

Le me being a pansexual pre-t transboy:

Excited about the amount of "that ass"

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Taken by Remus Lupin: James and Regulus running into each other unexpectedly

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Broo I was listening to Dard-e- disco a Bollywood song which is basically about a break up and the guy is dancing in this sexy way entire song reminiscing about his patner who left him.

And the entire time I couldn't stop thinking about James dancing to it after every minor fight in front of Reglus in all that Bollywood dramaticness.

This is just a beautiful picture I can't and won't take out of my head.

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A boop cat to live on your blog!!!!!

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First thought upon seeing this today :

" Aww James potter wouldn't be allowed here"

Rather than " no single dudes"

Which btw james isn't:))

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Don't barge into my safe fandom space with your homophobic top/bottom discourse. Because I will not tolerate it.

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To be lost is a mistake,

To chose is a talent,

And,

To be found is a coincidence.

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I can't do nothing but,

Sit back,

And,

Enjoy,

While,

It Self-combusts.

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Death said- "come however you want my gates are always open"

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Not understanding,

Is better than understanding,

Not knowing,

Is better than knowing,

Not realising,

Is better than realising,

Being a child,

Is better than being an adult~

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I just have this theory or thought in my head that being a narcissist is not that bad like if a person is just a little self absorbed or love themselves a little more than normal I think a lable shouldn't be given because the people who spend too much time loving and caring for others they forget about themselves and are known to suffer from depression and anxiety but the person who loves themselves has more potential to live a longer and healthy life.

Now this doesn't mean that we should all be narcissists this means that we should be more self loving than we are currently this method might reduce self hatred. So a tinch of narcissism or self love shouldn't be termed as being selfish or self absorbed .

If loving someone else can cure loneliness and depression then why can't loving yourself cure these too?

If u want to talk more about this u can Dm me. This is my first post don't be brutal. Thank you.

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Potatoes are neat, right? You know what else is neat? Expanding video upload limits. So we went ahead and did that.

Here are the deets:

Videos posted per day: 10 → 20

Video upload size limit: 100MB → 500MB

Single Video time limit: 5 minutes → 10 minutes

Total Video time limit per day: 5 minutes → 60 minutes

Now you can watch all nine minutes and thirty-five seconds of a potato cooking in a microwave. Because that’s how long it takes.

🥔 Potatoes were harmed during the making of this video. 🥔