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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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Animation students: I’m going to spend my time drawing, creating characters and stories. ITS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN!!

Rigging:

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Gaang: The Kyoshi warirors are our friends!!!

Random person: Cool!! What are their names?

Gaang: Oh! There’s Suki!! And… er… there’s Suki… and the others

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i love you, please marry me

omg I just figured something out

so ao3 is down now as we all know and I was half way through a fic when it happened so I was obviously desperate to finish it and ao I started poking around trying to find a way to move to the next chapter AND GUESS WHAT

if you have the tab open to the chapter you were last able to read YOU CAN STILL DOWNLOAD THE FIC

yes even while ao3 is down your fic is still downloadable given that you had a chapter of it still open in your browser

just wanted to share that with everyone

you're welcome

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MY AO3 IS DOWN BUT NO ONE IS FREAKING OUT AND ITS NOT TRENDING AND IM SCARED

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when i say i talk to myself when im alone, i dont mean describing my actions or even debating and having a conversation. No. I just shouted:

“One! Two! One, Two, Three Four!

Eat my shiiit

It tastes like choooocolate!”

Why?

I have no idea

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Having the most random things and handing them out.

Like a friend complains they are hungry and i just pull out from my bag their favourite food. Or in class we learning abt (idk) victorian period and i just have miniature accurate models of clothes, houses, cars etc.

Contrary to what I implied until now, the objective is not to be helpful, its make people question their lifes

IMAGINE IF UR TALKING TO A FRIEND AND (beware i am a nerd) THEY JUST SUDDENLY STOP THE CONVO TO GO “oh yeah, i forgot i had this… here u go” AND THEY JUST HAND U A MINT CONDITION ORIGINAL COPY OF YOUR FAV GAME/BOOK/FILM/WTV WITH A SIGNATURE OF THE ARTIST ADDRESSING U SPECIFICALLY AND NOT EVEN AN HOUR LATER U JUST SEE THEM CASUALLY TAKING OUT THEIR OWN COPY AND EVEN MORE

I WANNA BE THAT FRIEND

I WANNA BE TALKING WITH MY FRIENDS AND JUST RANDOMLY TAKE OUT A FERRET FROM MY POCKET AND START PETTING IT

(i would say more but i think i its enough)

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

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Okay so i always knew the jingle bells Batman smells parody… BUT APPARENTLY I DID NOT??!? I always thought the lyrics went like this:

Jingle Bells

Batman smells

Robin flew away

The joker stole the bat-mobile

And Jason Todd is gaaaay

I feel betrayed

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my parents, friends, teacher or ppl in general: I wonder how you get so much paint on you whilst working

*me zoning out each 5-10 minutes and just passing the brush on myself bc feel good and leave pretty colours*

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:

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Yk when u say smth out loud but u didn’t even know u were going to speak much less what and, after, you just kinda freeze and think “this. this is why people think your weird.”

No?

never happened to me either

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People forget that Tech Bros end up shooting themselves in the foot, bc they create stuff to replicate Arts & Humanities and it ends up being a tool for Arts & Humanities to make better things easier

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With the last episode of PJO aired i would like to call everyone’s attention to something

Zeus made a huge deal out of his Lightning bolt being stolen and threatened a war if not given it back

Hades not only didn’t make it everyone’s problem but actually tried to get his Helm back by making a bargain/exchange with Percy, effectively saving his mom

thats my TedTalk

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i am seriously considering starting a thread/series/wtv where i classify books that i read using AO3 tags

it might be here

it might be on tiktok

it might never happen

who knows??

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i constantly experience a crisis everytime im talking to someone idk the gender. Like ik its figures of speach but i feel weird just saying “dude” “bro” “queen” “mam’” without context

SO I HAVE COME TO A SOLUTION

from now on i will refer to strangers as:

Goblin

Menace

Enigma

Entity

Sentient Being

And last but not least

Human (derogatory)

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I want the writer’s strike to last until they get everything they demand and more. I want the SAG strike to last until AI is entirely forbidden across the board in the entire industry. I want CGI artists to unionize and strike. I want animators to strike. I want composers and directors and designers and VAs and techies and producers and stage hands and game devs and programmers and recording artists to strike.

I want every aspect of the entertainment industry brought to a grinding halt for months or even years to take it from the corps and put it back in the hands of the artists.

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Okay… Wow was not expecting ppl to actually be interested

Anywayyyyy it’s supper short but here it is

so yk how in Nimona Ballister is constantly thinking that if he talks to Ambrosius everything will magically be solved? yeah?

so i’m making a fic out of it