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A hot take on Simon & Garfunkel

I used to think the lyrics to Mrs. Robinson were: “Heaven holds a place for hoes who pray” and I was very confused, but now actually knowing the lyrics to the song it kinda fits the aesthetic—

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hi friends so i never really expected to get any attention from this post and this is the most attention i’ve ever gotten from posting anything and ig i just want to say thanks for noticing this? my intention for making this was kinda to enforce that the majority of people are indeed #3′s who literally sing everything (yes, including the instrumental bits) but i’ve noticed that a lot of people are actually discussing being ones, twos, or even fours, where they put their own twist to it! i’m really happy to have contributed something like this to the queen community, and i don’t really know why else i’m writing this other to say thanks, continue being fabulous single person operas (or whatever part you’re comfortable with), and make queen proud!!

There are only 3 kinds of people:

1. People who sing the high parts in Bohemian Rhapsody

2. People who sing the low parts in Bohemian Rhapsody

3. People who try to be a one-man opera and try to sing everything all at once

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There are only 3 kinds of people:

1. People who sing the high parts in Bohemian Rhapsody

2. People who sing the low parts in Bohemian Rhapsody

3. People who try to be a one-man opera and try to sing everything all at once

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You make a grown man cry

“Start Me Up” by The Rolling Stones, but also my dad as he looks at my grades

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Not to be dramatic or anything but...

Keith Richards literally owns all my affection and that’s the tea sis

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crazy little thing called johN DEACON

Literally tho can we just stop and talk about the pureness of songs like Crazy Little Thing Called Love and You’re My Best Friend and I Want To Break Free and just ugh why is john deacon such an amazing artist?? Those songs are so cute and the lyrics are adorable and they’re everything I want in a relationship and it just makes my heart go woo

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Keith Moon, high in a hotel room at 3 AM: So if bees can only fly because they believe they can, does that apply to humans, too?

Keith: *glances at window*

Roger, with his pillow over his head: Please don-

-CRASH-

Keith, on the ground several stories below: ...I was wrong

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Rock? Rock.

Being a rock fan is so fun because there are so many things that are included in “rock”. Like with other genres, you kind of have a set type of music that you listen to and it doesn’t really differ, but with rock, two songs can sound completely different, yet still be classified as rock. It’s just really funny that you can go from listening to Jerry Lee Lewis to The Who to Queen to Van Halen to Nirvana, who all have completely different styles of music and sound nothing alike, yet are all under the giant rock umbrella. And when you enjoy listening to all the sub-genres that go along with rock, it’s just one big party and it’s really, really amazing.

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A Fact:

Literally everything John Deacon says in Bo Rhap is a BigMood.

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A Concept:

“Don’t Cry” but every time they say don’t cry you start crying because that song is freaking emotional stop judging me Carol

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John and Roger?

*band members in How to Become a Famous British Rock Band 101*

Lesson One: In order to ensure your success, make sure you have someone in your band with the name John or Roger.

The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Pink Floyd, etc: *furiously scribbling down notes*

The Rolling Stones: *sitting in the back of class smoking pot* uhm bET

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Happy Birthday to two of my favorite Johns out there! Thank you both for inspiring the world with your music and making it a better place. We all miss you very much and wish that you were still here to celebrate with us!

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I mean no offense to fall out boy but that day will be extremely sad

y'all

at some point fall out boy is going to be considered classic rock

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Fangirling

There was this one time when my friend was obsessing over Tom Holland and I was like, “Wow, I forgot that normal people don’t fangirl over musicians four times their age.” Oops.

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Duff’s Cheekbones

Today I was reading Duff McKagan’s autobiography It’s So Easy and Other Lies (it’s really good, 10/10 would recommend btw) and I was with my friend who unfortunately knows nothing about GNR. When I closed the book for a second, her reaction to the cover was “Wow, he has better cheekbones than me” and honestly it was too good to not share with y’all because Duff does have some pretty kick-ass cheekbones tbh.

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Roger Taylor’s Falsetto

is something that we mortals do not deserve thank you for coming to my TED Talk