remumoony

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Contributing to the fem andreil

[remumoony]

by r3mus

neil and andrew have been together for six years and neil has yet to meet andrew’s brother and cousin. that is until he sees them out in public and decides to fuck with them.

Words: 2830, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Neil Josten, Andrew Minyard, Aaron Minyard, Nicky Hemmick, Sir and King (All For The Game)

Relationships: Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard

Additional Tags: Neil Josten is a Little Shit, Pranks and Practical Jokes, Established Relationship, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Neil Josten Has a Twin, minyard triplet, OR IS THERE, Crack, Fluff, Or does he

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hi zar! can we get sad little facts about some of the tributes?

sure! CRIMSON RIVERS SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

mulciber: avery was his boyfriend, and he didn't even get to say goodbye to him/his dead body, because avery was being lifted out by the time he caught up

avery: mulciber was his boyfriend, and he basically had the same plan as james, except to the extreme. he intended to kill everyone and make sure mulciber made it home

hodge: his favorite sweet was peanut brittle, and he only had his mother as family

quinn: she only joined the death eaters because her father found them entertaining to watch, so she wanted to put on a good show for him

willa: her father didn't love/care about her

axus: they had a big family they were eager to get home to

bernice: she had a baby and a fiancé

mathias: they were raised by their grandparents because their parents were tributes when they were a baby, and like them, their parents died in the arena. they had no siblings, but irene filled that role for them

irene: had family, but didn't plan to make it home unless mathias died, because she would have died so they could get home. had no siblings, but mathias filled that role for her

vanity: 3 siblings, all younger, and they're all named after furniture—vanity, curio, divan and hoosier (twins)—and she had a crush on hodge only after she got reaped, except hodge killed her, so...yeah

peter: only had his mum, and he felt very out of place in life, kinda lonely and outside of most things. in this life, he didn't have james, sirius, and remus to give him friendship. just james, the first person who made him feel like he belonged, even in the midst of horror, which was why he didn't know where home was and why he couldn't kill james

evan: his parents were abusive and they died some years before he was ever reaped. he didn't give them funerals, and he'd moved out the moment he could. didn't go back home even after his parents died. he had a favorite tree that he climbed literally every day. also, he had no friends, until regulus

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Remus, age 16: I’m getting us fake IDs.

Sirius: To drink?

Remus: To VOTE.

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Imagine the look on Sirius' face when he found out his patronus was a cat.

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The marauders all wearing lily's clothes because lily and james started sharing clothes at some point and they always ended up somewhere in the dorm.

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Marlene referring to witches and wizards as "non-muggles" and to muggles as "non-witches and wizards" for fun.

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(probably) the marauders' party tricks:

Peter: always wins at beer pong

Sirius: tripping over his own feet

James: bad flirting

Remus: making someone cry

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James: Do you have any carrot juice?

Sirius: yes go to my shop i'll sell it to you

James: thanks mate!

Remus:

Remus: Are you playing hay day?

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Someone: Happy Halloween

Marauders fans:

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Remus: I'm not going to take my iron tablets anymore. I choose seeing stars when I get up

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Marlene: If I were a drink, I'd be gin tonic because I'm bitter

Dorcas: you'd be gin tonic because you taste nice

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Marlene: *compares dorcas and herself to gay cartoon characters*

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Marlene: what are our plans for later?

Mary: what was that thing you always wanted to do?

Marlene: I don't know- could you be more specific?

Mary: hmm I thought if I put you in the spotlight, you might get a good idea

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Marlene: Love you babe- uh- i meant- good night bestie <3

Dorcas:

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Dorcas: I just want life to be gay and happy

Mary: you are gay. You just need happy

Dorcas: yeah that's what my therapist says

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Marlene: you could burn me with your hotness

the fire: