michaelthejesse

[michaelthejesse]

And my friends always call me crazy for saying “Dad bod price”

thinking about captain john price being built like this

oh… (18+, gn!reader)

in my humblest of opinions, the ‘strong dad bod’ is one of the sexiest fucking builds a man can have and i can’t stop thinking about them

especially if price had one *screams into my pillow like an idiot*

can you imagine how obsessed he’d be with draping his body over yours ?? like if you’re at the kitchen counter, or standing on your toes to reach something on a high shelf, price would be smushing himself right up against your back

big arms wrapping around your torso, large hands splayed over the softness of your belly, the warm mounds of his pectorals and stomach pressed firmly against your back

he’d tuck his head against your shoulder and kiss your neck and the side of your face, pushing more of his weight onto you

such a good hugger, so warm and cozy and safe <3 would also be used as a human weighted blanket and i’d hope to god he’d trap me beneath him oh my god

imagine running your hands up and down the smooth, fatty ridges of muscle that took up most of his abdomen and arms. the hair too !! ugh i’d just pet him for hours like a little cat lol

*sarah paulson voice* THE HORNY IS ESCAPING !!!

thinking about the feel of this kind of body draped over your back as he fucked you hard into the mattress, both of his hands on your hips and keeping you pinned so that he could rut into you like a man starved

mmm or his large hands wrapped around your legs and keeping them bent up towards your head while he drills into you, his own soft tummy rubbing against yours

price with a muscly dad bod like this would make you put your legs over his wide shoulders while he’s eating you out, one hand on the pudge of your lower stomach and the other squeezing the flesh of your arse

god his cock would be so fucking thick like don’t even get me started 😭

he’d stretch you open so well too, make you come almost one too many times before he’s easing himself into you and stretching you open with a moan of your name

or or you’d ride him and constantly running your hands and/or nails up and down the soft dips of his body, moaning as his cock hit so deep and almost made you come within mere seconds of sinking down onto his cock lmao

i’m so horny for price and this type of body oh my god i just can’t

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It’s me, I am the emotional support Scot (it’s a good day to be Scottish)

Where is his emotional support Scot

[michaelthejesse]

I do the same thing but most the time I see it and go “Oh, guess I made a few typos” and then I leave it bc lazy adhd brain

ADHD brain sabotaging me. Everything looks fine when I post but then I look back and I see typos and missing words and things that made sense at the time no longer make sense. And then people reblog the posts with errors and now they’re stuck with them!

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Shitty sketch of Graves with cat ears. Graves is the one person I will ever give cat ears bc HES SO CATBOYABLE

He’s so yes

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Why is the way that Soap dies in both of the MW3 games so FUCKING MEMEABLE

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Remember the time I said I’d make a Breaking Bad x Modern Warfare AU? I just thought; what if Alejandro and Rudy are Waltuh and Jesse? IM ALREADY MAKING IT

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I showed my dad this picture of Graves and asked him what he thought about him

He said “He’s gay” and SAID NOTHING ELSE I’m wheezing 😭

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Guys. Mini/chibi style Soap + realistic monster Ghost.

Ngl listening to Connors hostage theme while drawing spooky monster ghost is something else. Baller tho.

Also, should I make el spookie dookie Ghost an AU? It’d be funky and I kinda wanna do more art of Ghost like that

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CALLSIGN MOSSE @cod-dump I have given your Shadow Company oc unprecedented levels of badassery (also goofy sketch I did in like ten mins bc I’m lazy)

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Guys, I know my posting schedule is comparable to the GTA release schedule but I mean… two posts in one day? Hell I can’t even do two in one week half the time. Also @cod-dump post too, YOU GUYS ARE EATIN GOOD TONIGHTS. And blob ghost ♥️

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Here’s a lil comic I made off an incorrect quote I found on incorrect quote gen while I draw another comic off another one of @cod-dumps posts (plus I added a second incorrect quote from soap bc I’m tired please send therapy)

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I haven’t posted in a while so here’s a random drawing of Price I did on my phone at a family dinner (plus some friends of theirs) that I did not want to be at. The food was good though.

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Another post off @cod-dumps post??? Yes. (I love drawing blob-ghost sm it’s so cute)

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GUYS PLEASE I KNOW ITS LIKE 10:35 AT NIGHT FOR ME BUT I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA EVER: MODERN WARFARE X BREAKING BAD HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT ITS THE BEST VIDEO GAME MIXED WITH THE BEST SHOW EVER IVE ALREADY STARTED STORYBOARDING IT

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I redrew my first ghoap drawing guys 😨

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Y’all know that one song that goes “Can I steal a little kiss, sir?” Or something like that. So here’s Ghost giving Soap a lil smooch (I’m so normal about them)

[michaelthejesse]

Ngl listening to Connors hostage theme while drawing spooky monster ghost is something else. Baller tho.

Also, should I make el spookie dookie Ghost an AU? It’d be funky and I kinda wanna do more art of Ghost like that