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I will post the first thing that goes to my mind
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One of my goals in life is being famous on the internet and one of those tumblr-repost instagram accounts post my textposts lol
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Year-In-Review ✧ 2018
“This is not the beginning of the end, this is -just perhaps- the end of the beginning.”
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Aaron: *to Alex* ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS STUPID!!!
Alex: Aaron!
Aaron: *screams internally*
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Schuyler Defeated, aka
Burr: I don't see why we have to stop being friends over this.
Burr, literally seconds earlier: My whole campaign is that I'm not related to you.
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I am in too many fandoms, when somebody talks about "John" I have in mind...
•The bassist of Queen
•One of the Beatles
•Hamilton's gay best "friend"
•The actor that plays Uncle Jesse
•The second president of the United States
•That weird writer
•The american western movies actor
•The father of Jesus
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JOE MOZARELLO:
My 7 yo sister came to me and said “who’s that joe mozzarella you always speaking about”
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Friendly reminder that Lafayette's real name is...
Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de Lafayette
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I'm very dissapointed with the real version of Hercules Mulligan
Like...I DON'T SEE HIM SCREAMING "BRRAH BRRAH" WITH A DEEP VOICE
HE IS NOT A BIG MAN, HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE COULD FUCK A HORSE
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