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nodding furiously at every second of this video

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Hello there! I see that you know John Constantine (since you used a picture of him). For a while i thought about what would happen if John and Beetlejuice met, like what their interactions would be? Do you have opinion om that?

actually....i don't!! which is weird because they sorta remind me of each other? movie beetlejuice specifically. so i've always made that constantine-beetlejuice connection in my head, but i've never really thought about them meeting each other. that could be interesting. but yeah idk why it never crossed my mind. i'm not sure how to explain it (and this might make sense only to me and my inner workings) but they're the same type of guy in my head, so maybe that's why. not sure i can elaborate on that lol

is this a good time to drop my favorite variant cover of all time?

speaking of DC and beetlejuice, have you guys seen the variant covers that came out this year to celebrate the movie? the one with him slapping nightwing's ass is insane lmao but so is the double michael keaton one.....sad that these weren't actual stories, it could've been so fun. didn't they have bugs bunny meet batman recently? lmao

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Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

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Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

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There are newcomers to tumblr who are upset that words aren't censored like on tiktok (like su*cide or whatever the fuck). That's a sign you're too young for the internet, leave and come back when you're old enough. Legit.

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For the most part I understand the necessity of internet horny posting for a lot of people but some of the things you guys say on here makes it sound like being the victim of a slapstick routine would be the ultimate sexual fantasy

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Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

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kids these days, i was at the pool the other day and instead of marco polo they were playing obamna soda

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our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard

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"trans women cant have periods" "trans womens breasts are unnatural" im starting to think some of you actually dont think of physiology as inherently mutable and the sex binary as an imprecise approximation

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Oh my god. Mr. Beast assassination attempt????????????????????!!??!!???!!????? What is HAPPENING

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guy fawkes didn't even do anything wrong

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You've been sentenced to death by wombat butt

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