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bet u regret adopting jace now huh

Jace: hello Maryse, Robert

Robert:

Maryse:

Jace: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

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another normal day at the institute

James and Will: *accidentally set kitchen on fire*

Will: We need an adult!!!!

James: Dad you are an adult- 

Will: We need an adulter adult!! GET TESSA

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malec to keep ME alive

Alec: magnus, this is my mom; mom this is my magnus

Alec, realizing what he just said: wait- i didn’t mean- 

Magnus: hello, i’m HIS magnus

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malec to keep u alive

Magnus: I want you to look me straight in the eyes-

Alec: You can’t have me look into those eyes and expect me to be straight

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clace on a date

Clary: ...so what does the paper in your fortune cookie say?

Jace: *chewing on the whole cookie* the what in my what

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clary & max

clary would definitely dress max as a smurf for halloween yall cant change my mind on this.

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SIZZY

Magnus: so, how was the honeymoon?

Simon: izzy got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire 

Simon: she said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

(ps: ik they have marriage runes and stuff but it seems so fitting for sizzy so bear with me)

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heartstopper pt. 2

i cannot believe nick nelson had the audacity to tell charlie he looks cuddly, proceed to hug him for like 30 seconds in the most non-straight way i have ever seen, and then go “sEe yA mOnDaY” and basically run out the door. like bitch??? i have more social skills than that and i dont even like people. 

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heartstopper

Charlie: he’s definitely straight, i should give up on him

Nick: *crying over the 62% on his gay test*

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m-a-l-e-c

Magnus: i’m going to start a to do list

Jace: good for you!

Magnus: and on the first place

Magnus: alec

Jace: *screams*

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parabatai pt. 7

Jace: My parabatai must be of utmost grace and have the best fighting skills-

Alec: *trips over a potted plant and apologizes to it*

Jace:

Jace: I want that one.

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malec bcs i can

alec: hoe dont do it

alec: *falls in love with magnus*

alec: oH mY gOd

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parabatai pt. 6

Alec: this is the worst thing you’ve ever done!

Jace: you say that so much its lost all meaning

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❝A peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. The fact that I'm dragging a body should be irrelevant❞

–Emma Carstairs, probably

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simon.

Simon: *stubs toe on chair*

Fandom: *breaks chair*

Fandom: *hacks chair into sawdust*

Fandom: *sets sawdust on fire*

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s i z z y

Alec: if you break my sister’s heart i’ll break ur neck

Simon: if i break izzy’s heart, SHE will break my neck and the rest of my bones

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✨will herondale✨

*at Gabriel’s funeral*

Will: i will never forget the last words he told me before he fell and snapped his neck

Tessa: what were they?

Will: “stop shaking the ladder you idiot”