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we are invested in Jaime’s redemption arc and Jaime is invested in the redemption arc of Ilyn Payne

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Book Weasley’s>>>>>>>>>>>>> Movie Weasley’s

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Color Palette Challenge #36 - Draco x Hermione

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Gonna leave the kitchen now, Christine.

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  recasting the movies with age appropriate actors —aidan turner as sirius black

              33/34 during escape from azkaban. 36 at time of death.

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the thing that pisses me off about 50 shades of grey isn’t that it’s twilight fanfiction, it’s that it’s bad ooc twilight fanfiction. the implication that edward would be into bdsm is so fucking dumb he’s a 100 year old virgin who cried and went into a week-long depression the first time he fucked bella he wouldn’t even consider the idea of fucking her until they were married because he didn’t want to compromise his virtue and you’re telling me he’s a dom? no, edward cullen has the most boring vanilla sex ever the only thing unconventional about the way bella and edward fuck is that bella tops and edward cries the whole time and bella gets fed up and goes to the other house to fuck rosalie and edward cries some more in his room alone

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Why don't you watch riverdale????

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has this been done yet

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Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists. 

#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick

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the saddest death in harry potter is my respect for jk rowling

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When did you first realise? It was a bunch of little things, like my first girlfriend.

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about 4 more years until the great gatsby becomes public domain and about 4 more years until i can publish my 300 page novel about how nick realizes he was deeply in love with gatsby and gatsby’s ghost coming back and realizing he was in love with nick too and also jordan is there and she admits she’s a lesbian

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so apparently the Asset’s name in The Shape of Water is Charley

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I just don’t get it. Jon x Val is one of the most slept on ships I’ve ever seen, although most of their interactions and almost everything about them is made of so much ship tease. Like, Jon is clearly super attracted to her? His physical descriptions of her (of which there are many) are just so Extra? And she’s clearly into him, too? And they’re always flirting?? And sometimes Jon instigates it? For real, Jon “my little sister had to give me pointers on how to talk to girls” Snow, just flirting with ease! And they stood so close to each other under the moonlight the frost from their breaths intermingled? Then she kissed him on the cheek? And when he first heard a scream coming from the tower he immediately worried that it might be Val?? Even tho it ended up being a man’s scream? And don’t get me started on how he was legit tempted by Stannis’s offer of her and Winterfell and legit imagined her having his babies and even after he turned Stannis down for valid reasons he was like, Damn, “I might have had her.” And just the fact that he has been offered her hand in marriage. And Ghost just took a quick and easy liking to her? And Jon thinks they look like they belong together. He thinks Val and his soul counterpart animal look like they belong together, I just—why are they so slept on??? 

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again since no-one has yet given me a valid reason as to why James Potter, lacking a wand, didn’t just transform into Prongs when Voldy turned up and like… fucking spear him. Why didn’t he do that? Like I don’t care how astonishingly powerful a dark wizard he was, no-one could ever be prepared for walking into a house and there’s just… a massive fuck off stag staring you down? How could you possibly react to that? 

You couldn’t, giving said stag the opportunity to put an antler through his eye and save the day. Not to mention, can you imagine the Prophet headlines if that was how it’d gone down?