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Hi sweetie pie. Baby boy. Prince. Want a cookie?

"Yes, please, I would like a cookie."

"Can the dog have one, too?"

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hopes for the future?

"I'd like to eventually move into a nice flat with Neil. Maybe get a normal job and get a genuine house or something."

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and geographically?

"Most certainly not bloody Margate!"

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favorite place to do it?

"Up the arse."

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favorite place to do it?

Alfie: Ass. Desk ... His bed, the one he fucks his wives in. I make him my personal whore there.

Bob: My bed, really. Most comfortable.. And no one can see me fall apart for him.

Eames: His playroom. Is it so decked out and he knows just how to use me.

Eddie: Bed, comfy, ready for sleep. And perfect for cuddles afterwards.

James: The bed alcove. Constricted, dark and intimate. Hidden away, secret pleasures.

Johnny: I got this old leather couch in my garage where I like to spread my boy out on...

Reggie: Bed, yeah bed.

Ronnie: My brand new bed. It is so large, I can just toss him all about.

Tommy: Neil's got this huge sofa where he builds love nests on that I just love ravishing him in.

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The Brewery is Open

Come on in!

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gal leans over for u to see her yk whatchu do

"Kick back and watch."

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Good Evening,

Let's talk, yeah. I'll pour the booze.

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what would you do if your partner can’t handle their drink?

"Watch them closely as they get tipsy off of just a little. But I'll make sure they don't black themselves out. I'll be strict. I like being strict."

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You won't treacle, you know that. You can point you gun, but the best you can do is take my other eye.

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Goddamn it, Alfie. Take your clothes off.

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You, me, drink? Need a good chinwag. You'll never guess what's happened this week ...

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"Oh my dear, I am pouring like I have never poured before. Gin tonic?"

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*gives you a friendship bracelet* you don’t have to put it on i just wanted to give you one ^_^

"No, this is mine now and I will never take it off again."

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If you dreamt of a "quiet life", what would that entail?

Alfie: Guess it'd be Tommy moving in with me in Margate... strolls on the beach, him, I and Cyrill...

Bob: Just running my bar like a normal bar owner... I guess.

Eames: Robert, me, a nice house in the country side, maybe some farm animals, yupp.

Eddie: I once thought it'd be me, Anne and a couple of anklebiters.. but now, I am not sure if I want a quiet life at all, because it means I have to part from V.

James: Cottage in the countryside where I'll be self sufficient. A man can dream.

Johnny: Don't think I can quite manage imagining it, though a suburban lil house where I can tinker on my bike, with Benny going to college... Sound okayish.

Reggie: I know Frances wants that. The East Ender wife life. I can't do it. I need to feel the thrill.

Ronnie: Me, my boy, a lil place in a quiet village. If only.

Tommy: I wouldn't mind settling down with Neil, have him run his rental shop. I might find a job as a gym instructor. Maybe we'll adopt a kid...

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riskiest place youve done it?

Alfie: The trenches...

Bob: My bar.

Eames: The car I was opperating at that very moment. It is a ruddy miracle we did not crash.

Eddie: If it is V ... the shopping mall, middle of the isle. If it is anyone else.. public restroom

James: Back ally.

Johnny: Changing room at the mall.

Reggie: My club, on the bar counter top.

Ronnie: Mental hospital common room.

Tommy: Gym showers.

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We are home and we are horny!