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Literally me 

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She’s just like me fr fr

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He’s just like me frfr

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I was put on this earth, a bitch and moan.

And brother, I’m bitchless

*moans*

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Dressed to the nines (gun) i’m going to see grandma and she’s gonna call me a handsome young man (I got a haircut )

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*** or go to school n such (many applications where you can be silly but not stupid)

Safety tip: Remember to only fuck your partner silly, because if you fuck your partner stupid they won’t be able to vote this next election.

Thank you.

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Safety tip: Remember to only fuck your partner silly, because if you fuck your partner stupid they won’t be able to vote this next election.

Thank you.

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Partisans.

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* Popping noises*

>:)

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I think capitalism is having to buy dish towels that I ideologically align with, so that I can hang them from my oven and they will never be used. not a big fan of that.

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I am so sad that nobody wants to kiss me.

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“I’m tired” “I’m depressed” “I’m a little sad”

Ok yeah whatever, eat a carton of cigarettes and watch osmosis Jones and you’ll be fine.

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There are two little guys inside of you:

-One of them has a knife

-The other is clothed

Any mental state that you’re in is some interaction between the two of them.

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you could trick the average American into drinking straight up mouthwash if you label it root beer. That is my conviction.

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:)