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MAKE AN ASS OF ME
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Two twentysomethings cite Shakespeare for their purposes.
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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WHEN I RUN OUT OF STEAM ON PAGE TEN OF A 20-PAGE PAPER
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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THE MORNING BEFORE FINALS
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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WHEN MY BOSS HAS A PROJECT FOR ME
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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WHEN MY FRIEND INSISTS ON BRINGING AN UMBRELLA AND THEN IT DOESN'T RAIN
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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WHEN A CAFE KEEPS PLAYING THE SAME ANNOYING SONG IN THE BACKGROUND
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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WHEN MY FRIEND KEEPS GETTING ME ANOTHER DRINK
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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WHEN SOMEONE AT A PARTY STARTS TALKING ABOUT THE ECONOMY
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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WHEN I TRY TO DO WORK AFTER HAVING A BURGER FOR LUNCH
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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MY APARTMENT THE MORNING AFTER A PARTY
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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WHEN MY FRIEND DRAGS ME TO BATH & BODY WORKS
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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WHEN SOMEONE GIVES ME CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM
If it's my friend: If it's my coworker:
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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WHEN I DISCOVERED SPOTIFY
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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GOING TO THE GYM WITH A FRIEND
Expectation: Reality:
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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WHEN MY FRIENDS COMPLAIN THAT NO ONE READS THEIR TUMBLR
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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WHEN THE HOSTESS SAYS IT'S GOING TO BE ABOUT 45 MINUTES FOR A TABLE
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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WHEN I WANT DESSERT BUT MY FRIEND IS STAYING AWAY FROM CARBS
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makeanassofme-blog · 12 years ago
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DOING MY TAXES
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