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The problem with Hippies is that they didn’t listen to their parents. The problem with Millennials is that they did.

-- Charles Scalfani

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Shit is like infinity. Add it to anything and it equals shit.

-- Charles Scalfani

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If you know how to think then no one can tell you what to think.

-- Charles Scalfani

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Anything that one should partake of in moderation is best avoided.

-- Charles Scalfani

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I used to wake up with aches and pains because I didn't exercise but now I wake up with aches and pains because I do exercise

-- Charles Scalfani

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Just because you're thin doesn't mean you're healthy.

-- Charles Scalfani

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You get three guess as to who created National Junk Food Day and the first two times you say the Junk Food Industry don't count.

-- Charles Scalfani

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For anybody who can't believe the world stood by and did nothing to stop Hitler, I have two words for you. North. Korea.

– Charles Scalfani

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You can either have fat in your belly or around it.

--Charles Scalfani

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Stop believing things just because they make you feel better.

--Charles Scalfani

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If everyone knows something then it's probably wrong.

-- Charles Scalfani

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Your health is determined more by what you don't eat than what you do.

-- Charles Scalfani

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Name a single charity that put itself out of business because their efforts solved the problem. Just one.

-- Charles Scalfani

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Coca-Cola is the new R.J. Reynolds.

--Charles Scalfani

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SJWs are social terrorists.

-- Charles Scalfani

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I'm going to do Vegans one better. I'm only going to eat wood. It's called being Wooden. You are what you eat after all.

-- Charles Scalfani

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The Supermarket is like the Internet. There are a few things that are good for you hidden among a bunch that's downright terrible. And it's up to you to discern the difference.

– Charles Scalfani