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Kieran "everybody in this fucking place needs therapy"

Kieran "me specially"

Kieran "i also need a raise"

Kieran "and a loooong as vacation"

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STEVEN RODRIGUEZ

SIR

RESPECTFULLY

🫦

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Casteel: "So..."

Casteel: "Did you ever win when in an argument with your wife?"

Nyktos: "My wife and I never argue"

Casteel: 👀

Nyktos: "She tells me to shut up and I do"

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Making memes to cope

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*sigh*

PEOPLE SHOULD STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL SORRY FOR CALYPSO

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So you're telling me I need to read another book series before Primal of Blood and Bone is released to understand everything?

JENNIFER!! I NEED TO WORK, WOMAN!!

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Azriel has a Gwyn shaped hole in his heart that he is trying to shove Elain into and it just won't work.

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@yazthebookish facts

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IF AZRIEL DOES NOT END WITH GWYN, I WILL RIOT

I SAID WHAT I SAID

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Also I love that when the stream got banned the whole chat was spamming

CAPTAIN???

Captain!!!!

Captain??!!!!

CAPTAIN!!!

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LUKE HOLT

SIR

RESPECTFULLY

🥵

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I should be working. But I can't.

Why?

Because all I can think about is Poppy and Casteel meeting Sera, Nyktos, and crew.

Like (!!!!!!!!!!!) And also (?!?!???!!?!!!!!!?)

THEM MEETING ATTES?! AIOS?! SAION!!!

And Reaver in the corner "whyyyyy I can't with y'all bullshit, im out, fuck all of you".

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE LIVING, SEND HELP.

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Tried really hard to like it since the release.

Still hate it 👍

Listen, I don't wanna be that person.

But...

The new versions of The Epic Saga? The re-release?

I hated it.

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Listen, I don't wanna be that person.

But...

The new versions of The Epic Saga? The re-release?

I hated it.

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Gwyn: Shadowsinger, a word.

Azriel: ...

Gwyn: I want you to train me to become a spy.

Azriel: Like a spy who works for me? Who works with me, I mean. All the time? So we'd have morning Priestess Valkyrie training, continued dagger lessons, and spying? Unless I'm on a mission, we'll be together? 😍

Gwyn: Are you okay?

Azriel: 🥹 Training starts immediately. Come, first things first. Best trees to hide in.

Gwyn: Thank you, Shadowsinger.

Azriel: My spy name is Az. Please call me Az from now on.

Gwyn: Oh, do we get to pick? Mine is Xena Warrior Princess 🤭

Azriel: I'll call you Gwyn.

Gwyn: Fair. Lead on, Az 😊

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Rhys being protective of Gwyn just melts my heart because there’s a reason he’s so protective and it’s because he relates to what she’s been through and knows what trauma like that does to someone. And now it’s making me want to see more Rhys x Gwyn sibling-like interactions. Kinda like Azriel x Nesta and Feyre x Cassian.

Like just imagine Rhys randomly appearing at Valkyrie training one day and Gwyn is challenging Azriel to a duel. Rhys watches in disbelief because he’s never seen someone that doesn’t know Azriel for long challenge him like that. And then Rhys sees how far Gwyn has come and it makes him so happy, he tells Gwyn all of Azriels weaknesses and cheers her on just to piss Az off and Gwyn is loving every second of it…

UGH SARHA PLEASE I NEED IT 😩

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Ok, so CC3 is coming out next week, and I still haven't read ToG.

Please send help.