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I want to say fuck to my exams and assignments and then my teachers, the society, me and life in that exact same order

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Agravaine is the Um-bitch of Merlin....

I swear that the funniest thing about the bbc merlin fandom is that while everyone has an array of different opinions and ideas in regards to the characters, plot, setting, etc, the one and only thing everyone agrees on is that agravaine is the suckiest slimy bastard to ever suck

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I think I have mild ADHD!! Help please!!!!

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The boy who lived, ladies and gentlemen!

Voldemort: I have figured out your plan!

Harry: Well, that just proves you're an idiot, because I don't have a plan!

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I feel ya, darling...

Neville: I'm obsessed with trying not to worry about things.

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Hermione: -_-

[after Ron gets splinched]

Harry: Alright, I want you to stay calm and try to keep all of your blood inside your body.

Ron: Bitch, what do you think I'm doing?!

Harry: Yeah, I dunno why I said that.

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Touchè

Ron: Something is upsetting you, Hermione. I can read you like the back of a book.

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This gives you could when you live in an household where almost everything is decided for you by your parents

“i don’t want other people to decide who i am. i want to decide that for myself. ”

– Emma Watson

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Na Durga na Kali

Na Jhansi ki Rani.

Na Shakti na Devi

Na ghar ki bahurani.

Na Yajnaseni ya Bhumija

Na Delhi ki Sultan.

Na Janani na Poshikaa

Aur na hi Ayesha ya Nur Jahan.

Na Ahilya na Lakshmi

Na beti ya behen ya patni,

Aurat hai woh, hai woh bas apni.

Dard hota hai use, armaan hain uske bhi,

Kaash stree bhulakar use Devi na banaya hota,

Bas insaan hai woh, ek aurat hai

Kaash isiliye hi kitno ko bacha liya hota.

[English translation :

Neither Durga nor Kali

Or The Queen of Jhansi.

Neither Shakti nor Devi

Or the daughter in law of the house.

Neither Yajnaseni (Draupadi) nor Bhumija (Sita)

Or the Sultana who ruled Delhi.

Neither the Giver of Life nor it's Sustainer

And neither Ayesha nor Nur Jahan.

Neither Ahilya nor Lakshmi

Neither daughter nor sister nor wife

She's a woman, and only her in her own right.

Pain is endured by her, ambitions dreamt of

Had we not forgotten her a woman and made her a goddess

She's a human, a woman

Couldn't we have saved millions just for the sake of that?

Translation end]

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Happy International Women's Day!

Women have to go to a lot of shit everyday and I word say that I hope that changes soon but by now I know better. I feel like we need to start beating people up to make them listen to us... Cause they never hesitated to beat us up when we didn't listen to them... Anyways I'm proud to be a woman! (although sometimes penguin would be more preferred but oh well!)

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Right now, I am existing solely by the virtue of Newton's First law: a human in existence will remain in existence until killed...

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Because we wouldn't be world dominating countries of we keep sitting quietly, now would we??

“The Golden Trio”

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The last one got me hard... I'm still laughing

headcanon that sirius learnt how to crochet just so he could make remus sweaters in return for all the ones he stole. sirius also taught james how to crochet so he could make gloves and cardigans for reggie, since he's always cold. soon enough sirius was teaching filch how to crochet a sweater for mrs norris

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Well Remus...

2 year old harry: FUCK

james and lily: *looks at remus*

remus:

remus: IT'S ALWAYS THE FUCKING WEREWOLF HUH? I DIDN'T DO SHIT

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Exactly Sirius... They are 100% real and much more environment friendly too... Also helps with problems like overpopulation .')

Sirius : You should know that plastic skeletons are bad for the environment...

Regulus : Bold of you to assume they're plastic

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We never do really get a break we?

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"Fuck you, my child is fine!"

Your child reads reader insert fanfics to trick their brains into feeling loved.