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Who in your fandom would be the one to make all those “cya next decade jokes”

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•°This is my second comics from the pjo series! Oh yeah!!! . . . I have to practice drawing the background 🏞 XD

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Person A: eventually u hav to watch all of ur loved ones die or they have to watch you die, the solution love no one, dying alone is ur most painless option.

Person B:

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Person A: If I ask u what time it is and ur sentence starts with "its a quarter till" imma stop u right there. I don't do calculus chief

Person B:its a quarter till-

Person A:-bitch imma kill u

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Person A: Im the puff guy

Person B: WHat

Person A: Im the puff guy

Person B: Dad?

Person A: No.

Person A: Im the puff guy

Person B: So ur the puff guy

Person A: Thankq

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Nico: Yeah you can call me “woke”

in fact I haven’t slept in days

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Follow Me On Insta: @1paigey2

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Person A: Jesus it's cold.

Person B: Here, take my hoodie, i'm not even that cold.

Person A: Thanks, i'll give it back tomorrow.

*later at home*

Person A, aggressively inhaling in B's hoodie scent while curled up inside it: I'm not giving this back.

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Imagine The OTP

Person A: W-who do I shoot!?

Person B: Them!

Clone: No! They’re lying! Remember? I love you.

Person A: *shoots the clone*

Person B: What the-

Person A: ‘I love you’ sounds like something you wouldn’t say to me.

Person B: Ok, WOW-

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Person A: Why Do I even like your dumb ass?

Person B: Huh?

Person A: *panics* I SAID YOU HAVE A NICE ASS

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reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

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my hand slipped

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“He looks combative, but he’s really very docile and adoring, like a puppy.”

-Will about Nico, at some point

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The Gods: So, are you in?

Percy: No, I am not in.

The Gods: So you're in.

Percy: NO I AM NOT IN! I'M OUT!

The Gods: So, you're not in?

Percy: Yes, thank you. I am NOT in.

The Gods: Well, I can't say that I'm not disappointed, problem is, you're only out if you're in.

Percy: WHAT!

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Will “too blessed to be stressed” Solace

Side note: Nico likes it when Will wears the shirt, ‘cause we all need a bit of positivity in our lives (especially him).

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Nico, at one am, sleep deprived: I have a question, Will.

Will, totally used to this: what.

Nico: why are you so hot?

Will: my dad’s literally the sun god, babe.

Nico: *having war flashbacks to the Hell Year when Percy Jackson barged into his life and Jason’s weird awesome punk sister Thalia called Apollo ‘hot’ followed up by ‘yeah, [that he’s the sun god] wasn’t what I meant’*

Nico, sitting bolt upright in bed: oh my gods.