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sativaunt · 10 days ago
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Mattel really really missed an opportunity not releasing a Mini Barbieland figure advent calendar with a tiny Holiday Barbie.
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sativaunt · 8 months ago
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Lowkey surprised American Girl hasn't come out with a line of next generation dolls. Girls who had the original dolls are having kids of their own. Think how awesome it would be if their American Girl was too. Get new historical dolls as well as a twenty year update on your American Girl. Maybe a new book franchise for adults. Think of the bonding. The generational healing.
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sativaunt · 9 months ago
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Cancer getting ready to write it's new book "If I Did It"
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sativaunt · 1 year ago
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sativaunt · 1 year ago
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Our Flag Means Bluey
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sativaunt · 1 year ago
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nobody:
Hozier:
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sativaunt · 1 year ago
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Kids when you remind them to drink
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Kids at bedtime
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sativaunt · 1 year ago
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sativaunt · 1 year ago
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Little kids sharing their hyperfixation
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Parents
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sativaunt · 1 year ago
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Dads helping their kids with homework
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sativaunt · 2 years ago
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but when I do it, it's grave robbing
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sativaunt · 2 years ago
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(after a fight)
Steve: Great. Now he's gonna go to his room and blast Master of Muppets
Eddie: It's goddamm PUPPETS and you know it!
Steve: They sure are
Dustin: Wocka wocka
Max: Bork bork bork
Eddie: Fuck this. I'm going for a drive
The Party: *Kermit voice and waving arms* Yaaaay
Lucas: Shit. He was our ride home.
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sativaunt · 2 years ago
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Steve: Hey Eddie. Batnance and Robin
Eddie: Nice.
Dustin: *hiding around the corner* 👍
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sativaunt · 2 years ago
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Darius: I couldn't care less whether or not you like me. I'm just here for your father.
Ed: His indifference just makes me want to like him more!
Em: We love you, Bonus Dad!
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sativaunt · 2 years ago
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sativaunt · 2 years ago
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I figured out a way to get over the post-Christmas undecorating blues. Play All I Want For Christmas Is You on repeat. It may feel bittersweet at first, but by the twentieth time, you'll be hefting your Christmas tree out the window with the strength of ten Grinches plus two.
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sativaunt · 2 years ago
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The problem with Catradora bedsharing
Adora: There's only one bed. Looks like we'll have to share.
Catra: Whatever. I'll just sleep on the floor
Adora: *pulling blankets off the bed* Not alone, you won't.
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