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" Crofters released a new flavour of crofters." A+ writing 2019 me. Try "Jam" next time

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https://gofund.me/a3935186

I hope this message finds you well. I am reaching out today with a humble request for your support. Due to financial challenges and recent job loss, I am currently facing difficulties in securing the necessary funds to rent a stable home for myself and my cat.

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Request for Donations to Assist with Renting a House

I hope this message finds you well. I am reaching out today with a humble request for your support. Due to financial challenges and recent job loss, I am currently facing difficulties in securing the necessary funds to rent a stable home for myself and my cat.

Finding a safe and stable place to live is crucial, and the financial burden of securing a rental property has become overwhelming. I am doing everything I can to improve my situation, but I am still short of the funds needed to cover [deposit, rent, moving expenses, etc.].

I truly appreciate any help, no matter how small, that can assist me in this challenging time. Your generosity would provide a sense of security and allow me to focus on getting back on my feet.

Thank you for considering supporting me during this difficult period. Your kindness and assistance mean the world to me.

With gratitude,

Gem

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What are the chances there's Dadceit roaming around out there? Remus and Roman his kids, perhaps Virgil as well.

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Remus: So I made a flamethrower with a lighter and a can of compressed air, as you do.

Patton: ...No? I dont???

Remus: It'll kill the spider.

Patton: GIVE IT TO ME!

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Logan: I heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

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Remus: *gets down on one knee* will you...*pulls out a lighter* commit arson with me?

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BUTTON

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Roman: Is this mistletoe?

Janus: Uh, no, no, that is basil.

Roman: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you.

Janus: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

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Patton, while balancing an ice cream cone on his head: Do I look like a rhino or a unicorn?

Janus: You look like an idiot.

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Is Ao3 down for anyone else?

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Logan, smirks: Y'know, for someone who's supposedly a mad genius, I'm not seeing much of the genius.

Janus: Keep it up, Logan, and you'll see plenty of the "mad".

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Roman: Whatever you've stolen, give it back.

Janus: We haven't stolen a darn thing.

Remus: [appears] I've stolen the darn thing, Janus! Let's go!

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Patton: Do you think you could go a little faster?

Logan: Pat! It's a school zone!

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Janus: So, you think to thwart my plan-

Virgil: Don't stop to tell him the plan!