Cranky Gen-Xer who hasn't figured out how to grow up, and will probably never grow up because growing up sucks. I also come with warning labels: my brain is everywhere and nowhere at once. I am hyperactivity incarnate.Some days, I'm the asshole; other days, I'm the hemorrhoid.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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found this on reddit thought id post it here too 馃憤
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An Ode to How Much I Fucking Hate LinkedIn
Fuck LinkedIn.
Seriously.
Fuck LinkedIn.
Fuck that pretentious, donkey-dick sucking, ass-banging, nihilistic fucking garbage of an excuse for a social networking site.
Fuck all the assholes and their "positivity" memes about fucking over their coworkers and subordinates.
Fuck every damn-them-to-hell, worthless piece of shit self-styled influencer posting about b2b, bespoke, synergy-whatever-the-fuck arrogant, corporate-speak go fuck yourself bullshit of the day that's popular.
Fuck. Them. All.
If there was some way I could do it, I'd fucking set that hell-hole of a web-site on fire.
No, I take that back. First, I'd drop as many fucking incendiary, cluster- and bunker-buster bombs as I could on it, then I'd follow that up with an orbital bombardment using as many nukes as I could get my hands on.
After that, I'd scatter the remaining ashes with salt, drop an entire roach colony on the salted ashes (because at least a cockroach is far more honest about what it is than the roaches that currently infest the site), and then as a final insult, take a huge Taco Bell shit on the remains.
But can't do all of that except in my dreams so I'll settle for logging out and never looking back.
Jesus titty-tapping Christ, I didn't think it was possible to witness so many people publicly sucking themselves off on a safe-for-work site until I got on LinkedIn.
Say what you want about porn sites, but at least they're honest about they do.
And in case you didn't get the message...
Fuck you, LinkedIn.
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New favorite track!
Not gonna lie, looking forward to Fate/strange Fake at the end of the year. I haven't had much to look forward to until recently, to be honest.
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Great news! Belgium today becomes the first country in the world where sex workers can sign a legal employment contract and gain access to all employment-dependent social security (which includes saving for a pension, pregnancy leave, sick leave etc.). It gives sex workers more rights and makes them less dependent on the goodwill of their employer because they now have state protection through a legal contract.
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This is such a badass moment it always gives me goosebumps
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