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the shame and humiliation of being mounted and pinned down by bunny hybrid xavier as a wolf hybrid 💔💔

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Move aside titans

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every single photo of touya in the hospital after your second baby arrives—your tiny, perfect daughter—he has red, swollen eyes because he doesn't stop crying for like 3 days after she's born

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Loading Screen Tip: You can hold the princess to make her feel better.

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The Great Mammon is here~ Who's better to introduce boon givers of Hades AU than your first man? More Hades AU Mephistopheles \ Simeon \ Luke More gameplay headcanons under the cut

Maybe on of the MCs weapons will be throwing knives with unlockable Aspect of Greed. Knives will become throwing cards that will deal random status effect on hit or will have an increased crit rate

The boons that Mammon would give probably -Crit Damage\ Chance -Attack\ movement speed -Increased money gain -Chance of enemies attack missing -If you miss an attack you have a chance to hit Mammon's Call - Summon a white raven that will deal very big crit damage to one enemy Legendary boon "Returned with interest" - 10% of all crit damage you deal will transfer to your money Upon Greater Call -"Time to roll the dice!" -"Cha- ching!" -"Your loss, pal." -"Eyes on me, treasure!" -"This round is on me." -"Together!" Unique greater call (Lucifer) -"Hey bro, kinda busy. Bye!" -"Check your loyalties, Lucifer!" -"...."

(Barbatos) -"I'm the fastest after all!" -"I'm not sharing them!" -"Predict this, motherfucker!" -"Oh, now we're talkin~"

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A glimpse into a world that isn’t mine

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tobio hears one of the older members on the adlers mention that he and his wife are "trying for a baby" and is sorta confused because he's never heard the expression before, but the rest of his teammates are supportive and encouraging, so he accepts it without too much thought. unfortunately, he doesn't fully understand the subtlety of the expression, so a few weeks later when the two of you show up late to dinner plans with a group of your friends he doesn't think twice before he offers the explanation "we were making a baby"

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cw: semi-public sex, izuku's a fucking liar a/n: a repost!

the fast, sloppy, wet and repetitive slap of skin vs skin is heard loud and clear in the dark, muting the muffled and distant music from the house party still in full swing.

izuku's in full swing too, his thrusts into you showing no signs of stopping any time soon, nudging and knocking every part of your insides as though he is anxious to make space inside you for him to stay forever. his kisses are pleasantly bruising, and equally as eager and numerous; you can barely speak through gasps and moans, the muscles of your thighs clenching around his thick waist as your body sucks him in and demands more.

breathless still, your arms wrapped around his neck, you remind him that he lied.

"y-you said you'd never done this be-" your breath cuts suddenly as he angles just slightly upwards, a calculated and deliberate move that has you seeing something - stars, god, your future? - then stills, looking down on you curiously as your soul resettles back into your physical form.

his eyebrows raise and he stops, propping himself up by his elbows as he waits for you to stop cumming and you unwittingly let out a whining sound that you never want to hear come out of your throat again.

the fact that he still says nothing, like he's unfazed, angers you even further and you resist the urge to slap him for making you look this stupid.

in one rushed sentence, you nearly hiss,

"yousaidyouwereavirgin!"

he blinks as though confused, and then as realization sets in, he laughs at your shocked expression, pulling away quickly and you use all your might to not press him back against you.

"i said i hadn't done this before," he clarifies.

"you've clearly had sex before," you snap.

he frowns. "well i mean yeah, i've clearly fucked."

the wanton way he says it as though it is meaningless, as though he hasn't just snatched your soul makes your tummy turn.

"s-so why did you lie?"

why are your teeth chattering?

"i didn't lie. i meant i hadn't had sex at a party before," he replies sheepishly.

your eyes widen, and he's not sure if you're angry or distressed, but he laughs again, raising himself over you and you swallow hard reflexively.

you miscalculated.

he dips down to kiss you, biting teasingly at your lip again as he pulls back. he looks positively demonic.

"is it okay if we keep going? i didn't cum yet."

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i love a “we’re leaving” ass man

a man who sees you mildly uncomfortable and is just like “we’re leaving” regardless of the social situation

just scoops you out of there, now you are Simply Leaving

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also i think nuns should be having sex with each other. often with dubious consent

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howl pendragon should never be translated to live action but if its absolutely necessary he needs to be played by a semi-androgynous woman. like that is simply not a role meant to be filled by a real life man

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5th anniversary boys from the website

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oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

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Cow print, like if you agree, reblog to be turned into a milk machine,

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shoulders broad so they can support your calves when you fuck…

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“Progress Shark” outside the Australian Museum, ahead of Sydney Mardi Gras/World Pride Festival 2023.