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* for the non USians, jelly in this case refers to a soft, sweet spread that is like jam but is made from juice instead of pieces of fruit
#polls#oh i have several strong unpopular pbj opinions#the best kind of pbj is open face toasted peanut butter (smooth or chunky but NOT sweetened) and jam#but 2 sided toasted is good too just more a mess#BUT any 2 sided pbj must have peanut butter on both sides#i will not eat pbj with only 1 side peanut butter#its no good#(sorry mum)
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The author's poorly disguised fetish
The author's proudly displayed fetish
The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
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oh to be a pangolin squirming around in the sludge 🥺🥺🥺 this would fix me
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I finally finished one of the 3 geraldion sketch :’) after more than 1year… I don’t know if I will end up finishing the others tho
Anyway it’s when they both meet for the very first time ! ✨
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JASKIER in THE WITCHER
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JASKIER in THE WITCHER
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JASKIER in THE WITCHER
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#insert 'you guys are getting paid' meme here#i dont eat any of these foods except tacos regularly and i very regularly have weeks with no tacos#hell if you dont count pizza bites i havent had any of these foods this week#a week????????? for money??????? hell i could probably do anything for a week for that much money
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Nearly 14,000 mail ballots in Nevada have signature issues
Officials urge residents to use online tool to check if ballot was accepted
The total number of ballots — 13,906 — needing curing include 6,383 from registered nonpartisan or other voters, 4,026 from Democrats and 3,497 from Republicans.
The deadline for voters to cure their ballots is 5 p.m. Nov. 12, officials said. Ballots can be cured here.
The main issue they're having with young voters is that Nevada allows for voter registration through the Department of Motor Vehicles, and the "signatures" are digital (the licensee types it into a form), so their hand-written signatures on their ballots don't match the KEYSTROKES that serve as signatures on their license.
It would be hilarious if it weren't so fucking infuriating.
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So my sister wants to start sewing more, because
a. She’s 5′ 11″ and can never find pants long enough for her legs or shirts long enough for her arms.
b. She hates synthetic fibers as much as I do and it’s difficult to find natural fiber clothes that aren’t made of cotton
c. She’s a biologist and would physically fistfight microplastics if given half a chance
So her gift from mom and dad for her birthday was a sewing machine. Not a super expensive one but a good solid serviceable one.
And recently she asked “So where do I GET wool or linen and thread that isn’t polyester” and mom was like ‘go ask your sister’
And I, of course, crashed into the group text like “GET A PEN I HAVE WEBSITES FOR U” and honestly I’m thrilled about this
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Happy Halloween! How to Deal with Witchers is here! I'll confess I was very insecure about sharing a second guide, I didn't know where I wanted to take it and it took me so long to find out. I hope you like this one, too, and, again, I hope these drawings can at least make you smile a little today.
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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
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Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops
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you want to die by his hand so bad it makes you look stupid
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