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John but instead of having a normal appreciation for East Asian customs and stuff he's just a balls to the wall weeb

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Mark Hoffman saying "Ohh Peetah" at Strahm in a Lois Griffin voice is this anything

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Amanda smokes like moon rocks and other strong shit

Hoffman tried it in like college so he thinks he can handle it. Ends up having a panic attack and crying a little

John already takes fat bong rips whenever nobody is looking. If he catches YOU doing it he'll put you in a trap though, it's still widely illegal in 2004

saw stoner headcanons now. how do y’all think they handle weed

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I think John would let you paint his nails, he's never done it himself but if he winds up w a partner that does it he'd watch them do it and become interested enough that he'd gently approach and ask them to do his as well

He'd probably ask for black, or dark red. The paint would chip off easily while he's building but he'd appreciate it while it lasts and probably have it done again

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I'm obsessed w all the photos of Cary Elwes bts on the set of Saw, he looks like he wants to die

Saw bts picks are like nothing else

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My gf is such a trooper for listening to me ramble on abt how much I wanna bone that old man

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Btw I'm trans so if you're transphobic pls just go away

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J/o instructions but it's a tape made by Jigsaw

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Can John and Hoffman just pass me back and forth and use me as their own personal sex toy please please please please

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He doesn't want us to cut throught our chains

he wants us to cut throught our feet

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AU where John doesn't notice he didn't actually receive the brain surgery and he goes and parties it up in Mexico

From the moment I saw Gabriella bring out the tequila and shot glasses I've wanted to see that old man hammered

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So look

No spoilers for Saw X obvs but

I have the screencap of John with his shirt off and I'm sure some of y'all wanted it too so

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So Hoffman definitely used the hand to jerk off with at least once right

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I would want to call John daddy so bad but ik he very much would not like that probably

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Homophobic asfuck that I can't make out with John sloppy style rn

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I'd let John cum inside me idgaf

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He served so much cunt here not even joking