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can we hate fuck pls

Only if your name is Shelby .. or Changretta.

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Well considering I usually leave more hickies on you, Treacle, I would say you are left to me.

Now take off those breeks and beg for it.

Palming all the boy's bulges, for leisure.

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Charming and accomadating as always, Alfie. You'll have to finish Neil off, he's been whining and nagging for it for hours now.

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Nah, nah.

I will leave Neil to Mr Conlone, yes. And maybe Robert to Eames, hm?

Palming all the boy's bulges, for leisure.

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Charming and accomadating as always, Alfie. You'll have to finish Neil off, he's been whining and nagging for it for hours now.

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there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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palming his bulge: a love story

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I have never truly known the definition of the word 'desire' until I met you....

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ALFIE

WAT

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Do you really want to test that premise, silly boy of mine?

Come now Treacle,we both know I do the punishing around here.

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Is that so? And which punishment did you have in mind for this?

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Me thinks you earned yourself a few ruined orgasms.

Come now Treacle,we both know I do the punishing around here.

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Is that so? And which punishment did you have in mind for this?

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May Carleton??

"Whom?"

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“You wanna fuck? Alright but it’ll cost yeh’”

- Tommy

"That pesky cousin of yours still dead set on invoicing me every time I have you on my desk?"

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“You give me a fuckin’ headache, Solomons”

- Tommy

"I heard a good fucking can help there. Natural painkillers and such."

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sorry i tried to kill u can we still fuck

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"Nah. It ain't like I don't already do my utmost to knock you up."

Tommy how do u think alfie would react if you had a cunt?

I think he'd never stop fucking me.

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"These are the facts."

"But ... does this cunt come with a womb?"

Tommy how do u think alfie would react if you had a cunt?

I think he'd never stop fucking me.

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"Can attest to Robert's not very sub side."

Robert I know that you are a submissive brat that needs to be brat tamed but I personally want you to dom me and brat tame ME.

Oh I can do that, darling. I don't know why everyone sees me as submissive. Why dont you be a good girl for me and bow your head hm?

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That can be arranged, Treacle.

Tommy, then ask your boyfriend, Alfie, if we make sex tape videos where I play the salad girl just to say: "Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?"

As long as he fucks me, I'm in. Your salad will just have to deal.