Cranky Gen-Xer who hasn't figured out how to grow up, and will probably never grow up because growing up sucks. I also come with warning labels: my brain is everywhere and nowhere at once. I am hyperactivity incarnate.Some days, I'm the asshole; other days, I'm the hemorrhoid.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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You know something? I'm an anti-social sack of shit but even I wouldn't be bothered by a neighbor putting up a sign like this.
Goddamn, talk about being bitter and hateful. What happened sweetie? Your vibrator quit on you mid-goon or something?


#I'd call her a twat or a cunt but that would be an insult to twats and cunts everywhere#in this house we do not support fake feminist transphobes
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i’m obsessed with this


and then, two months later....


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*snort laugh*
I just used the line “that’s not an asshole move, it’s a whole asshole ballet” and I’m kinda proud of it so it’s going here where it will get the recognition it deserves.
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definite must-know here. Heck, I didn't know that Hancock Fabrics went out of business nine years ago. They were JoAnn's main competitor and they were all over in MN.
Where Do You Buy Fabric?
As you may have heard, all Jo-Ann stores will be closing this year. For many crafters, this was their main or only place to buy fabric and craft supplies. And so I know a lot of people are wondering: where do I buy fabric now? I have been sewing for 17 years, so over the years I have built up a bit of a mental rolodex for online fabric shops. I’m going to share that with you in the hopes of…
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I haven't shit-posted here in a while. Enjoy this cursed cover 😂
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new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better
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Daydreaming is an important part of writing. Even without words pouring out onto paper, you're still the author of stories.
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Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.
If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.
Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.
Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.
I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.
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im sure someone already made a post about it but i came across a ublock origin add-on that blacklists around 950 AI websites and disables AI overview ☝️ so u can be free from seeing AI in your search
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