queen-simia
queen-simia
deep deep dark dark deep dark pit
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grandma's tired, dammit ♤ 40+yo graphic designer by trade, doodler/sometimes comicker by hobby under 21 dni ☆ block "politics" tag if you don't wanna see my angry lefty political reblogs~
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queen-simia · 1 day ago
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if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you
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queen-simia · 2 days ago
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queen-simia · 2 days ago
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If you don't Like pedophiles, why do you use the language of consent to advocate for making it easier for them to rape children?
First off, I ABHOR pedophiles. I don't just dislike them.
Second, I'm not sure exactly what you're saying but I believe children should be children.
Don't stress them out with the talks of the birds and the bees. Don't try and force them to understand something they won't understand or might scare them.
Traditionally, we have learned about sex ed around 13 - 16
Any earlier and it might actually frighten them
And why should they know? They aren't having sex and sick fucks shouldn't even be thinking about them having sex.
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queen-simia · 4 days ago
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A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.
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queen-simia · 5 days ago
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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queen-simia · 7 days ago
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you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
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queen-simia · 7 days ago
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See you tomorrow for some Happy Fun Boner Time™
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queen-simia · 7 days ago
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the beasts
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queen-simia · 10 days ago
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A fucking womb transplant, what an incredible thing. Fair play to all involved. A positive news story amidst all the dire shite.
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queen-simia · 11 days ago
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generative AI literally makes me feel like a boomer. people start talking about how it can be good to help you brainstorm ideas and i’m like oh you’re letting a computer do the hard work and thinking for you???
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queen-simia · 11 days ago
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generative AI literally makes me feel like a boomer. people start talking about how it can be good to help you brainstorm ideas and i’m like oh you’re letting a computer do the hard work and thinking for you???
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queen-simia · 11 days ago
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queen-simia · 12 days ago
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Okay so. I see a lot of uninformed people in the intersex tag so here's a little bit of information about being intersex.
We are not 'biologically nonbinary', it's actually fairly rare for us to be assigned X at birth, the majority of us are given an assigned sex.
Intersex is a catch-all for a huge number of variations, so there is no singular 'intersex body', in fact a large number of us do not have ambiguous genitalia.
You cannot transition to become intersex. You can transition to have a mix of sex characteristics. The current most accepted word for this I've seen is Salmacian. Because intersex is an umbrella term for many many variations and conditions, saying this is similar to saying you'd like to transition to being autistic or having EDS.
A lot of us go through medical abuse in childhood, including forced hormone replacement therapy and gender reassignment surgeries, often as infants. I, for example, was forced onto estrogen as a teenager. This is something we are still fighting to make illegal without impacting trans youths access to treatment.
Not every intersex person is trans. Just like everyone else, we can be cis or trans or feel a mix of the two. Some of us are just intersex and aren't interested in further labels.
Being intersex is not really that rare. Most estimates put it about as common as red hair or green eyes. Some estimates even higher.
And finally, because I am genuinely stunned by the amount of people that don't know this. Hermaphrodite is an intersexist slur. You should not be using it if you are not intersex.
That concludes my post. Good faith questions are welcomed, and it's easy to find more information through places like interACT and the (albeit outdated) ISNA website.
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queen-simia · 12 days ago
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I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude
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I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either
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Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.
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queen-simia · 12 days ago
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I made them do an activity and they got real mad about it
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queen-simia · 12 days ago
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queen-simia · 12 days ago
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genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital
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