#mom im scared

[fatherphaniel]

WHAT THE FUCK

the pinof set with the doll, the 2009, the true screen, the confess your sins with sister daniel's (?) foot, do you want to influence me, i- ISNDISNAKDHDHBD

[natewallace]

I asked for toxic edizzy in season 2. i got toxic edizzy in season 2.

i no longer want toxic edizzy in season 2.

[double-deep-fried-soup]

Day 200 of random Mark images

[yizhrt]

am i.... learning how to... deep throat a banana... by @lyvhie WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT????

[allastoredeer]

I don't think people are over-feminizing him, I think fandom people tend to over-masculinize him honestly. Let's be real, he is canonically feminine/gender neutral in appearance and manner in the show whether people like it or not (and being/looking feminine doesn't mean he can't be a top for the people who prefer top Alastor). He's not a hunky looking guy and doesn't act like a suave masculine king, he's a bizarre twink who does wrist flicks, eats rotting carcasses off the ground, and breaks his own bones just to freak people out and I like when fanart reflects his canonical appearance/behavior

Agreed.

Alastor has masculine vibes for sure, he's got that ✨range✨ but I agree that is is typically more feminine/gender neutral overall. Honestly, I think I might actually like top Alastor if he were more feminine/gender neutral.

I've seen some Radiostatic fanart with Alastor topping while still being portrayed like his show-self, and I was so into it. There is now one ship where I can see Alastor topping, and that is with Alastor/Vox.

RadioStatic does it again!

And you're so very right, Anon. Being feminine/gender neutral doesn't mean he still can't be a top for those who prefer top Alastor. He can be a Dom. He can rail Lucifer within an inch of his life. Not every top has to be a big, muscley, manly masculine alpha dude. I'm allergic to big, muscley, manly masculine alpha dudes. If they get too close I break out in hives.

BUT, I do understand that people like big, muscley, manly masculine alpha dudes who top. It wouldn't be such a popular trope otherwise. And fandom is the place for tropes and escapism and playing around with characters, and on and so forth, you know the spiel.

Siiiigh. I just wish my boi wasn't hit so hard with the alpha man mallet. Can't you see he's I'm suffering

Alastor's such a bizzare guy. I love it when he breaks his own bones to unnerve people. I like it when people write and draw him as a little freak. I need to write and draw him as more of a little freak.

Suave, masculine gentleman Alastor is my sleep paralysis demon.

[star-riding-through-clouds]

Wdym fear isn’t the prime emotion you feel towards your mother?

Wdym you don’t shiver every time she steps too close?

Wdym you can tell her secrets and feel safe while doing so?

Wdym you don’t fear how she’ll react whenever you tell her something?

Wdym you understand what it’s like to trust your mom?

[miku-meeku]

boypussy or girldick

[princepotatosack]

AERINCELS GET BEHIND ME WHO THE FAWK IS THIS WHY IS BLINKING AT MEEEE

[hijinxxer]

right, time to get serious

no weirdposting, trashposting or fangirling on main, thats what this dumpsterfire is for

[dumpsterthots]

I get so surprised when people I don't know actually like the stuff I post. Like, what are you doing here? How did you find me?? My bestie is the only one reading these usually so at first I just assumed it was an ult account I didn't know about but then more people liked it? Crazy

[double-deep-fried-soup]

Day 175 of random Mark images

[notyourmarshall]

I repost ONE preist thing bc it sounded so unholyverse but now my feed is FILLED WITH PRIEST PORN

[toxic-garbage-island]

Jayce, where the fuck is your parent?

[kimis-gloves]

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slutty eyes

[redwayfarers]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE THESE FACE BONES

[nostalgicmania]

Wisdom teeth removal is such a bitch WTF?!

I got them removed Tuesday, and my face now look like an mf square for how much it has swollen and I can't eat shit i'm so hungry i would eat a whole maxi pizza all by myself and I'm not even kidding, I lost two kilos in two days ugh how is that even possible?