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Shoot From The Hip Longforms reviewed by how accurate the title is
Oh My God, Is this A Joke? - 4/10. There are quite a lot of jokes, actually.
The Meringue Haberdashery - 5/10. A lot of haberdashery, no meringue.
Lost in Your Eyes - 3/10. Someone is certainly lost, but it's actually at sea.
The Dark Moons of Slough - 2/10. It's set in Slough but there aren't any moons relevant to the plot, dark or otherwise.
Long Johns - STRIKE! - 7/10. I mean, there is a strike at the long johns factory so that's decently descriptive I guess?
Too Big To Be A Jockey - 10/10. That man is absolutely too big to be a jockey.
The Oopsie Daisy Bulge - 3/10. I feel like an invasion is a little more than an 'oopsie daisy.'
The Hare Who Wore A Sweater - 8/10. If I want to be pedantic, there are actually multiple hares wearing sweaters.
Once Upon a Time I Killed Mum - 6/10. 'Once upon a time' implies an event took place sometime long in the past, but the matricide was actually very recent.
The Midnight Mystery - 4/10. Only the first scene takes place at midnight, and the mystery is pretty obvious.
Inside the Mysterious Cube - 3/10. There are multiple mysterious cubes and only the last scene actually takes place in one.
BUS - 1/10. 'Bus' does not even begin to cover what this play's about.
All Eyes on Nigel - 6/10. Surely not ALL eyes on Nigel?
No! I Always Loved That Caravan - 6/10. The affection this man had for his caravan is of somewhat less importance than the title suggests.
Wild, Wet and Worrisome - 10/10. Fuck dude, it sure is.
The Cardboard Stegosaurus - 3/10. Can confirm that a cardboard stegosaurus is present, but it's completely irrelevant to anything else that happens.
The Ingredients - 4/10. There is only one ingredient of any significance.
The Excited Chinchilla - 6/10. There is certainly a chinchilla, but I'm not sure if 'excited' is the correct adjective to use.
The Prime Minister's First Day - 9/10. Pretty good summary, A+.
The Leftenmost Window - 0/10. That's not even a word.
The Neighbour's Under The Bed - 5/10. He's only under there for one scene.
The Milkman - 9/10. There is a Milkman.
Beetroots and Murder - 6/10. No one is actually murdered. 'Beetroots and Arson' would be a much better title.
Susan's Holiday - 8/10. To be fair, it's Tracy's holiday too.
The Evil Make-A-Wish Kid - 10/10. That kid sure is evil.
The Mystery of the Midnight Circus - 6/10. The circus isn't actually open at midnight.
Caesar and Juliet - 8/10. Again, to be pedantic, other characters are also present.
Wine Under The Bridge - 9/10. There is a bridge and there is wine, and at one point the wine is taken under the bridge.
The Unrelenting Aubergine - 6/10. It is very much relenting.
The Lighthouse - 10/10. There is a lighthouse.
Murders in Space - 10/10. Murders do indeed happen in space.
Marigolds, Bluebells, and Hugh - 5/10. Orchids are far more important to the plot than marigolds or bluebells.
Moist and Magical - 8/10. There is magic. We can presume it is moist because Scotland gets a lot of rain.
Burglary and Bobsledding - 6/10. A+ on the bobsledding. As for burglary, I don't think the removal of a single machine part counts as 'burglary' so much as 'sabotage'.
Toby's Secret Pocket - 6/10. Toby has multiple secret pockets.
Ballet on the Battlefield - 2/10. At no point does ballet ever take place on a battlefield.
The Phantom of Hornchurch - 10/10. Yeap, that's him.
The Grape Depression - 9/10. Accurate in terms of both economic and emotional depression!
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@ jeremiah this u?
top 3 places to bleed out:
1. the snow
2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms
3. bathroom floor
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him
#HELLO LUKE MANNING#the best guy#shoot from the hip#luke manning#obsessed with him lowkey in a super casual super light way#guys I can stop whenever I want to
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"And you... will teach me."

AAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T GET OVER THEM
Really like this piece though took me 8 hours but so worth it
#it’s themmmm#the way I could HEAR the dialogue#shoot from the hip#sfth fanart#thirsty vamps sfth#dress design goes hard on this
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Sometimes I wonder if anyone on Tumblr just happens upon the “shoot from the hip” tag (or any of their long form play names) and just wonders ‘what the fuck is going on?’.
Like, imagine on a whim that you decide to search the phrase “shoot from the hip” on Tumblr on a whim because you were bored and you find…a bunch of people talking about a bunch of characters, ranging from, a random assortment of farmers, some doomed yuri, a lot of traumatized children, magical creatures made from nightmares, etc. etc.
I just wonder how this all looks out of context really.
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Ugh, I wish British people were real 😔
Welcome back to me using my artistic ability for the most random and silliest shit ever. Another fanart, who cheers?👍 Parasocial be damned..
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Straight men be acting like angsty lesbian couples and I'm so sick of them /j
#shoot from the hip#sfth fanart#clarissa's diy wedding#thirsty vamps sfth#hghafefgghhgh#the thirsty vamps ones#I'm in its mouth and it's shaking me like a dog#ybob's face and esmerelda's pose and deathly pallor#also fem sam is killing me :)
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This one was quick because i drew it in the midst of a super important school project (the sfth grind never stops)
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hii!! i'm keeping count of typical sfth things happening for all the videos published this year (as in i have a looong list keeping track of every height joke, traumatised child and southern american sam). one of the things i count is how often the members break on stage - now i need your help!! do we count this as tom breaking or does his anti-corpsing spell make up for it? for reference, aj is definitely breaking :))
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Always wanted to do one of these, so here are sfth characters as things to never say to someone who just came out










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tom ATE in clarissa's diy wedding holy shit. never before understood when people described characters as cunty but that's the only word for it. the sass the poses the "you're RGghhr but yeah haha" yes tom that is EXACTLY what knowing a hot straight girl is like
shoutout to whatever the fuck these two were miming? sam as animal bit again?? who knows
and the setup for AJ's singing!! forgot how multitalented that man is
#shoot from the hip#clarissa’s diy wedding#I think I subsist on doomed yuri#"I've got the tongue! 😁 but you still choose him okay :|”#sam running around playing a bunch of people is always gold
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Poster for shoot from the hip’s improvised play
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kisses
#:O#stunning!#eeeee the way he's on his toes in the first one!#ough the little hearts#shoot from the hip#sfth fanart
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Being a shoot from the hip fan is crazy because you'll be rewatching shows, a game is introduced and you think "ah yes, the dogfucker. I remember this one."
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What’s your top 5 SFTH improvised plays?
(Because I’ve been on a sfth youtube marathon and I like to hear which ones other peeps like :D)
WAIT YOU’RE A SFTH FAN TOO?? :DD
idk if these are in any particular order but:
The Mystery At The Midnight Circus — Tom!Sherlock, Sam!Watson and AJ!Moriarty are iconic I fear
The Midnight Mystery — I quote this one all the gosh darn time (which is bad when one of the things I quote is “GO CRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS YOU FUCK” 0-0)
Toby’s Secret Pocket — I just loved this from start to end tbh
Divorces and Teddy Bears — I LOVE this one it’s so good (saying this like I don’t love them all :p)
The Phantom of Hornchurch — I love the story of this one and also one I quote a lot
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had a heart attack for a second because profile picture
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