ohmyadrien

[ohmyadrien]

i feel like chat is the type of person to rehearse these victory/heroic speeches at home. like he'd randomly wake up in the middle of the night and start brainstorming these fancy and overall dramatic words that he thinks are motivating and inspiring, but is actually cringey as hell

[ohmyadrien]

Non romantic love for you

online hugs for you

[ohmyadrien]

here me out-

adrien tries his pickup lines on plagg to see if they’re good enough to tell ladybug.

however plagg and adrien have the same sense of humor so he doesn’t really help detect what pickup lines are absolutely rubbish 💀

LMAO THIS.

he also probably cant tell which pickup line is appropriate and which is not because he's basically ancient right?? and different times have different pickup lines so adrien could literally be like "are you poop? cause i'd spend time doing you" and plagg would literally be like "YEP. THAT– THATS GOOD!!"

[ohmyadrien]

hey everyone <3!

I would like to thank you for the amount of love and support you guys havs gave me these past few months, and I am beyond grateful and touched by your kind comments.

If you haven't noticed, these past few weeks I have been inactive and I would like to clarify the reason.

I've just been really uninterested in Miraculous now, it used to be my childhood show, and part of the reason why I made a lot of friends on the internet, but now, I need to focus more on my education since I'm on my way to senior high school.

I know I could probably schedule some posts, but I don't really like it for some reason. I've been interested in writing fanfictions and stories and such, and I'm really happy at where I am, so I won't be posting here anymore.

But saying goodbye to this account is pretty hard for me even though I've only had this for a few months, i hope you have a nice day, and don't forget to drink lots of water guys!♡

Yours truly,

@ohmyadrien.

;)

[ohmyadrien]

Chat: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

[ohmyadrien]

Adrien: *standing on his balcony and sneezes*

Ladybug: *standing on his roof* Bless you.

Adrien: God?!

[ohmyadrien]

Chat: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

[ohmyadrien]

Chat: Am I right, Ladybug?

Ladybug: I’m absolutely certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

[ohmyadrien]

Alya: And here we see Adrien and Marinette in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.

Adrien: Gaelic bread.

Marinette: Grueling brad.

Adrien: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

[ohmyadrien]

Plagg: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Adrien: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Marinette I just think she’s cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her.

*Later that night*

Adrien, very much awake: Uh oh.

[ohmyadrien]

Adrien: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's best bud- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Nino: This is a lie.

Nino: I'm literally his bestfriend. This is a lie.

Nino: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

[ohmyadrien]

Chat Noir on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.

Chat Noir on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

[ohmyadrien]

*Playing twister*

Alya: Right hand red.

Adrien: *ends up on top of Marinette*

Marinette: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Alya: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

[ohmyadrien]

Marinette, unbuttoning shirt: Man, it's hot in here.

Adrien: I know that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

[ohmyadrien]

Ladybug: Why are you always transformed?

Ladybug: Like, don't you have parents?

Chat: What are parents?

Ladybug:

Ladybug: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard.

[ohmyadrien]

Chat Noir: Hey... can you do me a favor?

Ladybug: Yeah sure.

Chat Noir: When I die...

Ladybug: Yeah?

Chat Noir: Can you update my Facebook status saying "Chillin' with God"?

[ohmyadrien]

Chat Noir: I will send my army to attack!

Chat Noir: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*