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type of shit im playing during laundromat shifts now that i dont have any audiobooks in the reserves

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5-25% off is a discount, 30-50% off is a deal, and 60-90% off is clearance. I'm TRUELY SICK of being lured to a clearance section for a measly 20% like please be serious

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ughhh fine *experiences emotional growth*

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feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

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[northernlion reading chat] "hey NL if you started estrogen would you let your hair grow back or commit to still shaving it." [sighs and puts his hand on his chin] you people gotta-- you gotta come up with new material. you act like it's your first day seein' a bald man. [suddenly sounding actually for real angry] you come into MY chat like you own the place and make bald jokes thinking i haven't heard 'em before! you think you fell outta a coconut tree! [immediately calms down again] you're on notice, pal. i see your name around here again you're gettin' the audit. [spends several minutes focusing on the game and talking about the gameplay, then gets distracted during a puzzle] and JUST to be clear. IF i started estrogen... i mean yeah i'd probably shave my head. it's actually more groundbreaking for a woman to be bald these days. but you wouldn't catch a guy like me doing that because i'm comfortable with myself in a way the average twitch viewer is scared of. [starts backtracking in the game without realizing it] "you don't have to become a woman to take estrogen." i mean, yeah, you don't, but it's about principles you feel me? i'm tryin' to get my female viewership up, if they hear i'm taking estrogen but not even becoming a woman they'll feel disrespected. they won't want nothin' to do with me. [looks at chat for several seconds of silence] "progestuah estrogenize that thang." sure i'll plus two that.

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hi tumblr i think i'll be back for awhile. i miss my mutuals and friends and with winter break starting i need something to look forward to + create for. i havent shared art in many months and miss the community of it

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dude

AITA for telling my roommate that he can’t smoke in the apartment? he just moved in from living in my mom’s best friend’s garage.he’s a very laid back guy i’m surprised he’s behaving like this, we got into a big fight and he lit another

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AITA for telling my roommate that he can’t smoke in the apartment? he just moved in from living in my mom’s best friend’s garage.he’s a very laid back guy i’m surprised he’s behaving like this, we got into a big fight and he lit another

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moodboard for when you are fatigued, tired, sick or not doing well and you are dead

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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

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Hi everyone, quick update on these assholes in the Mouthwashing tags.

These are new accounts, so those of you who are already aware of what is happening, I recommend blocking these as well.

To those who are unaware:

⚠️TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️

These individuals have been DMing users and spamming the Mouthwashing tags with:

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Videos depicting:

* LIVE animal mutilation/torture/death.

* REAL videos of individuals being executed.

* REAL videos depicting extreme sexual fetishes.

Such as: sexual organ removal, scat fetish, vomit fetish, etc.

* As well as harassing users in the comments of their posts with slurs or promoting the legalization of rape.

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These individuals are DMing users or sending Asks, so that you are forced to see these videos upon opening the chat.

Please be advised and recommend that your followers BLOCK and REPORT these individuals in advance so that less people have to see these horrific videos.

Also feel free to add more tags so that this will reach a wider audience and we can hopefully prevent anyone else from having to see this.

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be careful there’s been someone with a name similar to “russiansoldier” and a string of numbers posting real and explicit animal abuse + gore in a bunch of different tags for mouthwashing characters. if you can please report immediately and block

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Are you currently in a headspace to receive my long creepy witch finger?

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