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Top 10 (negotiable and in no particular order) reasons why it’s wayyyy better to be a student than a graduate:
It’s okay that all of your meals are stored in the freezer and prepared in the microwave.
Not looking like a giant degenerate failure for being unemployed.
Still eligible to use your...
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GOT A PROMOTION!
........ IT'S IN RETAIL:
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GRADUATE FRUSTRATIONS PART 1:

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ME TO EVERY LAME PERSON I WORK WITH:
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CONVERSATIONS WITH MY MOTHER PART 3:
DEAR MOM:
#cece gif#new girl gif#schmidt#funny gif#funny#sad#lonely#mom#mother daughter#joblessgraduateproblems
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ANY TIME A CUSTOMER ASKS YOU A RIDICULOUS QUESTION:
#retail#customers#Customer Relations#emma stone#emma stone gif#funny#funny gif#joblessgraduateproblems
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WHEN AN INTERVIEWER ASKS ME TO NAME SOME OF MY INTERESTS:
WHAT I WANT TO SAY:
WHAT ACTUALLY COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH:
#wine#judging people#gif#funny#funny gif#kelly clarkson#kelly clarkson gif#interview gif#wine gif#joblessgraduateproblems
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OH YOU RUN THE ENTIRE PHOTO LAB AT WALMART?
CONGRATULATIONS. ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN CELL AND AN IPHONE COULD DO THAT JOB YOU FUCK:
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WEEKLY MENTAL BREAKDOWNS:
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Gah, your blog is so true I think my mind just vomited an passed out.
The thing I love most in life (in my current state) is hearing about others in the same position! Thank you for the love :)
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WHEN ANYONE INSISTS YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH TO FIND A JOB:
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WHEN YOUR LIFE HAS BECOME THE DEFINITION OF 'HOT MESS EXPRESS':
PERPETUALLY UNEMPLOYED, DRUNK AND/OR HUNGOVER:

#drunk#hungover#unemployed#hot mess#fuck my life#funny gif#gif#penny#big bang theory#the big bang theory gif#jobless graduate problems
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WHAT I WANT TO SAY:

WHAT ACTUALLY COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH:

(via: http://lawdegreefail.tumblr.com)
WHEN AN INTERVIEWER ASKS ME TO DESCRIBE MYSELF:
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COLLEGE DEGREE, PRESTINE RESUME AND STILL NO JOB, YOUR LIFE:
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WHEN LOSER CUSTOMERS TRY AND STRONG ARM YOU:
#betty white gif#betty white#funny#gif#retail#joblessgraduateproblems#no job#graduate#customer relations#losers#strongarm
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CONVERSATIONS WITH YOUR LOSER MANAGERS:
I'M COOLER THAN YOU, I'M SMARTER THAN YOU, I'M PRETTIER THAN YOU, I HAVE MORE FACEBOOK FRIENDS THAN YOU:
#managers#retail#jobless graduates#joblessgraduateproblems#gif#funny#funny gif#toddlers and tiaras#tlc#toddlers and tiaras gif
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